Andrew DEREK UK
DIS Legend
- Joined
- Mar 8, 2004
- Messages
- 29,143
No,....no.... just thought you might want to close your eyes for a bit.....
But now you can wake up![]()
Oh you wanted a major

No,....no.... just thought you might want to close your eyes for a bit.....
But now you can wake up![]()
RULE 1/
No TP conversation @ dinner!
RULE 2/
No and I mean NO, Flashing at the Pope!
OK, OK,... but Im not promising anything about the fountains.....AND THATS FINAL!![]()
Oh you wanted a majorall to yourself!!!!!!
RULE 1/
No TP conversation @ dinner!
RULE 2/
No and I mean NO, Flashing at the Pope!
OK, OK,... but Im not promising anything about the fountains.....AND THATS FINAL!![]()
Was that a Major Pirate?????![]()
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There broke at the moment some builder broke the pipe!
Was that a Major Pirate?????![]()
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Or have they been reading about flashers and just wanted to be safe rather than sorry.
Very sorry I would think, if they miss that!!!
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God and you got me to spell Civitavecchia!
RULE 1/
No TP conversation @ dinner!
RULE 2/
No and I mean NO, Flashing at the Pope!
OK, OK,... but Im not promising anything about the fountains.....AND THATS FINAL!![]()
Sallie, did you see Andrew's post that some guy broke the 2000 yr old pipe connection and the fountains have no water!!!!!! Well I for one am bringing extra bottled water to pour OVER my head while I'm flashing (not the Pope, of course)![]()
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And thank for TP facts but what ever will I do? They said that on average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip - a total of 57 sheets per day. That's an annual total of 20,805 sheets. (Charmin)
I figured on only 5.5 sheets per trip. Do I have to reroll the rolls?![]()
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Jeanne,
Congrats on the major.
Maryann
Andrew...list
Capt Under-Development is feeling under represented![]()
He's prepared to be tolerant and patient.![]()
For now.
Arrrgggghhhhhoops
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Sorry me matteyme thinks me missed it b4
too much talk of the Rolls for the loo, So show no hard feelings would ye like a brew
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I sort out the page of one, the post of ten, with thename!
YO YO YO HO and a bottle of Rum me matey!![]()
PIZZA PZZA
PIZZA PIZZA!
Sorry me matteyme thinks me missed it b4
too much talk of the Rolls for the loo, So show no hard feelings would ye like a brew
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I sort out the page of one, the post of ten, with thename!
YO YO YO HO and a bottle of Rum me matey!![]()
Is this ok for you me hearty:-
PIRATE POSTS
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MAJOR PIRATES
DISNEYMAGIC316 Pirate '' Dead men tell no tails''
JLAWALL Captain Threadstarter. or for 4500 Captain Provider???
SallieP Flash-cook, Cook the men a hot meal.
disneylover5 Elizabeth Swan
AL'N'STEVE (Kids of Andrew) Captain Jack Sparrow
Mrs Jobba Captain Hook
bellelinus Pirate Tea bags, aka Will Turner
Mary JoCaptain Tom and also later Captain Colourful-tech-Weebles-wobble
MRSJOBBA A honorary Captains Lady!!!
KYLA Mr Smee
ANDREW DEREK Admiral Andrew
Eeyorelvr The Sneaky Pirate award.
Disneylover 5 -Elizabeth Swan
Disneynutinlondon- Capt Bovvered
Danfromca- Captain Cat-purrfect.
islandmom3Captain Calypso
kidcoos3 Pirate Navigator-the-kid.
JustJus Capt Under-Development
When's Julie, (bellelinus) - Pirate Tea bags, back??? She must be on her way back to NY by now!
I missed the abuse over the last two weeks!
What kind?![]()
Loldefinitely getting late for the Brits! Or have we got a pass cos it's the weekend?
Ta. arrgghhh. tarrgghhh![]()
(that is a rare pirate flower. poisonous.)