CHOCOLATE
Especially if flying out of Cleveland, Ohio!
I was stopped at security in December with a mile long line of people behind me waiting to get through security. They stopped me as my suitcase hit the xray machines. I was really freaked out and I could not figure out what I had that had them all upset.
They pulled me over and said, "You have chocolate in there?"
I answered, "Yes, a gift for my mother. It is unwrapped but boxed."
Then the exray officer said, "Well, you are going to have to open it and.....
..........share some with us!"
I about fell through the floor! Here I was all shook up and they were just messing with me! I told the guy that either he had a really good nose or a special machine that could find chocolate.
I told him that my mother would miss even one piece and that chances are I would not even get a bite of it so there was no way he was getting any either!
So beware of the chocolate hound in Cleveland!
