Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[MouseWorshipin]

I want to be invited, too! I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY too embarrassed to go into those places. So is DH.


I'm out, too!

 

[beckmrk04]

Well, I can talk to my mom about sex. No specifics, just sex in general. But- the party would have taken it too far. My lil sis was there though. We talk about everything.

And Stacerita and MW, absolutely. Naughty lady party at my house this summer. Sometime.

 

[ashjohnson80]

if you guys come to SC you can come to my naughty party

 

[Stacerita]

Naughty lady party......Im in!

 

[beckmrk04]

I want to be invited, too! I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY too embarrassed to go into those places. So is DH.

Funny story. When I was throwing my SIL her bachelorette party, one of the girls (her cousin) thought it'd be funny for everyone to get her a naughty gift. I was like, "Oooh, goody!" (Mind you I didn't know these girls- most of them were her sorority sisters). So, I go to my fav naughty store with my friend Kristen, and we pick out some risque things, right? But, on the whole, I kept it fairly tame- I know my SIL's limits, but I also know what she bought at my naughty party- and nothing I got was out of line...

SOO, The big night is here, and everyone gives her their "naughty" presents. OMG. One girl gave strawberries and whipped cream (neither of which would do my picky SIL any good- she hates both); one girl gave condom roses; and then she opened my present............................... ANd I thought those girls were going to pass out. Apparently I have a much more liberal view of the term "naughty."

 

[beckmrk04]

And with that- I need to go to bed too. I am so tired. Butchering, I mean PRUNING plants is hard work and I'm beat.

And i have a stupid headache, which I wouldn't have if I could remember to take my medicine. Blah.

 

[Stacerita]

Apparently I have a much more liberal view of the term "naughty."

Yikes! Im sure they would have died twice seeing my views of "naughty".

 

[beckmrk04]

Yikes! Im sure they would have died twice seeing my views of "naughty".

What's funny is- I kept it TAME!!! I thought I was doing really good at being "semi-naughty" and they acted like I was Heidi Fleiss or Larry Flynt!

They hadn't even seen what I am truly capable of...

Geez. did I just type that out loud?

 

[Stacerita]

What's funny is- I kept it TAME!!! I thought I was doing really good at being "semi-naughty" and they acted like I was Heidi Fleiss or Larry Flynt!

They hadn't even seen what I am truly capable of...

Geez. did I just type that out loud?

Not only did you type it out loud....now its here for everyone to see.

So what are you.....a porn chick?

 

[beckmrk04]

Not only did you type it out loud....now its here for everyone to see.

So what are you.....a porn chick?

Maybe I should start pleading the 5th. Or stop volunteering so much info.... then again, nah....

I have been known to watch a porn now and again. With dh. I have very strict criteria for them though. Dh- not so much.

But I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a porn chick. Just porn friendly on occasion.

ETA- I totally was flamed for the first time about this admission, because, and I don't even remember who it was/what thread, someone was talking about how awful/evil/degenerate all people are who watch porn. And you KNOW I had to throw my 85 cents in.

 

[Stacerita]

Nothing wrong with porn.

Just make sure you dont go blind.

 

[beckmrk04]

You can go BLIND?!

 

[Stacerita]

You can go BLIND?!

And I heard some guys can get hairy palms too. Thats what I heard.

 

[beckmrk04]

This is why the library banned the DIS. hehehe.

Ugh. I need to go to bed. For real this time. Night Stacerita. And anyone else reading my confessions.

 

[Stacerita]

Night!

 

[beckmrk04]

Good morning everyone!!

Or afternoon. I guess it's all a matter of location and when you woke up.

What's on the agenda for today/this weekend?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Today was Stupid Crap Day! The one that got postponed.

I went through my thing and the students sat there acting like they were fascinated, underlining and everything! I also said at one point, "and there is a picture there of a nurse using a blah, blah, blah, for those of you who are more Visual Learners." hahahahah

Now I'm off the hook for a while!

My head still hurts from bumping it two nights ago. Ug.

 

[beckmrk04]

I feel like today is my Stupid Crap Day. I am trying to think of something to do tonight. I finished reading all of my articles this morning- so I just have to look over my old research, formulate an outline for my paper, and write the darn thing. Shouldn't take too long. Thankfully.

But, I need to get the heck out of this house. I just don't know where to go... And I don't really want to spend any money since our WDW trip is coming so soon.

What a quandry.

 

[beckmrk04]

I wish I had loads of money. I would pay my friends a salary so that they wouldn't be working when I felt like hanging out. I would pay myself a salary too. Because right now, I'm missing that part of the whole "job" thing.

I wish I was one of those people that just always knew what they wanted to do. My friend Jen, for instance, has always known that she wanted to go into criminal justice. She is now a police officer (which to me is the ultimate in hilarity and irony). LOL. Love her to death.

But, I have never been able to settle on a career. Some days I think, maybe I'll be a writer- it's what I'm best at. But I don't even know where to start. Or if people want to read what I write. Or maybe I'll teach sexuality. I like to talk about sex. Or, maybe I could be a sahm if finances work out, but ultimately I think I would be really really bored, unless we had lots of kids. Or, maybe I'll open my own kitchen shop- I love to cook and I love kitchen gadgets and gourmet foods and dishes and cookware and cookbooks.

And the thing is- I could probably be happy doing any of those things. I just don't feel like I can pick ONE. But picking none isn't getting me very far.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I think you write very well. Maybe you could write a book about teen sexuality for teens!

You've got time to figure out what you wanna do. You're a talented girl who has to settle on just one of her talents -- consider yourself lucky.

Me, I've got two talents. Kids and nursing. Seriously considering blending these two worlds soon. But that's it. I don't do anything anyone else couldn't do if they wanted to.

I'm in just a very foul mood. Two days ago my best friend and neighbor moved, and is now a 4-5 minute drive away (which doesn't seem like a lot unless you're used to running next door). Today, I lost my DIS buddy.

Am I running EVERYONE off? Watch, now nobody will answer that, and the thread will die, which will prove that, Yes, I am.