yetanotherjen said:
you forgot Mike Myers, John Candy, Jim Carey & Celine Dion. My heart must go on must be Bush's fault.Saxsoon said:Bush doesn't care about Canadian People.What kind of outrage is that. Canada has given us Colin Mockery and Pam Anderson.
offwegotoneverland said:
It was Rob Pilatus...and I still don't think Quebec should accept the blame for my heart goes on...james cameron is from kapiskasing so it's ontario's fault.1000thhappyhaunt said:
offwegotoneverland said:
I knew eventually I would have you admit that there are things Ontario did worse then Quebec...1000thhappyhaunt said:
offwegotoneverland said:
He made me forget that they were canadian. I am holding onto Colin and Pam until my dieing breath. . . you must be a big south park fan??Saxsoon said:See it is his fault that I forgot them.
Hi my name is Saxsoon. I hate Canada. Nothing good comes from Canada. U.S. has got Pam A. Colin M., among others that put Canada to shame. All hail his Supreme Pontiff, Bush!
Saxsoon said:
Well if your in a body of water it would be a much better idea to hold onto Pam now wouldn't it?Master Gracie said:
South Park did a song called "blame Canada" in it's film...but perhaps given this thread we could have some fun with altering the words?Saxsoon said:Surprisingly not.What made you think I am a SP fan.
offwegotoneverland said:
Parlez vous francais?Master Gracie said:
yetanotherjen said:
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). Politics aside, a pretty young lady is still attractive despite which way she leans.
might want to throw in loss of consortium too, usually lumped together in the lawsuit. I've heard conservatives do like to sue over inconsequential matters - swing away, unless Dubya has managed to change it - that right is still preserved.
keishashadow said:Nope, haven't lost my sense of humor nor my eyesight, yet
have you seen Chelsea lately since Donatella Versace took her under her wing - she's a knock out...although probably still a flaming liberal (my kind of girl
Hmm, pain & suffering
In all honesty (I am not a thief!), never met to flame you...think you look like a fine, upstanding young couple...enjoy the magic.
ZZUB said:Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:
1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.
2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.
3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!
4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.
5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.
6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.
7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?
8. This smilie:which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.
9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?
10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.
Man, that felt good.
Mugg Mann said:Dawn, this is why your posts are required reading for those of us who love unintentional comedy.
The only Volkswagen that floats was the Beetle, and one would get the assumption from reading your post that Ted could have crawled into any type of Volkswagen, which is misleading. But that's what we've come to expect of you! After all, even when you throw an off-the-cuff cheap shot in, you still manage to mangle your facts!
Sounds like Howie Carr was feeding you bad intel, and you swallowed it up whole...again!
