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I tell my husband this all the time!
I have a couple of saying that I have to take off my fridge and send you to use if you'd like. Please know that I don't even remember where these came from. I've collected them via email and were previously posted at my office before we moved so all the guys knew how mean I was!

Feel free to use any or all or maybe this will spark something in your brain!
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something's wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the rigth man to come along-the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Definition of Bravery:
True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night with the boys, being met at the door and assulted with a broom by your wife and STILL having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning or were you flying somewhere?"