Is Grandma a Princess or a Pirate? UPDATE 9/28! The Last Suppah! PICS!! Pg. 69!

[kafitty]

you really referred to the bend & snap in the middle of your TR....lovesit!! (and your writing, you crack me up!)

 

[cherbear]

If you think this one is funny then you should read our report from last summer!!


Jennifer has been pressuring me to post more...not just read....so....I'll try....maybe it will keep me from infecting my child with the chicken pox again!!!! (BTW, I did that today....let Kaia get the vaccine --all the while forgetting that she cannot have live vaccines ....I win Mother of the Year!! NO worries...Jennifer is on her way with the vodka!!!! )

oh no! I hope Kaia is okay....please check in with us this week!

Here is Lexie waiting for her first parade!

Lexie is so cute waiting for the parade!

And just so you remember what I look like…Jon and I…

And look…a smile!!!!!! Jon is smiling! Oh, THAT’s what you look like.

I’m ordering when my phone rings again.

It’s my motha.

Lexie had to go really bad so she left Jon…BY HIMSELF…WITH A NICE LOOKING STRANGER IN OUR SPOT! But…it’s okay…because “THE LADY HAD A CHILD AND LOOKED NICE!”

Excuse me? Have you lost your mind?

I throw money at the dude, grab up the treats…and RUN to our spot.

And there’s Jon. Next to the “nice looking stranger.”

Minutes later, my motha walks up with Lexie…and I give her the “evil eye.” My mother, by the way, is a social worker. You know…one of those people who protects children from monsters and neglectful family like herself.

I am no longer talking to her. And the expiration on spending time with the motha has just run out. After only 36 hours together. And that news crew is probably going to be needed tonight…but right now…right now I can’t waste this ice cream!!!

Okay, your motha is CRAZY! I’d NEVER do that!

You can see the man behind Jon in this pic…(I know it’s not really nice to post strangers on the internet…but these people took the cake)

Ooh look, ANOTHER SMILE! He is smiling much more than last year!

And the lady, who had been standing behind me…begins to inch herself up. Into my son’s spot. That he has been standing in for over an hour.

Jon scoots over a little towards me.

I’m thinking…”She’s a little pushy”…but I try to remember the Disney attitude. And we’re enjoying the parade…

The lady scoots in a little more…so Jon is now standing perpendicular to the rope…with very little space to stand in.

Hmmmmmmmm…

And then this LADY…pushes (YES…PUSHES!) my kid totally out of the way…so he now is standing behind her and he can’t see a dern thing…

And that’s when the real pushin’ and shovin’ happens…

Up Next: Oh Yes…You Understand What I’m Sayin’! The Throw Down at WDW!

Ut oh…can’t wait to see THAT update!!!


OKAY, more comments that I didn't quote:

I can’t believe that man on his balcony…how do you find ALL the crazies in WDW?

Love the playground story. Hehe

Covered benches….SO lucky!

I think you are referring to Tink’s Treasure Shop

Pooh is the longest line in September, too! Peak time was over an hour wait….for Pooh! So I never got to bounce in a honey pot. And hearing your story, I’m glad I didn’t.
Maybe those people didn’t realize that the woman was disabled? You said she was around 30, right? I mean, if it was me in the honeypot I wouldn’t care if people laughed. But for a disabled person, that’s a completely different situation. I sure hope no one got hurt that day!

The Emporer...I’m pretty sure it’s Zurg.

WTG on 108,000 points! I got that fluke bonus once too! Doesn’t it feel good?

80’s garb…. I never think about that when I’m watching.


I totally know the feeling about being short and trying to watch a parade…
It's going to be really cool to meet you in September (I'm still hoping and crossing my fingers!) because we are the same height. I just love meeting short people!

 

[jcc0621]

He shrugs and lights his cig. And then proceeds to tell me alllllll about his life. Apparently, Ex-Mrs. Stinks-a-lot, their children, Current Mrs. Stinks-a-lot, AND him, all came to Disney together. On a family vacation. When I raised my eyebrows as he informed me of his situation, he swore up and down that they all “get along famously”. In fact, they all reside in the same home. Woweewowow! And “it works for them, thank you very much.” After all…”who wouldn’t want two wives to cook and clean for you?” But, here at Disney…they couldn’t afford dos roomos at SSR. So, he set up Ex-Mrs. Stinks-a-lot over at POP. With their kids. While he and Current Mrs. Stinks-a-lot had a few private nights by themselves. Where they didn’t have to be interrupted in their “vacation” by children or his ex-wife.

