It's Bush's fault!

[Master Gracie]

YEAH....I remember that thread. Somebody posted something about the media not being liberal and they were gone man.

Seems like I heard he went to their homes and kicked their dogs too.

 

[J and R's mom]

It was submarines. They were filled with illegal mexicans that Bush was trying to sneak into the country. Everybody knows that. The story was on CNN...I'll try to find it for ya.




Hey dude, raggin' on Clinton is NOT cool. Everybody knows "Nobody died when Clinton lied." So lay off the humidor master, man!

OMGOSH!

And ZZUB, you get one of these, too:

 

[drebert]

You abso-positively kill me! Ded I say!



Here's a little plant for ya.


Sittin back. Waitin for more.

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Master Gracie, you are the BEST

AND you are a genius! At first I wanted to b_tch slap you, but then I caught on.

 

[brandt79]

Might I say I am enjoying this immensely?

 

[NewJersey]

Conservatives during the 1990s: Ugh!!! Everything is Clinton's fault!! If he didn't have relations with that intern, my marriage would have been saved. It must be the gays' faults!!!!

Conservatives during the 2000s: Ugh!! Stop blaming Bush! Poor President Bush.

Both sides do it.

Do you think if the war in Iraq went so perfectly as Bush thought, he wouldn't be all over TV praising himself and his administration?

Give me a break.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Tim, lest you forget it was Bush's fault with his Haliburton buddies who sent monica in with the cigar! It wasn't Clinton's fault. I think Bush should be impeached.

And here's another thing y'all haven't thought of. It's Bush's fault that I can't have a Krystal Burger in the car anymore. He owns stock in the Wendy's corporation. So he purposely made sure that the onions Krystal uses are too strong for my wife to be able to stand while we're traveling.

I think he should be impeached.

(PS - you will have had to have read my Trip reports to understand the last half of this post.)

Blessings!
MarkyMark


Billary in 08!

 

[keishashadow]

Careful, soon this thread will be called a clique & woe to you whom post here - cliquers.

BTW, no offense meant but, I discovered this 'lil gem when my man Bill was being mentioned (can we say balanced budget??)...nice pic - for a split second I thought you were posing with Chelsea Clinton.

 

[Saxsoon]

Many people have blamed God for his serious error in starting the universe, but I am here today to announce that it was rather Dubya.

Dubya has been the guiding hand throughout history. He was behind the rise and fall of the Roman empire as well as the Byzantine.

He was the one who created fire and the wheel, and now look at all the destructive forces we have derived from these two inventions.

Obviously, he was behind the black plague. Only true evil would spread that disease. The rats were shaped in his image to spread the disease, and their rallying cry was "Heheheh! Stay the Course!"

Dubya was the snake who convinced Eve to eat the forbidden fruit. He was behind original. And of course, in other beliefs, to be fair, he also opened pandora's box, and what ever else caused evil in the world.

And, worst of all, he was behind the fall of . . . FRIENDS. Yes I know shocking indeed, but recent evidence says it was him.

 

[Master Gracie]

Friends, I have just learned of the most heinous W plot yet. It was he who was behind the whole "wrong phone number" thing that got Chris voted off American Idol.

Seems that Karl Rove has connections to Ma Bell and had the numbers "conveniently" switched. W was heard to say, "I don't like the way Jenna and Barbara are starin' at that young punk rocker."

Next thing you know...BAM...we're stuck with a grey-haired wanna be that looks like he's havin' spasms when he dances.

 

[disneyfan67]

Yeah, because before W. Bush they all pretty much got along!

You're right about "they all pretty much got along" in the Middle East until Bush 43 took office.


From what I understand the Middle East was the hot vaction spot in the 60's, 70's, and 80's. The minor dust ups that occured were just overblown by the Republican controled media to drive down land prices. Haliburton didn't get to be rich and evil by writing checks left and right. Remember the 6 day war in 1967? It wasn't six days at all, more like 30 minutes of a few guys just wrestling around in the sand and maybe giving each other a nose bleed or two. After they all got tired and sweaty by rolling around in the sand, they all agreed to go to a bar and toss back a few Budweiser's and eat some Tombstone pizza's, with extra pork sausage.

