It's Bush's fault!

[Master Gracie]

never mind WMD I want to know where the Swiss are storing the truffles!

Hey!!! You aren't one of those right wing wackos are you?!? It is kinda sounding that way. I say that cause you are bringing up those, obviously, fake WMDs. Any that poor little Saddam might have had were obviously used up on his own people before any of our troops arrived.

And, hey, if they weren't used against us, that means he is no threat. Everybody knows that.


ELECT JOHN KERRY PRESIDENT!!!!
(I just read some things about Hillary that makes me think she is too conservative.)

 

[wvrevy]

Hey!!! You aren't one of those right wing wackos are you?!? It is kinda sounding that way. I say that cause you are bringing up those, obviously, fake WMDs. Any that poor little Saddam might have had were obviously used up on his own people before any of our troops arrived.

And, hey, if they weren't used against us, that means he is no threat. Everybody knows that.


ELECT JOHN KERRY PRESIDENT!!!!
(I just read some things about Hillary that makes me think she is too conservative.)

Well...obviously some are slower than others

And the WMD's he used on his own people...were over a decade before the invasion.

But hey...why let little things like facts get in the way?

 

[4cruisin]

I got that you are being sarcastic however, I don't think you are too far off the mark. I see you are from TN...is that a RED state?

Now, I am not very bright when it comes to politics and world issues but I have a question.....

Please explain to me the policy of supplying bombs to Israel to attack the Hezbollah in Lebanon and then spending $30M in aid for Lebanon?????? Talk about playing both sides against the middle.

It's no wonder the Arab world hates us. I watched a story on CNN the other day about the Hezbollah. They are respected in Lebanon because they are so organized socially. They support villages as far as education, medical clinics, food banks etc. I don't agree with their tactics but they seem to be doing a better job on social causes for the Lebanese people than Al Qaeda does for their supporters.

I saw a news clip of a young boy in Lebanon this morning crying and asking why is the US sending bombs to Israel to be used to bomb them. The boy was in a shelter with his family. Explain to him why he shouldn't grow up and hate the US? It really makes me wonder about some of our policies in the Mid-East.

Just my $.01 worth on the issue.

There must be someone more knowledgeable about politics that can answer this question? Isn't it a conflict to send bombs to Israel and $30M in "Humanitarian Aid" to Lebanon?

 

[Master Gracie]

Didn't you get my PM?

Will have to check and see what happened.

 

[ZZUB]

Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:

1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.

2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.

3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!

4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.

5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.

6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.

7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?

8. This smilie: which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.

9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?

10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.

Man, that felt good.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:

1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.

2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.

3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!

4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.

5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.

6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.

7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?

8. This smilie: which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.

9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?

10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.

Man, that felt good.

 

[offwegotoneverland]

Hey!!! You aren't one of those right wing wackos are you?!? It is kinda sounding that way. I say that cause you are bringing up those, obviously, fake WMDs. Any that poor little Saddam might have had were obviously used up on his own people before any of our troops arrived.

And, hey, if they weren't used against us, that means he is no threat. Everybody knows that.

Well no not really...I'm Canadian. We prefer Liberal or Conservative no messing around with Elephants and Donkeys in the North for us....but when are you all getting those truffles this could really be an international incident if you don't share the candy with your neighbours.

After all we let you guys nickname our Prime Minister (but his mom was some upset)

 

[Off_topic]

That is absultely what we need! Hillary in office!
Bill needs a hobby and with him as First Dude, there will be scores of interns for him to ummmm, write recommendations for, yeah.. that's it!

Oh yeah, I wanted to add that I got a hangnail this morning. It's ALL Bush's fault! He should hand out nail files to all people, only the rich have them and that isn't fair!

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:

1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.

2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.

3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!

4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.

5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.

6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.

7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?

8. This smilie: which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.

9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?

10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.

Man, that felt good.

Don't forget about the refillable mug issue at WDW. That is W's fault for sure! Oh...oh...this thing with pool-hopping, too.

 

[DawnCt1]

Of course he is...he's in charge of education, isn't he?!?!? That's why we are all so educationally challenged. I hope he's happy. With all his warmongering and educational short comings, by the time we make EVERYBODY hate us enough to attack, we'll be too dumb to operate the guns, which we should outlaw in the first place, to defend ourselves.

When we're forced to eat Swiss Chocolate three times a day cause we have been invaded by Switzerland, where will all the Bush lover's be then, huh?

If it weren't for President Bush, I wouldn't have fallen down mowing my lawn. A democratic president would have outlawed the combustion engine by now!

 

[LaLa]

Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:

1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.

2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.

3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!

4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.

5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.

6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.

7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?

8. This smilie: which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.

9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?

10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.

Man, that felt good.

ZZUB!

I think that may be your funniest post TO DATE.

And you know that's saying a lot coming from me. That was freakin' hilarious, Z. My spleen functioned twice and I did the silent shaking thing for a full ten minutes.

You still da man.



La2

 

[jenfur]

Here are some other things that are a direct result of the hapless administration of George W. Bush who is both an idiot and criminal genius all at the same time:

1. The explosion of the Space Shuttle, both Challenger and Columbia. Even though he wasn't the president when Challenger exploded, Ronald Reagan was, and, well, you know about Republicans.

2. Star Jones getting fired from the View. Everyone knows W is a racist. Like all Republicans.

3. Martin Luther King, Jr's assassination. W was at Yale in 1968. In Skull and Bones. Do I have to connect every dot for you?!

4. The dramatic, substantial increase of ticket prices at Disney World. Greedy Republicans in bed with big business. Always sticking it to the proletariat.

5. The cliques on the Disboards who clog up the Community Board so that people have to scroll for pages. Typical Republican crap.