This is better than reality TV

The most disturbing thing happens next. A honey pot comes hurling around the end of the ride…and an elderly lady exits. Or rather, she jumps off the ride quickly before her pot goes hurtling out of control away from her…with her disabled daughter still inside, who was probably around 30ish. The lady still inside the pot, stops dead in front of us…but, of course, she can’t get off here. No room for her wheelchair. So, she must go around again. By herself. And rude people, who see this happen…laugh. At the poor girl still in the honey pot…whose eyes were as wide as saucers.

People. If I didn’t have my child with me…I would have let you have it. If you’re reading this now…this is for you! “You ain’t worth a pile o’ pooh.” There, I said it. But, I have class. And I behave like a lady in front of my son. (until later tonight) But, if he wouldn’t have been there…oh…the crap woulda hit the fan. I would have thrown my hair clip on the floor. I would have shamed you like your momma when she caught you picking your nose at your grandmamma’s funeral. SHAME! I’m done.

If we had been there Jim would have smacked them all down for you

Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm…guess bacon is Kosher…right ma???

Jon picks Buzz. So, we went off to save the Universe. From Emperor Zorg. Or is it Zurg? Hmmmm…inquiring minds want to know…

Zurg!

Lexie had to go really bad so she left Jon…BY HIMSELF…WITH A NICE LOOKING STRANGER IN OUR SPOT! But…it’s okay…because “THE LADY HAD A CHILD AND LOOKED NICE!”

Excuse me? Have you lost your mind?

I throw money at the dude, grab up the treats…and RUN to our spot.

And there’s Jon. Next to the “nice looking stranger.”

Minutes later, my motha walks up with Lexie…and I give her the “evil eye.” My mother, by the way, is a social worker. You know…one of those people who protects children from monsters and neglectful family like herself.

I am no longer talking to her. And the expiration on spending time with the motha has just run out. After only 36 hours together. And that news crew is probably going to be needed tonight…but right now…right now I can’t waste this ice cream!!!

Uh oh!

Up Next: Oh Yes…You Understand What I’m Sayin’! The Throw Down at WDW!

 

[cmp1111]

I’d much rather drink myself into liver failure. Pffft.

right there with ya.

Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm…guess bacon is Kosher…right ma???

Sure...

And then this LADY…pushes (YES…PUSHES!) my kid totally out of the way…so he now is standing behind her and he can’t see a dern thing…

And that’s when the real pushin’ and shovin’ happens…

Up Next: Oh Yes…You Understand What I’m Sayin’! The Throw Down at WDW!

Oooohhhhh....

 

[KatGarcia]

OH no she did not!? I hate people that push in general (i live in NYC I get it a lot) but pushing kids is way worse!!!!! I can't wait to hear what happened! Your Motha is frikkin hysterical! Makes for great TR stories!

 

[Trentmom]

Wow, you never fail to deliver


The man on his balcony

No hot dogs, but then has bacon


The honeypot fiasco

adorable pic of Lexie waiting for that parade

Love that jon is smiling in that photo with you waiting for the parade


I can not wait to hear details of the throwdown that occurs next.

Don't make us wait too long please

 

[HomeschoolMama]

I can not believe your motha left him with a stranger!

What's up with grandmas these days? My mom sent my 10 yr old and 6 yr old DDs into Walmart to grab something for her!

They just don't get it. Afterwards she said, "Oh, is that not okay?" Uh, no. Der.

 

[princessjv]

Jen-

Naa aaaa! That didn't happen! OMG! I have heard of line pushers, but really have never read about them like that! To a child?????

And Motha left sweet Jon alone Whattheheckwasthatladythinking?Shewasnot!

I'm glad Pinnochio's had a nice slab of kosher bacon for you!

Smokin man on the deck? I'd have called the front desk on him!

 

[rentayenta]

Is the mutha a Jew or not because no respecting Jew would leave her grandbaby alone to fend for himself in WDW. The mutha is a poser!

You are killing me with the possibility of a good old fashioned throw down!

 

[ForeverDance]

I decided I would finally come out of lurkdom

I've been following your report since the beginning and I've loved every minute of it. We have a similar type of relationship with DH's mom, the kind that is only good in short bursts, so I can totally relate to that part.

Looking forward to reading some more.

 

[Hedy]

SSR is so pretty.

 

[Goofyluver]

OMG, now I would have laughed if it had been a Dad etc but a disabled child

Oh...they did laugh. And her disabilities were very visible. You could tell her poor body was dealing with a lot. And she was horrified.

OK, so I missed the last few updates. You have met some real winners on this trip (including Motha).

As for the lady pushing Jon, I so would have had your back if I had been there. Now c'mon where are the details

Thanks mo! Me and you!

Why do I feel like I read about this on the CM? The tale was from the ex-wife and she didn't know if she should let ex and new wife come along. Seriously. It was on there.

