Is Grandma a Princess or a Pirate? UPDATE 9/28! The Last Suppah! PICS!! Pg. 69!
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If you think this one is funny then you should read our report from last summer!!
Jennifer has been pressuring me to post more...not just read....so....I'll try....maybe it will keep me from infecting my child with the chicken pox again!!!! (BTW, I did that today....let Kaia get the vaccine --all the while forgetting that she cannot have live vaccines....I win Mother of the Year!! NO worries...Jennifer is on her way with the vodka!!!!
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oh no! I hope Kaia is okay....please check in with us this week!
Here is Lexie waiting for her first parade!
Lexie is so cute waiting for the parade!
And just so you remember what I look like Jon and I
And look a smile!!!!!! Jon is smiling! Oh, THATs what you look like.
Okay, your motha is CRAZY! Id NEVER do that!
You can see the man behind Jon in this pic (I know its not really nice to post strangers on the internet but these people took the cake)
Ooh look, ANOTHER SMILE!
He is smiling much more than last year!Ut oh cant wait to see THAT update!!!
OKAY, more comments that I didn't quote:
I cant believe that man on his balcony how do you find ALL the crazies in WDW?
Love the playground story. Hehe
Covered benches .SO lucky!
I think you are referring to Tinks Treasure Shop
Pooh is the longest line in September, too! Peak time was over an hour wait .for Pooh! So I never got to bounce in a honey pot. And hearing your story, Im glad I didnt.
Maybe those people didnt realize that the woman was disabled? You said she was around 30, right? I mean, if it was me in the honeypot I wouldnt care if people laughed. But for a disabled person, thats a completely different situation. I sure hope no one got hurt that day!
The Emporer...Im pretty sure its Zurg.
WTG on 108,000 points! I got that fluke bonus once too! Doesnt it feel good?
80s garb .
I never think about that when Im watching.I totally know the feeling about being short and trying to watch a parade
It's going to be really cool to meet you in September (I'm still hoping and crossing my fingers!) because we are the same height. I just love meeting short people!
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He shrugs and lights his cig. And then proceeds to tell me alllllll about his life. Apparently, Ex-Mrs. Stinks-a-lot, their children, Current Mrs. Stinks-a-lot, AND him, all came to Disney together. On a family vacation. When I raised my eyebrows as he informed me of his situation, he swore up and down that they all get along famously. In fact, they all reside in the same home. Woweewowow! And it works for them, thank you very much. After all who wouldnt want two wives to cook and clean for you?But, here at Disney they couldnt afford dos roomos at SSR. So, he set up Ex-Mrs. Stinks-a-lot over at POP. With their kids. While he and Current Mrs. Stinks-a-lot had a few private nights by themselves. Where they didnt have to be interrupted in their vacation by children or his ex-wife.
This is better than reality TV
The most disturbing thing happens next.A honey pot comes hurling around the end of the ride and an elderly lady exits. Or rather, she jumps off the ride quickly before her pot goes hurtling out of control away from her with her disabled daughter still inside, who was probably around 30ish. The lady still inside the pot, stops dead in front of us but, of course, she cant get off here. No room for her wheelchair. So, she must go around again. By herself. And rude people, who see this happen laugh.
At the poor girl still in the honey pot whose eyes were as wide as saucers.
If we had been there Jim would have smacked them all down for you
Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm guess bacon is Kosher right ma???
Zurg!
Uh oh!
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right there with ya. 
Jen said:Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm guess bacon is Kosher right ma???
Sure...
Oooohhhhh....
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Wow, you never fail to deliver
The man on his balcony
No hot dogs, but then has bacon
The honeypot fiasco
adorable pic of Lexie waiting for that parade
Love that jon is smiling in that photo with you waiting for the parade
I can not wait to hear details of the throwdown that occurs next.
Don't make us wait too long please
The man on his balcony
No hot dogs, but then has bacon
The honeypot fiasco
adorable pic of Lexie waiting for that parade
Love that jon is smiling in that photo with you waiting for the parade
I can not wait to hear details of the throwdown that occurs next.
Don't make us wait too long please
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Jen-
Naa aaaa! That didn't happen!
OMG! I have heard of line pushers, but really have never read about them like that! To a child?????
And Motha left sweet Jon alone Whattheheckwasthatladythinking?Shewasnot!
I'm glad Pinnochio's had a nice slab of kosher bacon for you!
Smokin man on the deck? I'd have called the front desk on him!
