I'd settle for a modest superpower.
Hands out points faster than a speeding bullet.,
More powerful at erasing posts than a locomotive.
Able to ban hammer dissers with a single click.
Who can change the course of mighty threads.
Close discussions with his bare fingers.
And who disguised as CW4D, everyone's favorite mild mannered, perfect in every way, and above all incredibly modest disser, fights a never ending battle against Trolls, argumentative types, and Spammers of all types. It's Webmaster Super Onion!!!!