Just for us guys

[disneymama73]

You haven't met my 8 yr. old Dd, she'll put a grown man to shame in the farting department...

Or my 2 yr old DD.

 

[Hercules10]

Correction: Women only let SBD's in front of MEN. Around each other, or when the boys aren't around, it's bloomer blowers all the way.

Is THAT why ya'll go to the bathroom in groups!? To have contests?!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

My dd too...and I can't even begin to tell you how often she has clogged the toilet.

Note to OP: We're taking over your thread. So much for "Just for us guys."

 

[lulugirl]

My dd too...and I can't even begin to tell you how often she has clogged the toilet.

Yup, she's such a delicate little flower!

 

[ZuZugal]

Is THAT why ya'll go to the bathroom in groups!? To have contests?!

What happens in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom.

 

[luvmydogs]

We've got a 3lb. Chihuahua that can blow the roof off our house. She is lovingly called Fishbutt.

 

[The Mayor]

Barefoot and pregnant...like they were meant to be

 

[NELSON]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

 

[disneymama73]

Barefoot and pregnant...like they were meant to be

Hey, I loved being pregnant. And I'm always barefoot.

 

[Cantw8]

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Women only let SBDs. Not bloomer blowers.

Ummm... yeah... sure we do.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I have a t-shirt that says that.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Correction: Women only let SBD's in front of MEN. Around each other, or when the boys aren't around, it's bloomer blowers all the way.

You do like the fart threads!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

You do like the fart threads!

shhhhhhh... don't tell the tag fairy. It'll be my luck that will be my first tag. "Loves fart threads"

 

[Hercules10]

 

[EthansMom]

Is it just me or is there to many threads with wifes complaining

It's because the wives have too much to complain about.

 

[yo-ho-yo-ho]

Get back to work girls

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Yeah, yeah.... I'm gonna "WIFE" you in a minute....

(oh look! I'm a mom, now, too!)

 

[PrincessTiff]

Maybe your wife could type for you from now on.
"Is it just me or is(are) there to(too) many threads with wifes(wives) complaining."

Just a thought....now I'll go back to cooking, cleaning, and caring for the kids.

 

[TheBellhop]

Get back to work girls

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

lol u r funne.