Naa aaaa! That didn't happen!
OMG! I have heard of line pushers, but really have never read about them like that! To a child????? And Motha left sweet Jon alone Whattheheckwasthatladythinking?Shewasnot!
I'm glad Pinnochio's had a nice slab of kosher bacon for you!
Smokin man on the deck? I'd have called the front desk on him!
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Is the mutha a Jew or not because no respecting Jew would leave her grandbaby alone to fend for himself in WDW. The mutha is a poser! You are killing me with the possibility of a good old fashioned throw down!
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I decided I would finally come out of lurkdom 
I've been following your report since the beginning and I've loved every minute of it. We have a similar type of relationship with DH's mom, the kind that is only good in short bursts, so I can totally relate to that part.
Looking forward to reading some more.
I've been following your report since the beginning and I've loved every minute of it. We have a similar type of relationship with DH's mom, the kind that is only good in short bursts, so I can totally relate to that part.
Looking forward to reading some more.
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OMG, now I would have laughed if it had been a Dad etc but a disabled child
Oh...they did laugh. And her disabilities were very visible. You could tell her poor body was dealing with a lot. And she was horrified.
Thanks mo! Me and you!
Why do I feel like I read about this on the CM?
Can't wait to read about the throw-down at Spectro. I will live vicariously through you because we had one of those "Oh, look...it's 8:55. I guess it's time to find a spot for the parade right in front of these people" families and I wanted to
And you didn't say anything? Didja at least kick 'em?
Hey...she's practically your mother too. You have to claim her as well.
Thanks! And WELCOME!!!
I cant believe that man on his balcony how do you find ALL the crazies in WDW?
It's a gift...
People knew. And if they didn't, they are idiots. Her disabilities were very visable. It was quite clear.
This is better than reality TV
Right??
Here's to you!
You want her? I'll sell her to you for free...
Love that jon is smiling in that photo with you waiting for the parade
He pretends to be miserable all the time...but he's really not...
I can not believe your motha left him with a stranger!
What's up with grandmas these days? My mom sent my 10 yr old and 6 yr old DDs into Walmart to grab something for her!
They just don't get it. Afterwards she said, "Oh, is that not okay?" Uh, no. Der.
That's my motha! Didn't you just freak out???
Smokin man on the deck? I'd have called the front desk on him!
I didn't know if it was allowed or not. So, I didn't call...
Her Jew card should be revoked!
I decided I would finally come out of lurkdom
I've been following your report since the beginning and I've loved every minute of it. We have a similar type of relationship with DH's mom, the kind that is only good in short bursts, so I can totally relate to that part.
Looking forward to reading some more.
Didn't you know we have been waiting for you?????
It's gorgeous!!!!
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Nice, aren't they?! And EVERY WDW DVC property has 'em. Jus sayin.BOOYAH!!! Here they are in all their glory!
Dude, the ultimate smackdown!
That whole thing is unreal. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's good stuff there!But, it was at this moment, where my mother selectively chose to be Jewish again.
Jon and Lexie got pizza, and I got the turkey bacon panini. As did my motha. Ummm guess bacon is Kosher right ma???
Zurg.
Wow. That might be the most creepy Buzz pic I've ever seen.
No judgement here - I'm the same way. Remember that scene in Mommie Dearest, when Joan Crawford refuses to let Christina win when they're swimming? I couldn't understand what was wrong with that.
This is so cute!And just so you remember what I look like Jon and I
NO.
WAY.
Oh boy, THIS is gonna be good!
YEEES!!! I was totally thinking the same thing as I read Jen's porch tale!Why do I feel like I read about this on the CM?
Um, don't you have some reporting to do?Can't wait to read about the throw-down at Spectro. I will live vicariously through you because we had one of those "Oh, look...it's 8:55. I guess it's time to find a spot for the parade right in front of these people" families and I wanted to
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Nice, aren't they?! And EVERY WDW DVC property has 'em. Jus sayin.
That's the top reason I may invest...
No judgement here - I'm the same way. Remember that scene in Mommie Dearest, when Joan Crawford refuses to let Christina win when they're swimming? I couldn't understand what was wrong with that.
Me either...
NO.
WAY.
Oh yes she did!
enjoying your TR..tons of laughs
Thanks so much!!
Goofyluver
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Do you REALLY think I would beat this woman to a pulp in the middle of WDW?
