Just for us guys

[Claire L]

Get back to work girls

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

Lol

Claire

 

[TheBellhop]

This is what I don't get, how does Larry not know what a wife is?

Anybody?

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[Hercules10]

I don't get this, how doesn't Larry know what a wife is?

I dunno...only man in history who was raised right?

 

[TheBellhop]

I dunno...only man in history who was raised right?

Or he's just rather illiterate.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I don't get this, how doesn't Larry know what a wife is?

Anybody?

I'm refraining from joining the grammar police force.

 

[TheBellhop]

I'm refraining from joining the grammar police force.

Was it that bad... =/

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Was it that bad... =/

It was just a tiny bit bad. But it's okay. I can let it go.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Was it that bad... =/

Pass gas. She'll forget all about it.

 

[reeeoga]

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut blisters or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

 

[reeeoga]

Husband of the year awards

http://www.bigmattress.com/mt-archives/001094.html

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Pass gas. She'll forget all about it.

I'm so getting picked on here.

 

[ButchJohnson]

OK since there are no real "Man" complaints on here yet here goes.

My wife really upsets me when she walks by my Big Screen TV and says "Is football still on?" Yes of course it is, when this game is over, there is another, then another, then when the live games are all over, there is ESPN classic and the NFL network that shows re-runs of games.

Then I also hate it when she says "are you going to drink again today?" (And I only drink on the weekends anyway so to me this is a little outrageous.) *** is up with that?

I also hate it when she says, "I'm tired of mowing the lawn while I'm pregnant" which I inevitably come back with well you're the one that wanted to get that way.

I'll post some more later, but I wanted to get some feed back on these first.

 

[L107ANGEL]

OK since there are no real "Man" complaints on here yet here goes.

My wife really upsets me when she walks by my Big Screen TV and says "Is football still on?" Yes of course it is, when this game is over, there is another, then another, then when the live games are all over, there is ESPN classic and the NFL network that shows re-runs of games.

Then I also hate it when she says "are you going to drink again today?" (And I only drink on the weekends anyway so to me this is a little outrageous.) *** is up with that?

I also hate it when she says, "I'm tired of mowing the lawn while I'm pregnant" which I inevitably come back with well you're the one that wanted to get that way.

I'll post some more later, but I wanted to get some feed back on these first.

I just want to quote you while you are still feeling brave!

 

[TheBellhop]

I also hate it when she says, "I'm tired of mowing the lawn while I'm pregnant"

 

[Hercules10]

OK since there are no real "Man" complaints on here yet here goes.

Sorry. You can search and search and you'll never find me dissing on the wife on a public forum. The woman likes to go to nudie bars with me. Gotta a bird nest on the ground with that one and I ain't about to complain about it.

 

[Luv'sTink]

Is it just me or is there to many threads with wifes complaining


Have they no cooking / cleaning or looking after the kids to be going on with ?


What do you think guys

A thread not about the war.

 

[PrincessTiff]

I also hate it when she says, "I'm tired of mowing the lawn while I'm pregnant" which I inevitably come back with well you're the one that wanted to get that way.

I'll post some more later, but I wanted to get some feed back on these first.

I feel sorry for your wife! Your the one that got her pregnant. Or are you?

Irregardless, making her mow the yard pregnant is loww.

 

[PrincessTiff]

Sorry. You can search and search and you'll never find me dissing on the wife on a public forum. The woman likes to go to nudie bars with me. Gotta a bird nest on the ground with that one and I ain't about to complain about it.

I'm sure your wife is thankful for that Herc.

 

[TheBellhop]

I feel sorry for your wife! Your the one that got her pregnant. Or are you?

Irregardless, making her mow the yard pregnant is loww.

I'm sure he's joking...