Man, its the biggest game in the world...
this is a little long...but funny...
We did it one time and never again...well, if its DVC, I would do it again
Wife son and I are there, cant remember the place...it was 2002. They were doing a deal...5 days 4 nights for 150 pp. This got us a hotel (Travellodge Maingate East----NASTY) plus 3 days admission to WDW attractions....Figured no big deal, I can handle it...1 week prior to arrival they call to see if we would like to upgrade and stay on the property we will be visiting for 30.00 extra a night....said no...I asked when our meeting would be..They say, Tuesday morning at 8am. I say, how bout we come in on Monday afternoon. Nope..cant do it...has to be morning..
We fly in on Monday, get car and zip to Cocoa Beach...
Tuesday we have to go the timeshare spiel...Starts at 8am...
We get there......Give us a free breakfast...They get us a salesman to show us around. Very pretty place..Salesman is so slick he drips and leaves puddles of water around.
He is acting like he is our best friend. Tells us he and his fiance will be moving in there in a month and they cant wait...can you say liar.....Half way through his pitch, I say...Cut to the chase...How much do you want for this....He wouldnt tell me.
After 1.5 hrs we are back in the office talking numbers and how often we vacation etc. Shows us how we can "save" money by doing this, investing in this property, and using it whenever we want. I say, well, what if I want to go skiing in Colorado..He says..thats the great thing about this...we have places all over the world...
Now he tells us he wants to have us fill out paperwork...I said nope..Not gonna do it. Too much money..Wants us to pay close to $18000 for this little jewel...He gets bent...says, its really not...I say well, I dont do anything without talking to my dad first. He says "who is your dad". I lie and say he is regional VP for Morgan Stanley/Dean Witter in Chicago...Then our smart sales guy says...well, lets get him on the phone. I can get him to understand the numbers so you willl see its a great deal....I say, sorry, he is on Vacation in Austrailia and cant be reached as he is in the outback camping. (dads a big spender and likes the outdoors...ha ha ha). To lead him on some more, I ask him if I can arrange my own financing...He says nope...Has to be inhouse..Intrest rate was close to 16%...I laughed at him..He tells me that we should buy it, but then refinance with someone else.
Bout this time, my son has to use the potty...I take him because I need a break. As soon as I walk away, he is latched onto my wife saying, how can you live like that. You do everything as his dad tells you..blah blah blah....Wife says, well, he has saved us ALOT of money and has helped us get cars, houses, boats (dont have a boat) CD's-tbills, etc and we always have extra money.. He is floored...I could have kissed her right there...She is a great compliment to me........If your reading this hon....Love ya!!!
Ok, Im back...We tell him again..we do not want the property and are ready to go....He says, ok reluctantly...but we need to talk to his manager....
Manager comes over...Smells like a brewery and sounds like she is a garbage disposal full of coffee grinds..She says, how much would it take to get us to buy it...I said nothing, because as beautiful as it is, Im not buying anything. She then tells me, well tell you what. Since your interested and agree its nice, why dont you give us 700.00 today, this will allow you to come back down here and stay here, then after you have stayed here and decide to buy, that money can be deducted out of the final payment.
I said, you want me to empty my checkbook and give you 700? Do you not understand that this is only the second day of our Vacation...My son might get hungry.....She got hot and said fine...theres the exit...I said, thanks, can we get our passes now...Believe it or not, we got them, but total time spent was close to 4 hours....
IMHO, it is not worth the hassle. I will never do it again. Although if your looking for fun and giggles, it can be entertaining to "gee whiz" and be amazed at the place, then shoot the sales people down in flames...THe look on thier faces is priceless...
If you decide to do it..STICK TO YOUR GUNS. DONT LET UP. THEY CAN SMELL UNDECIDEDNESS and will pounce on you
Sorry for a long post....