FroggyinArk said:thats ok wait till he gets to 13 and starts making up substitute words for the cuss words he uses all the time when you arent around, and then expects you notto know what hes saying.
Hey- at least he's substituting!!

FroggyinArk said:thats ok wait till he gets to 13 and starts making up substitute words for the cuss words he uses all the time when you arent around, and then expects you notto know what hes saying.

beckmrk04 said:Hey- at least he's substituting!!![]()
Yeah, we thought we were SO sly using "scromp," that our parents would NEVER catch on!FroggyinArk said:thats ok wait till he gets to 13 and starts making up substitute words for the cuss words he uses all the time when you arent around, and then expects you notto know what hes saying.

FroggyinArk said:mines a she and she slips up way too often,,lol,, and shes one of the good kids..lol.. her lates one is really starting to get on my nerves,, shes started telling her friends and her mom even,, you need to get $$$$$,, substitiute slang for intercourse...that one has gotten her a good talking too a couple times,, especially trhis weekend at the nice hotel we were at..lol

FroggyinArk said:My Favorite eOMG I Am Busted look was hte day i had parked my truck across the street at grandmothers, just walked home, dw was out, dd got off hte bus and came in the house,, threw her books on table, and stated very loudly,, "there is never anyone at home at this ( expletive deleted) house. What The ( deleted) is up that no one is eveer here anymore when i get home. ( deleted) ( all this time i was in our bedroom, right next to the room shse in) she stormed through her room, headed for shared bath.. and when she opened bath door still muttering and cussing under her breath,, guess who was standingthere..

FroggyinArk said:My Favorite eOMG I Am Busted look was hte day i had parked my truck across the street at grandmothers, just walked home, dw was out, dd got off hte bus and came in the house,, threw her books on table, and stated very loudly,, "there is never anyone at home at this ( expletive deleted) house. What The ( deleted) is up that no one is eveer here anymore when i get home. ( deleted) ( all this time i was in our bedroom, right next to the room shse in) she stormed through her room, headed for shared bath.. and when she opened bath door still muttering and cussing under her breath,, guess who was standingthere..
Too funny!!!beckmrk04 said:![]()
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That is too funny. Kids are awesome.
See- I worry that when I become a mom, things like that won't even make me mad, I'll just laugh, and I KNOW I am going to have to discipline my kids for stuff- but seriously, how do you all not laugh!!!![]()
Tigger&Belle said:Sometimes I do laugh... Sometimes I'm able to hold it in, at least until I'm in a different room.

yeah, Becky, you gotta bite the bullet here and put on a happy face! Love mixing the metaphors!beckmrk04 said:![]()
Well, there went my "I haven't cried today" record.
Ugh. I called my friend "C" for support, and instead got "How would you feel if you were SIL. Eventually SIL isn't going to even want to talk to you about pregnancy if you cry every time."![]()
There it went. In all actuality, I have tried really hard to be upbeat for SIL and put my feelings aside for her. i guess my friend doesn't realize this or I didn't explain it or whatever- anyway- we both knew we were getting upset and so we agreed to talk later.
until he agreed... I would never do that! (joke) Just wish I could change his mind. 
I'm sure he can't wait to hear about the lemurs either!!MouseWorshipin said:I can't wait for DH to come home (Friday night!) There's a great article in the Smithsonian about lemurs I want to share with him! He'll be so pleased!
You could always threaten him with "Taking Charge of Your Fertility" 
Yeah, why don't you forward me a copy of that?!!!!!beckmrk04 said:I'm sure he can't wait to hear about the lemurs either!!You could always threaten him with "Taking Charge of Your Fertility"
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MouseWorshipin said:Yeah, why don't you forward me a copy of that?!!!!!
I actually did laugh out loud.![]()