6. Of course, Monica Lewinsky. She's Jewish and W is the most staunch defender of Israel of any president since Ronald Reagan. So it's clear he orchestrated Monica's tryst with Bill Clinton. Clinton, who by the way, loved Israel so much, he forced it to engage in endless, fruitless talks with that peace loving saint, Yassir Arafat. Arafat, who despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, continued until his death to advocate the complete destruction of Israel. So Bush is both to blame for Monica as well as the current middle east crisis.

7. The alarming increase in the number of people who are "cheating" the Dining Plan by using child credits for adult meals, thus "stealing" from Disney World. We all know that W. is the king of cheating and stealing. He stole the election in 2000, remember?

8. This smilie: which makes no sense at all. It is stupid and pointless like the entire Bush administration. You'll notice it's headed left, too. That's a not-too-subtle jab at the Democrats.

9. My flatulence. It's gross and disgusting and of course, it is the result of my insatiable appetite for red meat and processed sugar. Those lousy Republicans have been pushing that poison on Americans for years. This also contibrutes to global warming. Which doesn't exist, right?

10. Christopher Reeve's death. If John Kerry had been elected, Mr. Reeve would have gotten out of his chair and walked. So said John Edwards. Even though there has been no such miraculous scientific discovery from embryonic stem cell research, and if it was in fact such a promising area to explore the pharmaceutical giants who make billions on such research and development would already be plowing ahead without government money, and even though adult stem cell research actually is yielding results, George W. Bush is a right wing, religious fanatic turning our country into a theocracy for refusing to force Americans to pay for morally questionable research with tax dollars. And even though Glaxo Smith Kline, et. al. can research all they want (there is no ban on embryonic stem cell research, only on fed tax dollars paying for it), I still hate W.

Man, that felt good.

When the current crisis in the Middle East started (is there ever NOT a crisis in the Middle East?) I thought people would at least say, "Well, its a good thing Saddam isn't still in power- he would be in the middle of all of this launching scud missles at Tel-Aviv." But no. No mention of that.

It really doesn't matter what we do, Islamic countries are going to hate us- its mandated by their religion. No President Dem or Rep can fix the Middle East; they've been trying for years. I mean, one minute its -we can't tell all of these other countries what to do, we are not the global police; then its OMG- why aren't we doing SOMETHING. We can't force Iraq to be democracy, but we can force OPEC to lower prices-

 

[Master Gracie]

If it weren't for President Bush, I wouldn't have fallen down mowing my lawn. A democratic president would have outlawed the combustion engine by now!

Oh my Dawn...are you all right. That heartless slug!!! Have you seen any white SUVs in your driveway recently...with whited out windows? He may have personally put the hole in your yard that you tripped in.

I say white vehicles and windows cause everybody knows (even Zzub) that republicans (especially W) are racist.

Just ask Ray Nagin. HEY...Offwego...I'll bet that is where they are hiding the truffles. They practically flaunted it in our faces with the whole "Chocolate New Orleans" thing. The gall!!!

ELECT TED KENNEDY PRESIDENT!!!
(Now he is a real american...although slightly right of center for my taste.)

 

[offwegotoneverland]

Well thanks for clearing that up!! (and providing some entertainment urm information while I suffered through a very boring confrence call).

I'm off to priceline now to see about n'orleans pity that they couldn't have used Michigan as a staging zone...that's just a quick drive away.

 

[DawnCt1]

ELECT TED KENNEDY PRESIDENT!!!
(Now he is a real american...although slightly right of center for my taste.)

You do know that if TED KENNEDY drove a VOLKSWAGEN, he would be president by now! Volkswagens float!

 

[Off_topic]

You do know that if TED KENNEDY drove a VOLKSWAGEN, he would be president by now! Volkswagens float!

OMG!!!! That is the funniest thing I've ever read!!!! Bravo Dawn!!!!

 

[dennis99ss]

When the current crisis in the Middle East started (is there ever NOT a crisis in the Middle East?) I thought people would at least say, "Well, its a good thing Saddam isn't still in power- he would be in the middle of all of this launching scud missles at Tel-Aviv." But no. No mention of that.

I wonder if this is really the case. The middle east has been in a power struggle, with two of the main players being Iraq and Iran. Granted, a majority of the middle east is against Israel, but, even before talking about Israel, one must first recognize that Iraq and Iran provided a stabilizing force to the region, very similar to the stabilizing force the US and USSR provided, through the use of weapons, for fear of those weapons being used. In this instance, IRAQ has been reduced to not being a stabilizing force at all. As a result, Iran has the ability to pursue its interests, which, by the way, were against those of Iraq. Iran's religious interests were not shared by Iraq, and as a result, the religious undertones of the current Hezbollah action may not have taken place, as a result of the pressure Iran would have felt from Iraq, in that Iraq would not have wanted Iran to attempt to control the area as they are currently doing.

Further, the Iraq action has showen the Middle East that the all powerful US cannot step into the region, exert control, and do so without problem. This serves to empower the region, in taking actions against the US, or US allies, as they kniow that the US will not take an active participation in the conflict. If the US was going to take action, the Iranian Nuke Proogram would already be in rubble.

 

[Master Gracie]

the religious undertones of the current Hezbollah action may not have taken place

Nah, that was Bush too. You know how he tries to shove his hokey religion down our necks all the time. Like the abortion issue. I mean, come on...like brain waves in a fetus prove life. Give me a break.

 

[transparant]

Ok...my sides hurt from reading these posts now!! (That must be Bush's fault too!)

 

[malificentsman]

You do know that if TED KENNEDY drove a VOLKSWAGEN, he would be president by now! Volkswagens float!

That is priceless, I may print this one out to put on my wall!