If MONKEYS were not an issue, how many would you have?

[Mad4Mickey]

I always said I would have at least 3 but now that I am getting older I am not into the whole diaper thing as much . So I think 1 would be good : )

I would want a cute one though like one of those Kapuchin monkeys those are really nice : )

 

[FullStride]

Well?

I'd have a bunch of them. But having to buy all those dog gone banana's would drive me crazy!!!!!

 

[Stacerita]

I would want a cute one though like one of those Kapuchin monkeys those are really nice : )

Yep, those are nice. If I had a Kapuchin, Id name him Marcel.

 

[mickeyfan2]

Can they be enslaved to do housework? If so, then give me a breeding pair to always have help.

 

[BibbidiBobbidiBOO]

All comes back to money! So I guess a monkey=ONE!

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey

 

[sleepyone]

Can they be enslaved to do housework? If so, then give me a breeding pair to always have help.

Me too, then I wouldn't even have to get up to press the Roomba button...or the dishwasher button.....

Can they be taught to cook??

 

[THE HAT]

Me too, then I wouldn't even have to get up to press the Roomba button...or the dishwasher button.....

Can they be taught to cook??

well they might be able to learn to cook but, would you want them to? they might not wear jewlery but, they do throw their poop around, and i am not sure if they wash their hands afterwards? (this goes back to the removing rings when you cook thread)

 

[FreshTressa]

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Seriously, it depends. Are they Pooh sized, shamu sized, alcoholic, smokers, transgendered...what kind of monkeys are we talking about here? I like to think I'd create all monkeys equal, so I'll have to say.....10. Yep, I'd like 10. And I think I can support them financially as well.

I've heard monkeys are polygamists...so NO WAY NO HOW, lol

 

[Shutterbug]

I spend the day working with monkeys why would I want any at home?!

 

[disneynutt1225]

I've heard monkeys are polygamists...so NO WAY NO HOW, lol

Say it ain't so!!!

 

[Pam]

Let me call reservations at WDW and I'll get back to you.

I am concerned about how many monkeys you are permitted to have in your hotel room...... and do I have to buy a refillable mug for each monkey?

And what if my monkeys decide to become cheerleaders and want to compete at WDW and stay at Pop Century and annoy all the other people on vacation?

 

[damo]

Would you have to have a license to be in the monkey business?

 

[Evil Genius]

This thread reminded me of our last trip to DW. We were landing at MCO and the little girl behind us looks down and says: "Look at all the trees!! It's like a jungle down there!! This place must be crawlin' with monkeys!!!" That was our line for the whole trip.

By the way I would have a dozen monkeys if I could.

 

[megan4777]

I'd probably feel full after two, unless they were the really tiny ones.

That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while!! Thank-you!!

 

[tiggersmom2]

Seriously, I have had two monkeys in my lifetime.....a Japanese Snow Macaque and a Diana Guinon. They were awesome...old world monkeys and so very smart.

 

[ktpool]

Have to have at least 2 - how else will they make hot monkey love

 

[MsLeFever]

I don't know....I've heard that they throw poop around in a festive manner.....

 

[Shutterbug]

I don't know....I've heard that they throw poop around in a festive manner.....

And eat it too. I saw it happen at Animal Kingdom!

 

[MsLeFever]

Ewwwww!!!!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

after talking to my 17 year old son he thinks we need at least 6 for reasons he could not explain LOL