I'm going to Disney World!

[wallyb]

Ok, the jokes on me. I got it. Everyone played along so well!

Pardon me while I go dye what little hair I have, blonde.

Excuse me Mr. Clean - What was that about blondes !?!

 

[rpmdfw]

Excuse me Mr. Clean - What was that about blondes !?!

Yes. Please refer any questions about dying hair blond to our resident expert on it: wallyb!

 

[wallyb]

Yes. Please refer any questions about dying hair blond to our resident expert on it: wallyb!

I've never dyed my hair.
NEVER.

Now the ocasional highlights


Why is this relentless fodder for you dude?

 

[rpmdfw]

I've never dyed my hair.
NEVER.

Now the ocasional highlights


Why is this relentless fodder for you dude?

I have made exactly TWO references to your dye job. One yesterday and one today. There have been numerous other references to your peroxide addiction, but they were made by others.

That does not make it "relentless fodder" for me. It means they set up the jokes before, so I could zing you with them now.

As to "why" . . . . because I CAN.

And trust me, if I thought going blond would reverse the balding, I'd be right there with you, dumping peroxide all over it . . .

 

[wallyb]

I have made exactly TWO references to your dye job. One yesterday and one today. There have been numerous other references to your peroxide addiction, but they were made by others.

That does not make it "relentless fodder" for me. It means they set up the jokes before, so I could zing you with them now.

As to "why" . . . . because I CAN.

And trust me, if I thought going blond would reverse the balding, I'd be right there with you, dumping peroxide all over it . . .

No I think it was more times.
I think you're fascinate with me.
And why not - I'm fascinating.

Do you need a big golden boy hug?

 

[zeitzeuge]

Well, I have no hair so.....um, not even sure which part of me I would have to dye blonde.

Don't go there.

 

[rpmdfw]

No I think it was more times.
I think you're fascinate with me.
And why not - I'm fascinating.

Do you need a big golden boy hug?

You are indeed fascinating. Like a train wreck, that one can't pull their eyes away, no matter how horrifying it is.

 

[wallyb]

Don't go there.

What a pooper.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Ah, blondness. Just one more reason to hang on to my fabulous hairdresser! Not that I color my hair... At least not that often.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

So, Rob? Did you know that if your signature pic of the scrumptious Mr. Tolliver is viewed by a 3 year old who is standing several feet away that it looks like an elephant instead of a dog? The leg of the chair apparently resembles an elephant's trunk. In case you were wondering. Or in case anyone asks you about your elephant.

 

[wallyb]

You are indeed fascinating. Like a train wreck, that one can't pull their eyes away, no matter how horrifying it is.

U love me Robby - admit it!

 

[rpmdfw]

What a pooper.

He told you not to GO there!

 

[zeitzeuge]

Ah, blondness. Just one more reason to hang on to my fabulous hairdresser! Not that I color my hair... At least not that often.

Me neither. Although back in the day when I had shoulder length hair, I had it every color known to man. Hey, it was the 80's and Flock of Seaguls was a popular group.

I have enough grey in my chesthair that I SHOULD think about dying it.

 

[wallyb]

He told you not to GO there!

Do I EVER Do what I'm told?

 

[rpmdfw]

U love me Robby - admit it!

I already admitted it! I said yesterday that I love you more than my luggage!

Do I EVER Do what I'm told?

when handcuffs are involved, I'm told that you do.

 

[rpmdfw]

So, Rob? Did you know that if your signature pic of the scrumptious Mr. Tolliver is viewed by a 3 year old who is standing several feet away that it looks like an elephant instead of a dog? The leg of the chair apparently resembles an elephant's trunk. In case you were wondering. Or in case anyone asks you about your elephant.

Wow. That's almost as funny as the next door neighbor who keeps asking if he's a greyhound.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Me neither. Although back in the day when I had shoulder length hair, I had it every color known to man. Hey, it was the 80's and Flock of Seaguls was a popular group.

I have enough grey in my chesthair that I SHOULD think about dying it.

Now there is a procedure I don't think I want to observe in the salon! And I can't say I have ever seen an ad in D Magazine for anywhere that specializes in coloring chest hair. But if I run across an ad like that I will be sure to let you know!

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Wow. That's almost as funny as the next door neighbor who keeps asking if he's a greyhound.

Yes! He IS a greyhound! But someone stole his LEGS!

 

[wallyb]

when handcuffs are involved, I'm told that you do.

.
Well - then - ya!
Thems da rules of that game.

Yes daddy.

 

[wallyb]

Now there is a procedure I don't think I want to observe in the salon! And I can't say I have ever seen an ad in D Magazine for anywhere that specializes in coloring chest hair. But if I run across an ad like that I will be sure to let you know!

We can make a dimple smile
Out of a frown

Can you even dye my eyes
To match my gown?

Uh-huh!

Jolly Old town!