Can't wait to read about the throw-down at Spectro. I will live vicariously through you because we had one of those "Oh, look...it's 8:55. I guess it's time to find a spot for the parade right in front of these people" families and I wanted to

And you didn't say anything? Didja at least kick 'em?

I can hear her now saying..."Bacon...like real bacon....I thought they meant a "turkey bacon" panini...not a turkey and bacon panini.....I would have never eaten pork knowingly!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Hey...she's practically your mother too. You have to claim her as well.

you really referred to the bend & snap in the middle of your TR....lovesit!! (and your writing, you crack me up!)

Thanks! And WELCOME!!!

I can’t believe that man on his balcony…how do you find ALL the crazies in WDW?

It's a gift...

Pooh is the longest line in September, too! Peak time was over an hour wait….for Pooh! So I never got to bounce in a honey pot. And hearing your story, I’m glad I didn’t.
Maybe those people didn’t realize that the woman was disabled? You said she was around 30, right? I mean, if it was me in the honeypot I wouldn’t care if people laughed. But for a disabled person, that’s a completely different situation. I sure hope no one got hurt that day!

People knew. And if they didn't, they are idiots. Her disabilities were very visable. It was quite clear.

This is better than reality TV

Right??

right there with ya.

Here's to you!

OH no she did not!? I hate people that push in general (i live in NYC I get it a lot) but pushing kids is way worse!!!!! I can't wait to hear what happened! Your Motha is frikkin hysterical! Makes for great TR stories!

You want her? I'll sell her to you for free...

Love that jon is smiling in that photo with you waiting for the parade

He pretends to be miserable all the time...but he's really not...

I can not believe your motha left him with a stranger!

What's up with grandmas these days? My mom sent my 10 yr old and 6 yr old DDs into Walmart to grab something for her!

They just don't get it. Afterwards she said, "Oh, is that not okay?" Uh, no. Der.

That's my motha! Didn't you just freak out???

Smokin man on the deck? I'd have called the front desk on him!

I didn't know if it was allowed or not. So, I didn't call...

Is the mutha a Jew or not because no respecting Jew would leave her grandbaby alone to fend for himself in WDW. The mutha is a poser!

Her Jew card should be revoked!

I decided I would finally come out of lurkdom

I've been following your report since the beginning and I've loved every minute of it. We have a similar type of relationship with DH's mom, the kind that is only good in short bursts, so I can totally relate to that part.

Looking forward to reading some more.

Didn't you know we have been waiting for you?????

SSR is so pretty.

It's gorgeous!!!!

 

[PrincessV]

BOOYAH!!! Here they are in all their glory!

Nice, aren't they?! And EVERY WDW DVC property has 'em. Jus sayin.

I would have thrown my hair clip on the floor.

Dude, the ultimate smackdown! That whole thing is unreal.

But, it was at this moment, where my mother selectively chose to be Jewish again.
Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm…guess bacon is Kosher…right ma???

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's good stuff there!

From Emperor Zorg. Or is it Zurg? Hmmmm…inquiring minds want to know…

Zurg.

Wow. That might be the most creepy Buzz pic I've ever seen.

Judge me if you want…but I don’t let my kid win (mostly).

No judgement here - I'm the same way. Remember that scene in Mommie Dearest, when Joan Crawford refuses to let Christina win when they're swimming? I couldn't understand what was wrong with that.

And just so you remember what I look like…Jon and I…

This is so cute!

Lexie had to go really bad so she left Jon…BY HIMSELF…WITH A NICE LOOKING STRANGER IN OUR SPOT! But…it’s okay…because “THE LADY HAD A CHILD AND LOOKED NICE!”

NO.

WAY.

Up Next: Oh Yes…You Understand What I’m Sayin’! The Throw Down at WDW!

Oh boy, THIS is gonna be good!

Why do I feel like I read about this on the CM? The tale was from the ex-wife and she didn't know if she should let ex and new wife come along. Seriously. It was on there.

YEEES!!! I was totally thinking the same thing as I read Jen's porch tale!

Can't wait to read about the throw-down at Spectro. I will live vicariously through you because we had one of those "Oh, look...it's 8:55. I guess it's time to find a spot for the parade right in front of these people" families and I wanted to

Um, don't you have some reporting to do?

 

[adaygaby]

enjoying your TR..tons of laughs

 

[Goofyluver]

Nice, aren't they?! And EVERY WDW DVC property has 'em. Jus sayin.

That's the top reason I may invest...

No judgement here - I'm the same way. Remember that scene in Mommie Dearest, when Joan Crawford refuses to let Christina win when they're swimming? I couldn't understand what was wrong with that.

Me either...

NO.

WAY.

Oh yes she did!

enjoying your TR..tons of laughs

Thanks so much!!