(Don’t tell anyone…but I’m really a feminist, gun-hating, tree-hugging, granola crunching mommy who preaches non-violence and using your words. Heh heh.)
So, I’m staring at this lady. And Jon’s staring at this lady.
And I’m fixing to miss the dang parade.
I *did* reach over and tap her gently on the shoulder. And said (in my most polite British accent Jo): “Excuse me. But, my son was standing there.” See that…I used my words.
And I took Jon and guided him back into place. In front of this &*(X#@!* who pushed my son.
And we’re being non-violent. Ohhhhhmmmmmmmmm….
And she looks at me and says: “I don’t understand.” Meaning that she didn’t speak English.
So, I point to Jon and say VERY loudly this time (because saying it louder makes them understand English better I guess): “MY SON IS STANDING HERE. AND YES YOU DO UNDERSTAND.”
And she understood. Her eyes got big and that crow stepped back. And we didn’t have nooooo problems the rest of the show.
EXCEPT:
Her ding dang boyfriend or whatever the heck he was placed his camera directly over my head to snap his pictures.
Listen, I’m short…I get it. I’m aware of my height challenges. But, I’m not flippin’ invisible. My head is not meant for arm resting, hair tousling, noogies, or as a camera stand.
But, I figured since I had almost assaulted his girlfriend, I would ignore his sweaty armpits on the back of my neck. Except I did shoot him a couple of “evil eyes” when he about climbed my back. I give gud “evil eyes.”
I can’t believe ya’ll really thought I was going to bring the smack down on some 100 pound tourist. Hmmmmmph!
So, in the end…Jon and I were able to enjoy my FAVORITEST parade.
***Flashback: When Jon and I took our first trip to WDW together, during Christmas of 2005…we were lucky enough to catch one of the very first showings of Spectro. We attended their official taping of the parade. So, everyone was required to sit down and watch quietly. Photos were not allowed due to the flash…and neither was videotaping. All parade goers were instructed to sit and be quiet. Everyone was sitting…not saying a word. Watching this amazing parade go by. No one was pushing for spots or standing in front of anyone else…OR HOLDING SOME FREAKIN’ CAMERA OVER SOMEOME’S HEAD. Everyone was just sitting and watching…in awe.
Jon was 9 at the time. And this was our very first night in the parks. It was actually New Years Eve, 2005. And the park was packed to the brim. And yet here we all were…silent…and watching this beautiful thing together.
And my little boy, sat with his hand in mine…and that was it. That was THE moment. The moment where I “got it.” The moment where the “magic” hit ME.
The parade has changed so much since then. The floats are better and different. The parade is longer. And my dear freaky clowns are no longer. (Let’s have a moment of silence for the freaky clowns)
But, this parade will always be special to me. And will always be my favorite. It’s the parade where that darn Disney bug bit me. Those lights click off, and the music swells. And I get chill bumps.
Here…experience a little of the parade from this year with me…and look at it through my eyes:
M-I-C…K-E-Y…M-Ohhhhh-U-S-E
Skeeery clowns…who are no longer that skeeery…
Now the skeeery clowns have only a nosepiece instead of the whole mask…miss those masks…
PRETTY FLOWERS!
One of those fairies…but I don’t know which one!
Dragonflies twirl!
Butterflies!
Swiiiiine! Not Kosher!
I love this peacock!
Horsies fly at Disney!
And ostriches dance!
And piggies fly!
Continued in Next Post Right HERE!
(Don’t tell anyone…but I’m really a feminist, gun-hating, tree-hugging, granola crunching mommy who preaches non-violence and using your words. Heh heh.)
So, I’m staring at this lady. And Jon’s staring at this lady.
And I’m fixing to miss the dang parade.
I *did* reach over and tap her gently on the shoulder. And said (in my most polite British accent Jo): “Excuse me. But, my son was standing there.” See that…I used my words.
And I took Jon and guided him back into place. In front of this &*(X#@!* who pushed my son.
And we’re being non-violent. Ohhhhhmmmmmmmmm….
And she looks at me and says: “I don’t understand.” Meaning that she didn’t speak English.
So, I point to Jon and say VERY loudly this time (because saying it louder makes them understand English better I guess): “MY SON IS STANDING HERE. AND YES YOU DO UNDERSTAND.”
And she understood. Her eyes got big and that crow stepped back. And we didn’t have nooooo problems the rest of the show.
EXCEPT:
Her ding dang boyfriend or whatever the heck he was placed his camera directly over my head to snap his pictures.
