Question: Is the drop on the Jurassic Park ride scary?
Answer: Um, yes. Like woah. And, IMO, the rest of the ride isn't worth the few seconds of weightlessness and -this is important- this is coming from someone who loves "Jurassic Park" and Splash Mountain. Walk around and enjoy the terrific "Park" atmosphere and theming instead.
Here's my impression of the one time I rode the Jurassic Park ride:
So... we're in a boat, that's in a ditch that's going through a vineyard, I guess? Oh, neat, the iconic "What they got in there, King Kong" doors! Really cool moment - too bad they don't seem to sync with the music or progress of the boats.
Pass by a pair of bored-looking robot sauropods.
Through another ditch in a rather sparse garden. Pass by a bored-looking robot stegosaurus.
More ditch. Brief attempt at a jump scare where our boat's path is re-routed thanks to a Parasaurolophus who is... um... swimming underwater? (Somewhere, Bob Bakker is shedding a single tear.)
And now we're in a... brewery. Huh. What a tweest.
Further adventures in the Brewery. Couple of "raptors" popping up here and there. Whatevs.
Round the corner and hey, it's T. rex! Where ya been, girlfrien'! It's good to see you ag-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH OMG ***!!!???!!!
Seconds of sheer, stomach-churning terror end with a massive splash that leaves one mad as a wet domestic theropod with an unnervingly high egg yield.
Depart boat... that's it?
