I'm going barefoot...without a shirt...drinking my beer...smoking my cigar!

[kokomom]

We will be flying in...we don't have seats together on the plane so my kids will be seated next to you...while hubby and I enjoy the peace and quiet...drinking some beer and smoking in the restroom (that is allowed isn't it?). When we arrive at MCO we will ride the Mear's bus to every hotel (that is the best way to get there isn't it...and we don't have to tip anyone...or is it up to 50 cents now?)

After demanding a room upgrade to Lagoon View concierge at the Poly...we paid for a room didn't we and deserve this for no extra charge.

Day 1 will be as follows:

Now that Big Thunder is offically on the rehab list there won't be that much to do (since this is our main purpose of going to Disney World to ride this 1 ride). While my children ride the Disney Transportation system by themselves over to the water parks for the day (we all know from the past post that the CM's and other parents will watch them)...my husband and I will wander around the MK. I will go barefoot (my feet hurt and I want to sue Disney World since they are ruining my vacation by shutting down 1 ride). My husband will be the skinny (sorry ladies he is not fat and hairy...or part gay) man without a shirt smoking a cigar. I will be carrying my beer around...we will cut in line (while taking potty breaks). We will all meet back up at the Poly for a dip in the pool (we will have the chairs since we put our towels down at 6AM). We will go into the concierge building and eat all the food...go down to the beach and watch the fireworks...we will leave our trash so the CM's can keep their jobs. Hey, since Disney is ruining our vacation by closing Big Thunder...and maybe Tower of Terror why can't I act like this...it is a free country!

It is amazing what you read on these boards! Got this idea from some of the past week's posts...sorry if I offend you...we need humor somewhere! Big Thunder will be closed during our visit...but we are going to be together as a family...not just to ride that 1 ride. Even if Tower of Terror is closed also...there are plenty of other things to do!

 

[obnurse2003]

Oh yeah???? Well, now that Big Thunder is going to be closed for my visit, I say: "To he** with the beer! Give me the HARD stuff!!!"

Humor......yes, we could all use it nowadays!

(no offense taken)

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by kokomom
We will be flying in...we don't have seats together on the plane so my kids will be seated next to you...while hubby and I enjoy the peace and quiet...drinking some beer and smoking in the restroom (that is allowed isn't it?). When we arrive at MCO we will ride the Mear's bus to every hotel (that is the best way to get there isn't it...and we don't have to tip anyone...or is it up to 50 cents now?)

After demanding a room upgrade to Lagoon View concierge at the Poly...we paid for a room didn't we and deserve this for no extra charge.

Day 1 will be as follows:

Now that Big Thunder is offically on the rehab list there won't be that much to do (since this is our main purpose of going to Disney World to ride this 1 ride). While my children ride the Disney Transportation system by themselves over to the water parks for the day (we all know from the past post that the CM's and other parents will watch them)...my husband and I will wander around the MK. I will go barefoot (my feet hurt and I want to sue Disney World since they are ruining my vacation by shutting down 1 ride). My husband will be the skinny (sorry ladies he is not fat and hairy...or part gay) man without a shirt smoking a cigar. I will be carrying my beer around...we will cut in line (while taking potty breaks). We will all meet back up at the Poly for a dip in the pool (we will have the chairs since we put our towels down at 6AM). We will go into the concierge building and eat all the food...go down to the beach and watch the fireworks...we will leave our trash so the CM's can keep their jobs. Hey, since Disney is ruining our vacation by closing Big Thunder...and maybe Tower of Terror why can't I act like this...it is a free country!

It is amazing what you read on these boards! Got this idea from some of the past week's posts...sorry if I offend you...we need humor somewhere! Big Thunder will be closed during our visit...but we are going to be together as a family...not just to ride that 1 ride. Even if Tower of Terror is closed also...there are plenty of other things to do!

Offended? Heck NO. I think it is a hoot. Carry on!!!! I love the part about part gay.

 

[kokomom]

Thanks Gail...with all the strange comments people make and in these times I think we all need a little humor. It is just amazing some of the things people do---or think about doing. I guess it just shows how different we all are!

Obnurse--I'll meet you for the hard liquor...then we could do the Tea Cups and get sick...if you have kids they could join mine at the Water Park...or just be line cutting in the MK.

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by kokomom
Thanks Gail...with all the strange comments people make and in these times I think we all need a little humor. It is just amazing some of the things people do---or think about doing. I guess it just shows how different we all are!

Obnurse--I'll meet you for the hard liquor...then we could do the Tea Cups and get sick...if you have kids they could join mine at the Water Park...or just be line cutting in the MK.

Hey, I want to come too!!!! I want to drink hard liquor on Main ST at the MK!!!!

As to strange comments, I have been here for what seems like forever and have seen a lot, but, have never ever been able to string it together into a humerous post. Thanks for the chuckle, you made my day a bit brighter.

