Is there a song that you misheard the lyrics?

[hlane]

Also, Dave Matthews Band--the lyrics go "Hike up your skirt a little more" and I thought it was "Hike up your skirt little boy".

OMG!! You just made me spit hot coffee onto my shirt

 

[tiff211]

Ok this is not the lyrics to a song but from a commerical. DH just recently "enlightened" me on the Allstate commerial with the guy who's always talking about if you get in the accident what Allstate insurance will do for you. Well at the end of every commerical when he says That's Allstate's Stand, I could have sworn he was saying That's Allstate, STAN! And it didn't make sense until I asked DH who Stan was. After laughing hysterically for about 15 min., he told me what he was really saying.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

In the Flashdance movie there is the song "What a feeling" that goes "Take your passion...and make it happen"

Well I would sing it----"Take your pants down...and make it happen"

 

[magsnden]

my SIL, when she was a teenager SWORE ariel was singing
"pregnant women, sick of swimmin', ready to stand"
instead of
"bright young women, sick of swimmin'"

another favorite when i was a kid i thought the song went
"donuts make my brown eyes blue" instead of "don't make my brown eyes blue"
my dad always cracked up at that one!

 

[nolagirl]

Yes, there's a song that says "dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap" and I thought it was "dirty deeds and the thunder chief" the first time I heard it.

Me too!

 

[tiff211]

In the Flashdance movie there is the song "What a feeling" that goes "Take your passion...and make it happen"

Well I would sing it----"Take your pants down...and make it happen"

So did I!!!!

 

[Sthronds]

I just remembered one. . . Remember the song Heaven by Warrant? There's a line that says "Blue Suburban Skies". I thought it was "Lucifer in Sky." I used to refuse to sing that part because I thought it had to do with the devil.

 

[suzij13]

That Juke commercial where the guy is dancing around while the music is playing "Watch me move like my Juke" or something like that, the first time I saw it I wasn't really paying attention and I thought they were saying "Watch me move like my Jew"

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

I didn't originally mishear this one, but when I heard someone sing it like this, its all I hear now. In The Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", instead of hearing "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes" this person was singing "the girl with colitis goes by"

 

[Jennasis]

I have also butchered nearly the entire song "Deacon Blue".

"they call Alabama the crimson tide...call me Deacon Blue". I thought it was "They call Alabama the Prince of tides, don't make me a fool."

 

[Lisa Hale]

In the Flashdance movie there is the song "What a feeling" that goes "Take your passion...and make it happen"

Well I would sing it----"Take your pants down...and make it happen"

Hey, that is "one" way to make something happen!

 

[denisenh]

This is SO embarrassing.

Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him below, they are weak, but He is strong.

I just found out a few days ago, its not "below", its "belong". I have sung that song since I was 4 years old, the wrong way.

 

[froglady]

I always thought the last line in "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon was "..I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was purple." It's really "his hair was perfect."

 

[Stitch Inside]

I figured out that Elton John played for the other team when he sang, "Hold me closer Tony Danza."

 

[Cantw8]

I figured out that Elton John played for the other team when he sang, "Hold me closer Tony Danza."

Mine was Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville....


I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-tart

 

[kat3668]

I always thought in the song about Tequila that thay were saying Velvetta instead of Tequila!

 

[Cantw8]

I always thought in the song abotut Tequila that thay were saying Velvetta instead of Tequila!

Velvetta makes her clothes fall off????????

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Velvetta makes her clothes fall off????????

That's Cheezy!!

 

[kat3668]

Velvetta makes her clothes fall off????????

what??? Clothes HUH??

 

[pumba]

Theres a bathroom on the right.........instead of

theres a bad moon on the rise.........forgot what song it was to.......