Just for Fun: Headlines in People Magazine

[happily single]

File this under "What the heck?"
20 Camels Booted from Beauty Contest for Using Injectables in Hump Inflation Cheating Scandal

 

[hardcorestitch]

I have to write an analysis for one of my courses… hopefully it won’t be as wacky as these…

 

[barkley]

"IN SHOWBIZ, THE CELEBS WITH A NOSE FOR WHAT'S NEW SAY THE NEW HIGH IS COCAINE"

"Not clinically addictive, perhaps. Not lethal...and not permanently damaging".


People Magazine January 16, 1978


the article goes on to explore cocaine's virtues as compared to other illicit drugs and cites many historical figures who like the celebrities quoted in the article enjoyed it's benefits.



I have 3 old people magazines I found in a box of my high school momentos-they are ideal and amusing reading materials in the bathroom.