 

[Goofyluver]

Do you REALLY think I would beat this woman to a pulp in the middle of WDW?

(Don’t tell anyone…but I’m really a feminist, gun-hating, tree-hugging, granola crunching mommy who preaches non-violence and using your words. Heh heh.)

So, I’m staring at this lady. And Jon’s staring at this lady.

And I’m fixing to miss the dang parade.

I *did* reach over and tap her gently on the shoulder. And said (in my most polite British accent Jo): “Excuse me. But, my son was standing there.” See that…I used my words.

And I took Jon and guided him back into place. In front of this &*(X#@!* who pushed my son.

And we’re being non-violent. Ohhhhhmmmmmmmmm….

And she looks at me and says: “I don’t understand.” Meaning that she didn’t speak English.

So, I point to Jon and say VERY loudly this time (because saying it louder makes them understand English better I guess): “MY SON IS STANDING HERE. AND YES YOU DO UNDERSTAND.”

And she understood. Her eyes got big and that crow stepped back. And we didn’t have nooooo problems the rest of the show.

EXCEPT:

Her ding dang boyfriend or whatever the heck he was placed his camera directly over my head to snap his pictures.

Listen, I’m short…I get it. I’m aware of my height challenges. But, I’m not flippin’ invisible. My head is not meant for arm resting, hair tousling, noogies, or as a camera stand.

But, I figured since I had almost assaulted his girlfriend, I would ignore his sweaty armpits on the back of my neck. Except I did shoot him a couple of “evil eyes” when he about climbed my back. I give gud “evil eyes.”

I can’t believe ya’ll really thought I was going to bring the smack down on some 100 pound tourist. Hmmmmmph!

So, in the end…Jon and I were able to enjoy my FAVORITEST parade.

***Flashback: When Jon and I took our first trip to WDW together, during Christmas of 2005…we were lucky enough to catch one of the very first showings of Spectro. We attended their official taping of the parade. So, everyone was required to sit down and watch quietly. Photos were not allowed due to the flash…and neither was videotaping. All parade goers were instructed to sit and be quiet. Everyone was sitting…not saying a word. Watching this amazing parade go by. No one was pushing for spots or standing in front of anyone else…OR HOLDING SOME FREAKIN’ CAMERA OVER SOMEOME’S HEAD. Everyone was just sitting and watching…in awe.

Jon was 9 at the time. And this was our very first night in the parks. It was actually New Years Eve, 2005. And the park was packed to the brim. And yet here we all were…silent…and watching this beautiful thing together.

And my little boy, sat with his hand in mine…and that was it. That was THE moment. The moment where I “got it.” The moment where the “magic” hit ME.

The parade has changed so much since then. The floats are better and different. The parade is longer. And my dear freaky clowns are no longer. (Let’s have a moment of silence for the freaky clowns)

But, this parade will always be special to me. And will always be my favorite. It’s the parade where that darn Disney bug bit me. Those lights click off, and the music swells. And I get chill bumps.

Here…experience a little of the parade from this year with me…and look at it through my eyes:

M-I-C…K-E-Y…M-Ohhhhh-U-S-E

Skeeery clowns…who are no longer that skeeery…

Now the skeeery clowns have only a nosepiece instead of the whole mask…miss those masks…

PRETTY FLOWERS!

One of those fairies…but I don’t know which one!

Dragonflies twirl!

Butterflies!

Swiiiiine! Not Kosher!

I love this peacock!

Horsies fly at Disney!

And ostriches dance!

And piggies fly!

Continued in Next Post Right HERE!

 

[Goofyluver]

Wonder what song these guys are playin’?

Oh…she is truly perfect in every way!

Petah Pan!

Captain Hook!

Peenocchio!

King Tritan!

Ariel!

Ursula!!!! Skeeery!

And some more fishies!

Snow White!

Cinderelli Cinderelli…

And her Prince!

Alice…dear Alice…

Disco Duck!

This dude…

I saved the best for last! Heh heh!

And when it was alllll over…the whole parade…I looked over at my motha. And she said one word:

“Wow!”

Yea buddy…YOUUUUUU ARRRRRRE WELCOME!

Up Next: Our 2nd Year in a Row Being ‘THIS’ Close to the Castle Winners!

 

[Trentmom]

EDITED TO ADD...I WAS FIRST.........lol

Another great update

I knew you would not put the smackdown on that woman, you have more class than that

But I am glad you put her in her place


Your flash back story made me all teary eyed......


I can not wait to see that parade this year.

I love how all the character costumes have lights on them

I love the music that plays during that parade


Great Job Jen

 

[Goofyluver]

Why are you still up???

 

[Trentmom]

Why are you still up???

It is rare my head hits the pillow before 4am



I am a night owl




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