If MONKEYS were not an issue, how many would you have?

[SunFloridaDisney]

Have to have at least 2 - how else will they make hot monkey love

That's what I was going to say!

Seriously, though, do they sing and dance?

 

[Forevryoung]

Have to have at least 2 - how else will they make hot monkey love

I guess As long as you aren't co-sleeping. But you really dont want to have to get up and get them water in the middle of the night when they are finished

 

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

well, I already have one of the flying variety...DD is in "The Wiz"....

but I would have to say a barrel or maybe 2...twice the fun!!

GO SU!!!!

 

[DukeStreetKing]

I would have an infinite number of monkeys and give them all typewriters to see what they would actually come up with.

 

[Stacerita]

Seriously, though, do they sing and dance?

Only if you put a fringed vest and fez on them and accompany them with an accordion.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

I don't know....I've heard that they throw poop around in a festive manner.....

Exactly what constitutes a festive manner in poop flinging? Do they wear party hats and sequined gowns and tuxes? Are there sparklers and other party favors involved or are these festive monkeys the Emily Post kind and always are sure to have their pinky daintly raised as they fling?

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

EVERYBODY sing!!!

Oh I love a species....
Who throws their own feces........

 

[disneynutt1225]

EVERYBODY sing!!!

Oh I love a species....
Who throws their own feces........

Sorry, you're on your own with that one!!

 

[Aidensmom]

This thread has started to scare me.

 

[FreshTressa]

I need to figure out how to crate train my monkey.

 

[Laura]

 

[disneynutt1225]

I need to figure out how to crate train my monkey.

Just make sure you get a monkey-sitter if you can't be there often enough to walk it several times a day. Otherwise, it WILL poop in the crate. Since we've already established monkeys like to throw and eat their poop...you can see where I'm going with this, can't you?

 

[Joann]

I would have 1 I have 8 parrots and I am bugging for a monkey LOL not sure if I can get one in ontario canada I can get a lemur tho if I want there is a lady who has one for me if I want it!

 

[SunFloridaDisney]

They do look nice if you dress them right.

 

[Stacerita]

They do look nice if you dress them right.

Why would a monkey need a newsboy cap? Do they sometimes get jobs as newsboys? Or are they just trying to be trendy?

 

[FreshTressa]

Just make sure you get a monkey-sitter if you can't be there often enough to walk it several times a day. Otherwise, it WILL poop in the crate. Since we've already established monkeys like to throw and eat their poop...you can see where I'm going with this, can't you?

 

[FreshTressa]

Anyone know the going rate for monkey-walkers?

 

[ladycollector]

Um, 2

 

[Aidensmom]

They do look nice if you dress them right.

 

[ashjohnson80]

I have mine trained to use the toilet.