Introducing...."DubyaLand!"

[richiebaseball]

Would this be a Bob Dole Whip?

In DubyaLand?

Of course!

 

[eclectics]

Would this be a Bob Dole Whip?

Better check the expiration date on those!

 

[sugarpie]

DubyaLand has clearly ripped off Disney with their copycat of World Showcase.

In Japan the highlights include a lifelike George Bush Sr. vomiting on the Japanese prime minister and fainting during a state dinner.

In America you get hands on interaction when George W. Bush chokes on a pretzel & the fate of the country is in your hands - do you give him the Heimlich Maneuver or do you let nature take its course? (Keep in mind who the vice president is!) Speaking of Cheney there's also a hunting trip in America. You will need to sign a waiver to hunt with Cheney, though.

And don't forget to join Dubya on a thrillride through the MiddleEast in his pursuit of the "nucular" (nuclear for anyone who actually attended high school) bombs. When no weapons of mass destruction are found Dubya declares victory.

You'd better get there soon because with Dubya in charge it will be bankrupt soon

 

[MickeyMouseGal]

Better check the expiration date on those!

Hey, I love Dole Whips enough that even an expired one is OK in my book. However if they start adding Viagra, I'm out.
Although I suspect a Viagra spiked Dole Whip would be a top seller in the "ClintonLand" area of the park!

 

[TheDoctor]

Would this be a Bob Dole Whip?

Is this dole whip died blue?

 

[eclectics]

Although I suspect a Viagra spiked Dole Whip would be a top seller in the "ClintonLand" area of the park!

Not too many need artificial help over at that "land". It's not filled with anxiety ridden politicians just about to loose their jobs or facing jail time.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Would this be a Bob Dole Whip?

I always thought the only person officially licensed to serve up a Bob Dole Whip would be Elizabeth.......

 

[Mugg Mann]

Apparently there's going to be a pavillion in Dubyaland just like the Wonders Of Life pavillion in WDW.

It's filled with interesting exhibits such as the "World's smallest living human being", with an electron microscope that you can peer through and see a microscopic clump of cells smaller than a pencil point.

The pavilion is sponsored by Schiavo Industries, but be forewarned; once you enter Dubyaland's Wonders of Life pavillion, you give up all control to the park on what you and your family can do next!

 

[Mugg Mann]

I'll save a table for you and even buy you the first Dole Whip. We can toast "To the Republic" with our 8 dollar glasses of soda in a refillable mug. Refills are only good for that day only! Remember that.

I would think that anyone who has a congressional season pass in Dubyaland can belly back up to the trough over and over and over, day after day, year after year and just keep feeding away......

 

[Mackey Mouse]

You all amaze me.. I cannot believe what I am reading here... Clever minds for sure.

 

[transparant]

SPLASH MOUNTAIN -

be extra cautious on this ride, you might not make it out alive!! Ted Kennedy is the operator.

 

[JPN4265]

The Trash Can Gang! Where you have to go around and clean up the mess of the past administrations. This is a long ride and not for the faint hearted.

 

[Mugg Mann]

SPLASH MOUNTAIN -

be extra cautious on this ride, you might not make it out alive!! Ted Kennedy is the operator.

Of course, I hear that it's going to be located right next to the Dick Cheney shooting arcade. No one over the age of 60 is going to be allowed near the shooting gallery for safety reasons...

 

[Mackey Mouse]

Demolition and construction...you go in and take a perfectly good city....tear up all their roads and build tunnels under the city so that you can make a beautiful park above to honor your Mom....of course you have to work with the project manager's groupies to do this type of construction and demolition. Goal of this ride, try to complete the project in record time without leaking tunnels.. Project Manager, Ted Kennedy, please send any and all resumes to him..

OK, not as good as you all, but I tried...and of course written tongue in cheek.

 

[LakeAriel]

Demolition and construction...you go in and take a perfectly good city....tear up all their roads ...unquote


Sorry. I thought you were talking about what Bush did in Baghdad....

 

[INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU]

Of course there would be a French pavilion in the world showcase.
One could dine on freedom fries in a replica of a US miltary cemetary in France, with replica crosses and stars of David.
Only money extorted by the food for oil scam is accepted here.

Un endroit magique!

 

[liamsaunt]

Ah, Dubyaland! Yes, I have heard of this place. Here are a few more rides they have:



Cheney Encounter



The first part of the Cheney Encounter experience is finding the ride itself. It’s in an undisclosed location, of course! Once you find it, come on in to Cheney’s secret bunker, and strap yourself in for a dangerous and exciting adventure with everyone’s favorite veep! As the ride begins, you will have the unique opportunity to assist Cheney in choosing which country to declare war on next by choosing from the four light-up photos in your seat panel. However, danger approaches when the bunker is invaded by marauding Frenchmen! Cheney has his shotgun, but the lights are out! Who will Cheney shoot next? Will it be you?



Exxon/Mobil presents: The Hummer Speedway*



Theme park guests will have the unique opportunity to drive an authentic Hummer on our 10 mile speedway. Compete with other guests to recreate the amazing and powerful Hummer experience. Impress drivers with your “mad Hummer skillz:” Points are gained for failure to yield, blowing through red lights, and tailgating. Causing an accident wins you a bonus lap.



*$50 fuel surcharge applies to this ride.



And have you heard about their most famous restaurant? Here’s the write up:



Meat, A Manly Bistro



Join us at Meat, A Manly Bistro, where the menu is all meat, all of the time. Meat is served rare and on the bone in the following sizes: small (24 oz.), medium (36 oz.), large (48 oz.), and “extra manly:” (64 oz.)



Meat, where the motto is; “Vegetables? We don’t need no stinkin’ vegetables!”

 

[eclectics]

Of course, I hear that it's going to be located right next to the Dick Cheney shooting arcade. No one over the age of 60 is going to be allowed near the shooting gallery for safety reasons...

Game birds are still allowed to fly over, of course, because apparently they are perfectly safe.

 

[kydisneyfans]

The Iraqi expedition trail-this ride was designed for many people to go in at once, but they failed to design a way to get back out.

Admission is charged on a sliding scale, the more income made by the family, the less it will cost to get in. Highest admission costs go to those making minimum wage. All CEO's get in free.

 

[BunsenH]

Tower of War on Terror

You enter the United Nations building on the ground floor. The pre-show is tuned to Fox News and you are made to feel apprehensive about all the bad guys lurking in the shadows waiting to do you personal harm. You board the elevator and it rises. Doors open on various floors showing scenes that illustrate the imminent terrorist threat. Mobile bio labs - a dictator with his finger on the button - a desert filled with missle silos. You reach the top floor....ready for the end of the world....and then..... sunlight, fresh air, and a gentle descent back down to reality. Your adrenaline is high, but your PO'd that you fell for the 'themeing'.