 

[Daxx]

Don't forget to blurt out all the "secrets" of each ride ... and make sure you do so in a loud voice!!!

While you're at it, complain about the prices real loud, too!

BTW - if I bring the vodka, can I join in on the fun, too?!!

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by Daxx
Don't forget to blurt out all the "secrets" of each ride ... and make sure you do so in a loud voice!!!

While you're at it, complain about the prices real loud, too!

BTW - if I bring the vodka, can I join in on the fun, too?!!

Only if you promise to eat your lunch, you know the one from the cooler with wheels, on the grass behind the fence with that vodka. THEN we do the tea cups.

 

[cdrn1]

LOL

 

[kokomom]

Maybe if we all drink enough we can be in the parade...don't you have to be noticed to get in one. We can also take the pictures in the dark of the Haunted Mansion and Pirates. Maybe we should be like the Griswalds in Vacation and demand they open Big Thunder and whatever else is closed for rehab...we are paying for these rides and need to get our money worth.

Actually...aside from the bizzare humor...I am thankful we are able to go...with so many people out of jobs, etc. It just amazes me at times what people do/think/consider doing!

 

[scanne]

Oh, and don't forget to wear a thong when you go to California Grill for dinner.

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by kokomom
Maybe if we all drink enough we can be in the parade...don't you have to be noticed to get in one. We can also take the pictures in the dark of the Haunted Mansion and Pirates. Maybe we should be like the Griswalds in Vacation and demand they open Big Thunder and whatever else is closed for rehab...we are paying for these rides and need to get our money worth.

Actually...aside from the bizzare humor...I am thankful we are able to go...with so many people out of jobs, etc. It just amazes me at times what people do/think/consider doing!

If they won't let us in their parade, we will create our own.

I also plan, after I drink enough vodka, to tell everyone the 3:00 parade has been postponed until 5:00. That should upset a bunch of people who, naturally, planned their trip 950 days in advance, waited with baited breath for any and all airfare specials to come out, and had come specifically to see the parade.
Little Mary will be unhappy cause she has to wear those platform sandals and teased hair(so she could get on those rides) for two more hours. You know, that could be fun!!!!

 

[Santa]

Are those cigars from the man standing on the corner with a sign saying "Hand rolled smokes"?

Maybe after the Tea Cups we could all take turns driving the train with a nice family singalong of Ozzy Osbornes song Crazy Train

 

[jazznms]

dam kokomom this is the" trip of a life time "jame had sugested for us and it will only coast us 6500$ plus gifts and a tip how nice u will experince this befor we do

 

[ktulu]

arrrr!

this be my kind of letter!

me and me mateys will be drunk, chasin da women (or vice versa), you'll know us if you see us, watch out for the one with da pig.

If ya see me mateys in da jail, throw dem a bone will ya?

oh, i lost me boots fightin da giant squid, so i be barefoot until I steals me a new pair.

I also be bringin some grog, arrrrr

darrrrrrrrren

click here for the pirate reference arrrrr

 

[Baloo]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!

If I'm lucky some of you will be causing "merriment" all over the parks while I'm there in Oct...make sure you have a lime green ribbon on so I can beam with pride and say.... while bumming a smoke, a drink and cut in line..."Those are DISers...they make me PROUD to be a Moderator!!!"

Y'all crack me up!!!

 

[RESINDUDE]

I want to get liqoured up and stand in line at Ariels grotto and wait for a picture with her. And then I want to start making out with her while the little kiddies scream in horror.

 

[motaei]

Originally posted by RESINDUDE
I want to get liqoured up and stand in line at Ariels grotto and wait for a picture with her. And then I want to start making out with her while the little kiddies scream in horror.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. After a long day, I needed this thread!!

 

[MScott1851]

Well, you better keep your younguns close to you, and don't let them come into the hot tub at the Poly and spoil my good time. Me and my husband will be in there downing pina coladas, smoking cigarettes, and groping each other because this is our anniversary, darn it. And if I want to wear a thong string bikini, I will, because I don't care what anyone else thinks...my man likes my big ole belly! Besides, we paid for this room, and kids don't need to be in a hot tub anyway!

Hahaha...

 

[Tsunami8]

Hey since it sounds like there'll be enough of us half-naked drunks running amuck thru MK, maybe we should make up a tour group and have someone video tape us and hold places in line for all hundred or so of us.

Resindude, awesome idea. Hey, doesn't Ariel have sisters? LOL hahaha

Remember humor is one of God's greatest gifts to mankind. So laugh it up while you still can. And thanks to those who aren't taking this thread too seriously.

 

[kokomom]

MScott--

Happy Anniversary! We are celebrating our 10th with our kids while we are down there!

This sounds like a great time---need to go buy a new bikini today off the sales racks...a size or two too small should work. I don't need to worry about the shoes!