Introducing...."DubyaLand!"

[eclectics]

If you happen to wander into "Nostalgia Land", please take a moment to recieve some free tax advice at the Spiro Agnew Pavillion. Then stroll over to guess how many peanuts are in the jar at the Jimmy Carter Pavillion. The grand prize is the vintage issue of Playboy that inspired the "I Have Lust In My Heart" speech. Rumor has it the centerfold was actually Pat Nixon.

 

[barbeml]

Ok, here's my lame attempt.

A new land is being made in the park called New Orleans Sqaure . He're you can party hardy with your cronies in various fun themed restraunts while watching the helpless disinfranchised people walk around in waist deep sewage. Be sure to check the times guide for the breaking levees every half hour!

Also be sure to have your photo taken in the staged stratigic photo op with top officials from FEMA as you tell cast member Brown that he's doing a heck of a job.

Totally UN-lame!

And Mugg Mann gets my vote for starting the funniest thread ever! It could go on for years with fresh inspiration coming daily from Washington.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

The Biggest Dig or the ticket counter...
Guests have to withstand a two sided gauntlet of park management with different ideas on how to run things. The comments will seem bitter and divisive, and on the whole very distracting. It will turn out that ticket prices have been rising the whole time you were waiting in line.

Then to see something really magical, come back when the park closes. You can watch as the two sides come together to split the booty, and realize they have more in common than not, and laugh all the way to the bank.

 

[LakeAriel]

PIRATES OF THE MIDDLE EAST

A virtual realty ride! Fly over and flatten the infrastructure of whatever city is part of the evil empire at the moment. Follow the treasure map carefully though and don't damage any oil wells. Next watch the bidding begin! All bids go to Halliburton and friends to rebuild what you just exploded. You get to do this over and over. All the booty goes to the neo cons....argggg

 

[transparant]

The Haunted Mansion!! Guys...I'd post all the scary Liberal things that I saw inside this ride....but honestly, I hate to admit....I passed out after I saw Hillary's Bust!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[barbeml]

The Haunted Mansion!! Guys...I'd post all the scary Liberal things that I saw inside this ride....but honestly, I hate to admit....I passed out after I saw Hillary's Bust!!!!!!!!!!!!

My eyes! My eyes!

 

[sugarpie]

Bush bashing!

Bush bashing!

Goooo, Bush bashing!

 

[NELSON]

IT'S A SMALL MIND Permanent home of the democRat party.

HA HA

 

[BunsenH]

Dr. Phil-harmagic

See his freak guests and fake sympathy in 3D and surround sound. It's the same guests every show, but who cares!

(If you have aweirdo sitting near you, consider it 4D!!)

 

[koopa]

The Haunted Mansion!! Guys...I'd post all the scary Liberal things that I saw inside this ride....but honestly, I hate to admit....I passed out after I saw Hillary's Bust!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention the Howard Dean ghost going WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Mugg Mann]

The Haunted Mansion!! Guys...I'd post all the scary Liberal things that I saw inside this ride....but honestly, I hate to admit....I passed out after I saw Hillary's Bust!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can just picture this bust parked next to the other busts singing in the graveyard. Of course, the Hillary bust is a little off, since the other busts are singing the Haunted Mansion tune while the Hillary bust continues to warble "Stand By Your Man".....

I don't suppose this bust makes a reappearance in the hitchhiking ghosts section?

 

[koopa]

Top Gun is an actual coaster at Kings Island. Where would the "Mission Accomplished" sign go.

Need a dark ride like Mr Toad, where the park goer would ride a bicycle and embark on a madcap journey crashing into things and not steering straight.

Where's the pork rind stand?

 

[ChrisFL]

Ok, here's my lame attempt.

A new land is being made in the park called New Orleans Sqaure . He're you can party hardy with your cronies in various fun themed restraunts while watching the helpless disinfranchised people walk around in waist deep sewage. Be sure to check the times guide for the breaking levees every half hour!

Also be sure to have your photo taken in the staged stratigic photo op with top officials from FEMA as you tell cast member Brown that he's doing a heck of a job.

darn, you took my idea!

 

[BunsenH]

Soarin' Deficits -

The ride is free, but your grandkids will pay the cost plus interest and inflation on the initial ticket price.

Fly over Iraq, CEO mansions, corporate HQ, and see where your taxes went.

Touch back to earth feeling deflated (not elated).

 

[crcormier]

IT'S A SMALL MIND Permanent home of the democRat party.

HA HA

Seems like most of the 'democRats' (and most of the Republicans) on this thread have been bipartisan and clever in their ideas, yours rather fall flat. Kind of like the Xanadu of Dubyaland.

 

[NELSON]

Seems like most of the 'democRats' (and most of the Republicans) on this thread have been bipartisan and clever in their ideas, yours rather fall flat. Kind of like the Xanadu of Dubyaland.

So, I guess you won't like my idea for a Gay Wedding Pavilion and changing Bay Lake to Gay Lake?

HA HA

 

[crcormier]

So, I guess you won't like my idea for a Gay Wedding Pavilion and changing Bay Lake to Gay Lake?

HA HA

It would depend on if they were funny or not, now, wouldn't it...

 

[Independent]

Men in Suits- A twist. You are the alien in the ride. You are trying to escape the government who is trying to arrest you because of your country. The Men in Suits do capture you and hold you without charges. The ride takes approximately 5 years to complete and release you at the exit.

 

[Independent]

Curious George's Play Area - This is a play area whose themed character is a monkey named George. You go in without a plan and shoot random people with foam balls.

Never Mind - this is a real ride at Universal

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

I heard they will be selling Pal Cheneys there.