Introducing...."DubyaLand!"

[kydisneyfans]

Carousel of Progress-this ride has been stopped for a little over 5 years. In fact, 2/3 of the attendees swear it may even have gone backwards a little over that time frame. This ride is scheduled for repair in November of 2008.

 

[JPN4265]

Imagination, where everyone looks at the world through rose colored glasses.

 

[crcormier]

Soarin'

Fly every higher straddled across the backs of the deficit and inflation as you thrill to the majestic scenery of the changing gas prices, home heating prices and groceries.

Space Mountain

Thrill to the highs and lows as you plummet through the space between two large Dubya ears.

Mister Kennedy's Wild Ride

No description needed. Though it does now have TWO tracks.

 

[Chicago526]

Fantasyland = Enter a world where tax cuts abound while federal spending goes through the roof, yet there are no widespread economic reprocusions because your team of yes men and magic 8 ball said so.

Adventureland = Start a war in a mid-east country on claims that they are a national sercurity threat. (When that doesn't pan out, just say you're their to liberate an oppresed people and spread democracy). Get to fly a war plan and land on an aircraft carrier with a "mission accomplished" banner in the background and give your VP's "former" company choice construction contracts.

Frontierland = Enjoy month long vacations several times a year on your own ranch to get away from such tedious tasks such as running the nation during war and natural disasters.

Tomorrowland = See the fruits of all your labors! $5 a gallon gas, the begining of WWIII in the middle east, the errosion of the middle class, utter destruction of the enviroment, and a corporate America that pretty much gets to do whatever it wants.

 

[Reflection]

The Iraqi expedition trail-this ride was designed for many people to go in at once, but they failed to design a way to get back out.

Admission is charged on a sliding scale, the more income made by the family, the less it will cost to get in. Highest admission costs go to those making minimum wage. All CEO's get in free.

I'm so enjoying this thread, but this post just made me LOL.....

 

[disneyfan67]

Of course, I hear that it's going to be located right next to the Dick Cheney shooting arcade. No one over the age of 60 is going to be allowed near the shooting gallery for safety reasons...

Mugg Mann, be sure not to miss the new attraction that was added at the end of Dick Cheney's shooting arcade. It's called "Talk to the press" and is based on "Who wants to be a Millionare" at MGM in Orlando. It's a interactive game that puts you on the hot seat and you get to brief the press on the VP's hunting accident that was handled poorly from a PR perspective in real life.

You get to stand in a exact replica of the WH press room and get bombarded by loud questions from animatronic robots that are made up to look like real reporters and have a political bias to most of them. You have been given no information from the secretive VP or his staff and are basicly "hung out to dry". There's a scary Helen Thomas robot who is extra nasty to you and doesn't disgusie that she hates you and your boss. She's in the front row and waiting to pounce on your every mistake. You can't miss her because she looks just like "Roz" from Monsters INC.

There are many video cameras that record your every facial tick and the bright lights above you are extra hot for your discomfort. After about 10 pressure filled minutes that seem to last an hour, your ride car exits into another room. You get to meet the President's Chief of staff, who informs you that you are going to be replaced by Tony Snow!

It's a zany, fun filled ride that is for adults only and gives you a taste of DC politics.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Mugg Mann, be sure not to miss the new attraction that was added at the end of Dick Cheney's shooting arcade. It's called "Talk to the press" and is based on "Who wants to be a Millionare" at MGM in Orlando. It's a interactive game that puts you on the hot seat and you get to brief the press on the VP's hunting accident that was handled poorly from a PR perspective in real life.

You get to stand in a exact replica of the WH press room and get bombarded by loud questions from animatronic robots that are made up to look like real reporters and have a political bias to most of them. You have been given no information from the secretive VP or his staff and are basicly "hung out to dry". There's a scary Helen Thomas robot who is extra nasty to you and doesn't disgusie that she hates you and your boss. She's in the front row and waiting to pounce on your every mistake. You can't miss her because she looks just like "Roz" from Monsters INC.

