I'm SOOOO embarrassed!Ladies only, please!

[AmazingGrace]

My hubby and i take Grace to Walmart for lunch. After lunch, Grace and I go into the ladies room to take care of business, so to speak. I keep her in the stall with me. There are other folks in all the other stalls. Grace suddenly decides that right then was the perfect time to ask an embarrassing question. "Mommy, why do you have fur on your privates?" I mean, come on. She sees me naked, peeing and bathing on a semi regular basis. Why, oh, why, couldn't she ask me this question in our own bathroom?? So, She asks the question, then without waiting for an answer, she proceeds to tell me how pretty it is. Meanwhile, I'm sitting there trying to think of a way to flush my self down the toilet. People are SNICKERING!!. So, finally I gather my courage and leave the stall. Oh, my blessed, this child is trying to kill me. I know it!!!!

 

[luv2nascar]

Gotta love them
they say the darndest things

 

[binny]

OMGOODNESS!

They DO have great Timing dont they?

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

My oldest DD, Ashlynn (5) asked me a couple of weeks ago when she was going to grow a beard down there. At home, but in front of one of my MILs.

 

[Saffron]

You're kidding me, right?

You're embarrassed because a few women in a restroom heard your DD, yet you posted this for the entire 65,000 people on the DIS to read?

 

[aunt lissa]

LOL!!! I know what you went through! My DD did the same thing to me a long time ago! I thought I would die!

 

[chichihoney]

ROFLOL

 

[Kimberle]

Don't worry, you're not the only Mom to be asked "that" question in "that" place.....

 

[*Fantasia*]

Too funny!

 

[msdznyduck]

That's okay, when my oldest DS was just about 6 or so, he brought home from school a picture of our family........just he and I since I was a single mom at the time. My picture had black scribble "there", and I asked him why I was scribbled on, and the reply was "hair".
I didn't even know he had ever seen me., since .I was always very careful about being fully dressed when he was in the room.......Yikes.!!

 

[ZachnElli]

Well, it's actually better than when they make comments about the people in the other stalls! "Mommy, she sure is stinky in there" pointing finger under the stall!

 

[DISshopkeeper]

That would have made my day to hear that from the next stall!! LOL!!!

Imagine the people repeating that at the dinner table!!

 

[chager]

ROFL About 3 years ago I worked at a childcare with 4year olds. One day as we were brushing teeth getting ready for naptime one of our children announced "My daddy doesn't wear underwear when he sleeps!" If parents only knew what their kids share at daycare!

 

[MAGICinMYHEART]

Too funny....I would have just sat there until everyone had left....or

 

[LUVDSNY04]

Thanks for the chuckle tonight!

Kids are great!

 

[Pam]

So how many of the 480 lookers so far on this thread have been men? Now - that would make me embarrassed!!

 

[luvmydogs]

Oh you made me laugh out loud! Precious little girl...I promise you, it will NOT be the last time she embarasses you!

 

[Desnik]

OMG that is too funny. Thanks for making me LOL!!!
My DD thankfully asked that question at home. Although she did do the "boy is that lady stnky in there"once and I just about died!! Gotta love them

 

[browneyes]

It's my firm belief the reason why we teach our kids to speak is just so we can be embarrassed down the line about something they say after they've perfected speaking.

 

[Melora]

Well..... One day when I was out shopping with my then 4 year old.. (boy talk about embarassing and here I am repeating it!) anyway, we were walking down an aisle and I (very discreetly mind you!!!) had a little... well... ah... a little *gas*

Well my darling little child piped up "Mommy you farted!" "Yes, but thats OK, everybody does it" I said trying to keep her quiet... That didn't help at all because she kept saying it over and over... "But MOMMY.. you FARTED!!!"

I am sure numerous people heard her and I was just mortified.

Thank you child and I hope I can find something equally embarrassing to do you one day!