I can explain why this occurs.
And it has nothing to do with being ditzy or dizzy
Dontcha know that shez frum the South....duuuuhhhhhhh!
When the Yankee's came and kicked the South's butts, on our way out of town we took all thier calendars in order to mess with thier heads.
It obviously worked!!
I'll say my prayers now and hope for the best.....