Listen, I’m short…I get it. I’m aware of my height challenges. But, I’m not flippin’ invisible. My head is not meant for arm resting, hair tousling, noogies, or as a camera stand.
But, I figured since I had almost assaulted his girlfriend, I would ignore his sweaty armpits on the back of my neck. Except I did shoot him a couple of “evil eyes” when he about climbed my back. I give gud “evil eyes.”
I can’t believe ya’ll really thought I was going to bring the smack down on some 100 pound tourist. Hmmmmmph!
So, in the end…Jon and I were able to enjoy my FAVORITEST parade.
***Flashback: When Jon and I took our first trip to WDW together, during Christmas of 2005…we were lucky enough to catch one of the very first showings of Spectro. We attended their official taping of the parade. So, everyone was required to sit down and watch quietly. Photos were not allowed due to the flash…and neither was videotaping. All parade goers were instructed to sit and be quiet. Everyone was sitting…not saying a word. Watching this amazing parade go by. No one was pushing for spots or standing in front of anyone else…OR HOLDING SOME FREAKIN’ CAMERA OVER SOMEOME’S HEAD. Everyone was just sitting and watching…in awe.
Jon was 9 at the time. And this was our very first night in the parks. It was actually New Years Eve, 2005. And the park was packed to the brim. And yet here we all were…silent…and watching this beautiful thing together.
And my little boy, sat with his hand in mine…and that was it. That was THE moment. The moment where I “got it.” The moment where the “magic” hit ME.
The parade has changed so much since then. The floats are better and different. The parade is longer. And my dear freaky clowns are no longer. (Let’s have a moment of silence for the freaky clowns)
But, this parade will always be special to me. And will always be my favorite. It’s the parade where that darn Disney bug bit me. Those lights click off, and the music swells. And I get chill bumps.
Here…experience a little of the parade from this year with me…and look at it through my eyes:
M-I-C…K-E-Y…M-Ohhhhh-U-S-E
Skeeery clowns…who are no longer that skeeery…
Now the skeeery clowns have only a nosepiece instead of the whole mask…miss those masks…
PRETTY FLOWERS!
One of those fairies…but I don’t know which one!
Dragonflies twirl!
Butterflies!
Swiiiiine! Not Kosher!
I love this peacock!
Horsies fly at Disney!
And ostriches dance!
And piggies fly!
Continued in Next Post Right HERE!
Goofyluver
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Wonder what song these guys are playin’?
Oh…she is truly perfect in every way!
Petah Pan!
Captain Hook!
Peenocchio!
King Tritan!
Ariel!
Ursula!!!! Skeeery!
And some more fishies!
Snow White!
Cinderelli Cinderelli…
And her Prince!
Alice…dear Alice…
Disco Duck!
This dude…
I saved the best for last! Heh heh!
And when it was alllll over…the whole parade…I looked over at my motha. And she said one word:
“Wow!”
Yea buddy…YOUUUUUU ARRRRRRE WELCOME!
Up Next: Our 2nd Year in a Row Being ‘THIS’ Close to the Castle Winners!
Oh…she is truly perfect in every way!
Petah Pan!
Captain Hook!
Peenocchio!
King Tritan!
Ariel!
Ursula!!!! Skeeery!
And some more fishies!
Snow White!
Cinderelli Cinderelli…
And her Prince!
Alice…dear Alice…
Disco Duck!
This dude…
I saved the best for last! Heh heh!
And when it was alllll over…the whole parade…I looked over at my motha. And she said one word:
“Wow!”
Yea buddy…YOUUUUUU ARRRRRRE WELCOME!
Up Next: Our 2nd Year in a Row Being ‘THIS’ Close to the Castle Winners!
Trentmom
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EDITED TO ADD...I WAS FIRST.........lol
Another great update
I knew you would not put the smackdown on that woman, you have more class than that
But I am glad you put her in her place
Your flash back story made me all teary eyed......
I can not wait to see that parade this year.
I love how all the character costumes have lights on them
I love the music that plays during that parade
Great Job Jen
Another great update
I knew you would not put the smackdown on that woman, you have more class than that
But I am glad you put her in her place
Your flash back story made me all teary eyed......
I can not wait to see that parade this year.
I love how all the character costumes have lights on them
I love the music that plays during that parade
Great Job Jen
Goofyluver
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Why are you still up???
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Why are you still up???
It is rare my head hits the pillow before 4am
I am a night owl
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