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THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR
1. Walk on with a cooler that's labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask," Got enough air in there?"
4. Stand silently and motionlessly in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
12. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the buttons.
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce,"I have new socks on."
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
1. Walk on with a cooler that's labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask," Got enough air in there?"
4. Stand silently and motionlessly in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
12. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the buttons.
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce,"I have new socks on."
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