Walt Disney was going to build his second park near the friendly border of Syria instead of Florida, but they couldn't agree where the Seven Sea's lagoon would go, plus the Syrian government thought the Polynesian looked dated. Don't even get me started on what the Shaw of Iran thought the Contemporary looked like. Needless to say, Walt was forced to build in central Florida instead.

 

[Chipperdini]

And here's another thing y'all haven't thought of. It's Bush's fault that I can't have a Krystal Burger in the car anymore. He owns stock in the Wendy's corporation. So he purposely made sure that the onions Krystal uses are too strong for my wife to be able to stand while we're traveling.

Connecting the dots… it was Bush who got rid of the Krystal Vidalia onion rings this summer?!?!?!

 

[disneyfan67]

You do know that if TED KENNEDY drove a VOLKSWAGEN, he would be president by now! Volkswagens float!

Do any of you know what the last known conversation between Teddy and Mary Jo Kopechne in his car on that July 1969 night? It goes like this.


Mary Jo: Ted, I have something really big to tell you and I'm kind of scared.

Teddy: What's a matter Mary Jo, you know you can tell me just about anything. Don't look at me as a Kennedy, but more like a father figure who loves you.

Mary Jo: Ok, Ted here it goes. I'm late.

Teddy: Late??? Were not late because I'm taking this little short cut I know, if anyone asks, just sat we had more work to do at the office.

Mary Jo: Ummm, Ted, I'm pregnant and you're going to be a dad again. How are we going to get through this? I'm kind of scared right now. Are we going to get married? How can your career survive this?


Ted: (Silence for a moment then takes another sip of scotch)

Mary Jo: TED???

Teddy: Don't worry Mary Jo, we will cross that bridge when we come to it.

 

[Master Gracie]

Hey!!! Don't be makin' fun of my boy Teddy's horrible experience.

Everybody knows that Halliburton also does bridges.

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

 

[disneyfan67]

Hey!!! Don't be makin' fun of my boy Teddy's horrible experience.

Everybody knows that Halliburton also does bridges.

Everbody also knows that it's those damn pesky Neo Cons that blows up the bridges so Haliburton gets the contracts to rebuild them. The more I hear about those damn neo cons, the more it makes me want to not vote for Bush again. If he thinks I'm going to vote for him again in 2008, well let me tell you something, he ain't going to get it. If Hillary Clinton chooses Barbra Streisand for her running mate in 08, then count me in!!! Hill and Babs the "together again" tour in 08.

 

[MickeyMouseGal]

"People. People who need people...."

Hey, I thought Babs purchased a small island off of Canadian waters and was living there with Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn. Did she defect back to the US?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

MasterGracie, I had an awful thought a while ago that I just knew I had to share.

See, I was out on the lawnmower cutting the grass - which by the way, is another fault of the ahem President. Cause Global warming has caused it to be so hot this summer, I haven't had to do that much. But, since the polar ice caps are melting, and that moisture has to go somewhere, it has rained a lot here recently and I had to cut the grass. DARN that President Bush!

Anyway, whilst I was riding, I had this thought. And I'm not quite sure how to handle it. Tears welled up in my eyes, and I almost had to stop in case I ran into a tree, and goodness knows I wouldn't want to do that, being the environmental wacko that I am...Anyway, as I wiped my tears it hit me...

Hillary can't run in 2008!

She has already served 2 terms - one started in 1996 and the other in 2000.

heh heh

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[OceanAnnie]

 

[jenfur]

You're right about "they all pretty much got along" in the Middle East until Bush 43 took office.


From what I understand the Middle East was the hot vaction spot in the 60's, 70's, and 80's. The minor dust ups that occured were just overblown by the Republican controled media to drive down land prices. Haliburton didn't get to be rich and evil by writing checks left and right. Remember the 6 day war in 1967? It wasn't six days at all, more like 30 minutes of a few guys just wrestling around in the sand and maybe giving each other a nose bleed or two. After they all got tired and sweaty by rolling around in the sand, they all agreed to go to a bar and toss back a few Budweiser's and eat some Tombstone pizza's, with extra pork sausage.

Walt Disney was going to build his second park near the friendly border of Syria instead of Florida, but they couldn't agree where the Seven Sea's lagoon would go, plus the Syrian government thought the Polynesian looked dated. Don't even get me started on what the Shaw of Iran thought the Contemporary looked like. Needless to say, Walt was forced to build in central Florida instead.