I've never:
* Been able to smell. I have clinical anosmia.
* Smoked.
* Been to Scotland (but I will before I die; and I'll stay in a castle!).
* Been able to turn down a slice of pizza. Although I've had some that were bad (I write for a pizza magazine.)
* Been with anyone other than DH.
* Liked shirts with buttons. They're freaky.
* Liked fruit in my dessert. Fruit OR dessert. Don't mix 'em (e.g. pies).
* Been thin enough to wear a mini skirt. It's not in my genes.
* Seen Steel Magnolias.