Is Cheney even alive? Does he exist? Has anyone seen him?

[Caradana]

Tongue-in-Cheek suggestion: maybe we can deploy Cheney, the ultimate hard-butt (DIS friendly language) to manage the Superdome transition?

 

[babar]

I swear to God, I just said the same thing today!!!! I haven't heard a peep about him or from him lately!!!

 

[rascalmom]

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but is the Puppet Master on vacation too?

 

[Free4Life11]

No idea where he is...maybe they sent him down the rabbit hole??

 

[Planogirl]

He's pulled another disappearing act hasn't he?

 

[Free4Life11]

Come out, come out where ever you are....

 

[Viking]

Perhaps he's out in the Gulf - Looking for his buddies' lost oil rigs. As an 'honest' politician he has to work for the people who are paying him

 

[shortbun]

Somebody call Wyoming and ask if they've seen him!

 

[snoopy]

I thought he too was on vacation (in Wyoming) while Rome was burning?!

 

[Free4Life11]

Guess he's got a trip planned to Canada in a few days.

The White House confirmed Tuesday afternoon that American Vice-President Dick Cheney is coming to visit Fort McMurray’s oilsands on Sept. 9.

http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/story.php?id=181725

What the heck is an oilsand?

 

[floridafam]

Some Congressperson said that he is so sick with heart disease that he is confined to his bed. This person (sorry I don't remember who it was) said he is no longer fit to be 2nd in command.

 

[Free4Life11]

Really? You know I always thought he should lose some weight...hasn't he had four heart attacks?? It's just strange that we'd get no information, then again not getting information seems to be popular these days....

 

[Caradana]

I seriously believe he must be on death's doorstep. Because he has VANISHED.

 

[ducklite]

I always kind of thought he was just a giant puppet that they sat behind a desk for camera shots and had a ventriloquist come in do do his voice...

You can take that any way you'd like.

Anne

 

[The Mystery Machine]

He has to be very sick in order to be this silent.

 

[CheshireVal]

I've seen Cheney so infrequently, I probably wouldn't even recognize him now if he showed up on TV being interviewed....

.... who is this guy again?

 

[Free4Life11]

WAIT A SECOND! Congress was in session tonight...so can we check the records/videos/images and see if he was there???

 

[floridafam]

I believe the person was Charles Rangall (sp??)

It ran across the bottom ticker on CNN about a week ago.

If he is indeed very sick, he should resign if he is not fit to take over.

 

[yeartolate]

The president told him he needed to go to the Golf.

Maybe he is with Tiger Woods.

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

Help! I choking on my coffee.

Lori