I'm suing Disney!! Read this warning!!

[dpuck1998]

Can we talk about me getting reimbursed for my mickey ice cream bar? The ears fell right off and before I knew it the thing was gone. And last time I sat down to enjoy one at night, some guy put a rope in front of me and all these vehicles drove down the street and interuppted my desert.

 

[nezy]

I am shell shocked from those nightly colorful explosions in the sky! I need a little somethin to calm my nerves!

 

[LoriMistress]

What about Snow White where the huge boulder almost fell on me?! Or going take a tour guide through space and we get stuck into an war between the rebels and the empire?!

 

[eblack0409]

How funny!!!

 

[mickey0216]

This post confirms what 50% of us already knew... That 50% of the people who post on the DIS are nuts.

I'd like to add that Pluto attempted to kill me DW by biting off her head.

I am willing to settle out of court, the settlement will of course include a "relaxing" vacation in a warm southern state...

 

[jaycns]

I was so upset by the boulders which almost fell on my head while I was riding on a run away railroad car that I almost forgot to mention a few other things...

First and foremost being put in a glass cage at feeding time with tig(g)ers, bears, donkeys and pigs is beyond scary ... not to mention smelly (just don't mention that the smells were the aromas of food and nobody on the jury will be any wiser). Calling that a palace... the nerve!!

Lastly, when I approached a character interaction area at MGM I was under the impression that I would be meeting a cute little mouse or at the most, a cranky duck or space ranger, instead, I was accosted by TWO large monsters...one that was so big I only came up to his chest and another with one large hideous eye in the middle of his head! They didn't speak but they did glare at me and I just knew if I turned my back to them I would have been a goner!

Thanks again for all of the laughs.

 

[DutchsMommy]

I have been thinking of reporting that guy who was trying to blatantly cheat for the Balderdash cup.

He is a slippery one!!!!!!

Too funny....

 

[Kaycee]

First, my family and I went to Animal Kingdom. We boarded a safari bus and were promised a 2 week safari. Ten, conveniently, "poachers" ( ) showed up and they cut our trip short.

Shyeah.... right.

If that wasn't bad enough, we ran into Aerosmith at the recording studio. They supposedly called a car for us to meet them at the show. When the car arrived, Steve and the gang were no-shows.

I will be contacting a lawyer and suing for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.35

I am a victim!!

I am a paralegal working in litigation defense. Some of the lawsuits filed against our clients sound a lot like this.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[airplane]

My bathing suit is suing for the torture it sustained on Summit Plummit.

 

[bigmerle1966]

I need to add my name to the class action lawsuit as well. While at MGM my family and I were car-jacked by a gangster and shot at. Although does that count if he later got killed at a pyramid by an angry spirit? Then we went on a ride where they took us on a live movie set and we nearly got run over by a semi that was on fire and nearly drowned as well.

And while at Epcot some idiot hit a golf ball right at the hang-glider I was sitting in.

 

[disneyaggie]

Well, as a serious animal lover, I am furious that Disney did not once feed or give water to those horses. You know the ones. They are forced to go around and around and around all day long in a complete circle with some perky little tune playing in the background. They never get a different path; they just keep going around and around and around. And again, without being fed or given water, mind you! Those savages at Disney! And those horses don't even feel healthy. They are stiff as boards! Just like they were made of plastic or fiberglass. Those poor babies.

I may just report Disney to Animal Control!

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

I'm thinking that this class action suit should go national. Would you believe that in California I was riding in a jeep, and just because someone lôôked in the eyes of some chick named Mara, we had to escape from a burning bridge while skeletons and snakes tried to attack us and some type of native people were throwing their spears. We had a very inexperienced driver, who recklessly took us through tunnels filled with bugs and almost got us smooshed by driving under a huge stone ball. I'm still shaking so much, I am surprised I could type this all down.

 

[lilallybean]

Oh my gosh! Ya won't believe this but the EXACT same thing happened to us too!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

OMG...can I join in the class action suit?

We were attacked by giant flying fruit bats at AK, accosted by a talking trash can at MK and scared half to death by the faulty elevator at MGM.

I also want to sue them for making people so goshdarned HAPPY! Being that happy should be against the law or something!

TOV

 

[reeeoga]

What about the child labor violations in that "Small World" ride. They have to stay and sing all day long without a break.

And what about my wife's "Complex" after going on that "Small World" ride. Now everytime I sing the song she goes after me with a large knife!

 

[Haley'smom]

 

[Cinderella94]

Thanks for the laughs you guys!

 

[Tinkerbellmom33]

 

[Daisimae]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned that old Toad? Did they finally give him a breathalyzer test? Is that why he was quietly removed? What about the all the trauma he put millions of people thru for YEARS!

 

[LoriMistress]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned that old Toad? Did they finally give him a breathalyzer test? Is that why he was quietly removed? What about the all the trauma he put millions of people thru for YEARS!

Yes, plus going to hell...that's the last time I let a Toad be our tour guide.