There are many video cameras that record your every facial tick and the bright lights above you are extra hot for your discomfort. After about 10 pressure filled minutes that seem to last an hour, your ride car exits into another room. You get to meet the President's Chief of staff, who informs you that you are going to be replaced by Tony Snow!

It's a zany, fun filled ride that is for adults only and gives you a taste of DC politics.

"Talk to the Press" is still open? Shows you what I know! I thought they closed this attraction after rider Scott McClellan was hopitalized for talking out of both sides of his mouth.....

 

[Chicago526]

Oh, here's a good ride!

Fox News Ancor Desk Spin. Modeled after the Teacup ride, you board ride cars in the shape of the Fox News ancor desk and just like the news reports, spin yourself sick!

 

[dcentity2000]

Oh, here's a good ride!

Fox News Ancor Desk Spin. Modeled after the Teacup ride, you board ride cars in the shape of the Fox News ancor desk and just like the news reports, spin yourself sick!

You beat me to it!

Great minds think alike



Rich::

 

[eclectics]

The Haunted Liberal Mansion, where you ride through the very scary cemetary of liberal ideas and the lifeless stenching corpses of democRat candidates.
Narrated, of course by the "MAD Dr Dean" himself.

HA HA

If Troll Land ever opens up I guess they know who to consult .

Just returning the favor, Shirley.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Sometimes I just wish I could shut my brain off, but these just keep coming up......

Sheehan Family Treehouse-Guests can climb through a walkway showcasing the habitat where a woman spent the rest of her life in a futile effort to engage the person she felt was responsible for her son's fate. Warning; this exhibit, much like the saga itself, will take many twists and turns as you walk through it...

 

[barbeml]

Don't miss King George's Storytime Corner at the Castle, featuring daily readings of "My Pet Goat."

And of course, no visit would be complete without seeing "Festival of the Lying King."

Opening Soon: Third World Showcase.

 

[Charade]

My oh my. Look folks, it's another bash Bush thread.

 

[jekajekalynn]

This has to be the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

 

[dcentity2000]

My oh my. Look folks, it's another bash Bush thread.

I'd make fun of an important liberal, but, uh...

You get the idea



Rich::

 

[eclectics]

My oh my. Look folks, it's another bash Bush thread.

Did you even read the thread? I would have thought you would have loved Ted Kennedy's Splash Mountain, among other "Dem Lands". I know I did. It's funny. We can't lighten up, even a little?

 

[Independent]

Dumbo - THe Tribute Ride. No explanation needed

And don't forget China in the World Showcase - The only way to leave is to guess the correct door... The First time. Otherwise your dumbstricken face will be broadcast upon large screens strategically placed around the Dubyaland.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Don't miss King George's Storytime Corner at the Castle, featuring daily readings of "My Pet Goat."

And of course, no visit would be complete without seeing "Festival of the Lying King."

Opening Soon: Third World Showcase.

Wow...Barbeml shoots and scores! How could I have missed those?!?!?!?

 

[jekajekalynn]

Ok, here's my lame attempt.

A new land is being made in the park called New Orleans Square . He're you can party hardy with your cronies in various fun themed restraunts while watching the helpless disinfranchised people walk around in waist deep sewage. Be sure to check the times guide for the breaking levees every half hour!

Also be sure to have your photo taken in the staged stratigic photo op with top officials from FEMA as you tell cast member Brown that he's doing a heck of a job.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Ok, here's my lame attempt.

A new land is being made in the park called New Orleans Sqaure . He're you can party hardy with your cronies in various fun themed restraunts while watching the helpless disinfranchised people walk around in waist deep sewage. Be sure to check the times guide for the breaking levees every half hour!

Also be sure to have your photo taken in the staged stratigic photo op with top officials from FEMA as you tell cast member Brown that he's doing a heck of a job.

Not lame at all...well done!