Jennifer or Angelina?

Who's hotter - Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

  • Jennifer Aniston

  • Angelina Jolie


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For some reason, when I picture what they both would look like without makeup, Angelina would scare me, where Jennifer would come off just as pretty. :confused3
 
I picked Angelina.

I think she's is much prettier than Jennifer Aniston, who IMHO is a few missed spa treatments away from looking like a frazzled commando soccer mom. Angelina is a knockout.

Jennifer Aniston also seems rather boring. I have no interest to watch any interviews with her. It's like trying to make small talk with my dentist.

Angelina also is a more diverse actress. Jennifer Aniston has played the ditzy brunette card a little too long.
 

Something about Jennifer's nose has always bothered me so when I see her, all I see is her nose.

Angeline is simply gorgeous. DH would definitely agree with the "smoking hot" description for her.
 
suzannen said:
Something about Jennifer's nose has always bothered me so when I see her, all I see is her nose.

Maybe it was that episode of Friends with the prom video.
 
Papa Deuce said:
Angelina... ugghhh! :confused3
Jennifer...mmmmn! :teeth:
C'mon Papa Deuce...we're not talking about marrying her, for God sakes!! Angelina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter!!! I figured that the chicks here would push the vote in Jennifer Aniston's direction! The "pity" factor is alive and well on the DIS!
 
After being soiled by Billy Bob, Angelina just don't do it for me. She'll always have that tattoo or tattoo scar.

Jennifer can eat crackers in my bed anytime.
 
Laugh O. Grams said:
C'mon Papa Deuce...we're not talking about marrying her, for God sakes!! Angelina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter!!! I figured that the chicks here would push the vote in Jennifer Aniston's direction! The "pity" factor is alive and well on the DIS!

No pity from me. I've always found Jen to be absolutely gorgeous.
 
:rotfl: This thread is so funny from the "smokin' hot" comments to the "she can eat crackers in my bed" remark to the "one spa treatment short of a frazzled soccer mom." LOL

I'm a female and I don't think either are particularly attractive. What if you threw Natalie Portman into the running? She's a classic beauty and the one actress my DH has a "thing" for.
 
scanne said:
:rotfl: This thread is so funny from the "smokin' hot" comments to the "she can eat crackers in my bed" remark to the "one spa treatment short of a frazzled soccer mom." LOL

I'm a female and I don't think either are particularly attractive. What if you threw Natalie Portman into the running? She's a classic beauty and the one actress my DH has a "thing" for.

No way - She's "cute", but not in the same laeague as either Jen or Angelina.
 
Three years ago Jennifer was IMO in the short list of hottest women period. For whatever reason, since the breakup with Brad she looks like hell.

Angelina always looks like hell, but somehow it works for her.

3 years ago - Jennifer - no contest
now - Angelina by default
 
scanne said:
What if you threw Natalie Portman into the running? She's a classic beauty and the one actress my DH has a "thing" for.

No fair adding to the list. If you're gonna do that then I want Teri Hatcher. I know she's older, but I've had the hotz for that woman since her "Superman" days.
:banana:
 
Laugh O. Grams said:
I figured that the chicks here would push the vote in Jennifer Aniston's direction! The "pity" factor is alive and well on the DIS!
LOL, I was thinking the same thing and the vote seems to be reflecting that!
 
I read this somewhere that perfectly describes the two women:
(edited for disboards)

Jennifer Anniston is nice, like a new Mercedes S Class is nice. She's elegant and expensive, and if your friends saw you with her, they would think you were doing pretty well.

But Angelina Jolie is like a Ferrari, even a rental Ferrari. You know you aren't the first, you know you won't be the last. Sure, it's dirty, the backseat smells <snip> , it has a few dings in it, and a heck of a lot of miles on it. But it's still pretty sexy and you want all of your friends to see you in it. And best of all you could let your friends ride in it and not worry about it.


LOL. .
 
I don't think I've ever seen a poll like this so close.
 
Hercules10 said:
No fair adding to the list. If you're gonna do that then I want Teri Hatcher. I know she's older, but I've had the hotz for that woman since her "Superman" days.
:banana:

Me since her McGyver days
 
boomhauer said:
No pity from me. I've always found Jen to be absolutely gorgeous.
Noone doubts that Jennifer's gorgeous, but not hotter than Angelina!! They're not even in the same league as far as straight hottness!!
 
I think that they're both beautiful in different ways.

Jennifer is very pretty and natural which is refreshing in plastic Hollywood. I hardly feel sorry for her!

Angelina, on the other hand, is very dramatic and made a good Laura Croft. She's odd but that too is refreshing.

OK, I like them both but I gave the edge to Angelina today. ;)
 


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