If MONKEYS were not an issue, how many would you have?

[Shutterbug]

I personally use monkeys to protect my car.

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/

 

[FreshTressa]

Hmm, I wonder if my monkies will like crocs.

I won't dress them in gouchos though...no way no how.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Just think of all the songs you can dedicate to your monkeys -



I Fell Into a Burnin' Ring of Monkeys
Up Against the Wall Redneck Monkey
Stand By Your Monkey
Cold Cold Monkey
Foggy Monkey Breakdown
Boots of Monkey Leather
Heart Apes By the Number
Monk the Knife
Mr. Bo Jungles
Will the Monkey be Unbroken
Gibbon it up For Your Love
Down in the Baboon Docks
A Town without Monkeys
Your Cheatin Monkey
He Ain't Heavy He's My Monkey
I've Got a Monkey on My Mind
Musta Notta Gotta Lotta Monkey Last Night
Honky Tonk Monkeys
Your Cheeta Heart
Monkey Sonata
Rainy Days and Monkeys Always Get Me Down
I Heard It Through The Ape Vine
Blue Baboon
Born in the U.S.Apes
Sympathy for the Monkey
My Monkey Thinks She's French
Monkey Tonk Massquerade
It's only Monkey to me
LONDON HOMESICK MONKEY'S
Blue Monkey
Son of a Son of a Monkey
A Monkey Looks at Forty
Only Monkeys Bleed
Love Struck Monkey
Couldn't Stand The Monkey
I Still Haven't Found The Monkey That I'm Looking For
Where The Monkeys Have No Name
It Wasn't God that Made Honkey Tonk Monkeys
One Monkey Under a Groove
you want ah monkey, i give you a donkey
LONDON HOMESICK MONKEY
Tie Your Monkey Down
Me and Billy the Chimp
The Mandrill in Black
More Than a Monkey
MONKEY DO
Everybody Got Monkey Last Night
Monkey Drugs
My Monkey Thinks She's French (by Barbara Mandrill)
Monkey Changes Everything
Stand by your Mandrill
The Big Rock Candy Monkey
Just Another Manic Monkey
You Rang My Tang
HOW DO YOU SPELL LOVE?
FOR THE LOVE OF MONKEY
Ghost Monkeys in the Sky
Monkey Honey
Lipstick on your Monkey
Brown Eyed Handsome Monkey
30 Monkeys over Tokyo
Monkey Don't
What a Friend we have in Rhesus
Rock of Apes
Monkeys Lifted Me
Rhesus Loves Me this I Know
Deck the Halls With Balls of Monkeys
It's My Monkey and I'll Cry if I Want To
Stormy Monkey
Scarlet Gibbons
Monkey can't buy me love
THE BALAD OF J MONQUE'D
I Found Mandrill On Blueberry Hill
Lord of the Monkey
Down on the Monkey
Monkey for Nothing
Apes Misbehavin'
Macaque of the Town
God Bless the Chimp
The Monkey Side of the Street
King Kong the Witch Is Dead
Hoppy Monkey Plymouth little chimpy-loo-loo waterdog
Hey, Hey We're the Yardapes
COOL ROCKIN CHIMPANZEE
Dead Mans Monkey
INA GODA DA MONKEY
TIE A YELLOW GIBBON 'ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE
Somewhere Over The Monkey
Your Chimp Sticks to Me Like a Kiss on the Mouth
Chimp Chimp Cher-ee
TIE A YELLOW GIBBON TO THE OLD OAK TREE
PLAY THAT MONKEY MUSIC,WHITE BOY
DRIVIN TO THE PRIMATE HOUSE
16 TONS OF BANANAS
GORILLA FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY
YOU'RE A BIG GORILLA NOW
I THINK I'M A CHIMP NOW
DIG ALL APES
I Fought The Monkey (And The Monkey Won)
Monkey Wonderland
Gorilla In Paradise
I'm So Bored With The Monkey
After The Monkey Has Gone
Clash City Monkeys
I'll Never Turn My Monkey Loose On You
Mississippi Monkey Man
Take Me To The Gorilla
Who's That Monkey?
It Was An Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Chimpanzee
God Rest Ye Merry Chimpanzees
Monkey On The Range
Piss On The Monkey
I Want To Monkey With You
Dancing With My Monkey
All Along The Monkey Cage
MONKEY'S IN WHITE SATIN
L. A. MONKEY
Big Gorillas Don't Cry
Kokomonk
Roll With It Monkey
Cheetaburger in Paradise
Get Up Offa That Monkey (A
Don't Mess With My Monkey
Won't You Wear My Orang Around Your Neck
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Monkey
Stand by your Monkey
APE ON THE SILVER MOUNTAIN
Shock The....ah, never mind!
Monkey for Nothing (I Want my Chimpanzee)
red, red monkeys
Monkey Don't
DIXIE MONKEY
Songs In The Monkey Of Life
Gimme monkey
M-O-N-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Club Song
It takes a big monkey to cry...so why do I feel so low?
Monkey in the sky with diamonds....
THEIR PRIMATE MAJESTIES REQUEST
Don't Mess With My Monkey
I'm not your monkey...
Don't Mess With Grape Ape!!
MONKEY THIS
DAME TU MONKEY
Let Your Monkey Come With Me!
Born to Monkey
I've been down so long it simian up to me!
SHE'S SO VINE
MONKEY TONK BLUES
MONKEY MAY I ?
How Do You Spell Love? (M-O-N-K-E-Y)
You Comb Her Monkey
Onward Christian Monkey
I hate your Rhesus to pieces.

 

[FreshTressa]

hehe, monkey for nothing..

Those are funny!

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Anyone know the going rate for monkey-walkers?

Edited: The pic wasn't stored in the right location. No big deal.

 

[Poohnatic]

None, because I don't want any monkeys jumping on the bed.

Suzanne

 

[SunFloridaDisney]

None, because I don't want any monkeys jumping on the bed.

Suzanne

They'd surely fall off and bump their heads!

 

[FreshTressa]

and mama called the doctor...

and the doctor was transgendered.

 

[makinorlando]

I'll go with a barrel....

This thread is a hoot! Love the list of monkey songs!!!

 

[makinorlando]

This thread reminded me of our last trip to DW. We were landing at MCO and the little girl behind us looks down and says: "Look at all the trees!! It's like a jungle down there!! This place must be crawlin' with monkeys!!!" That was our line for the whole trip.

By the way I would have a dozen monkeys if I could.

What a riot..... kids say the funniest things!!!

 

[Steffi]

and mama called the doctor...

and the doctor was transgendered.

ETA: I think I'd like to have a breeding pair of monkeys, and their 16 modestly-clothed offspring monkeys.

 

[lucyanna girl]

Are these Chunkey Monkeys?

 

[Poohnatic]

Let's hope they aren't Sea Monkeys!

 

[TheRatPack]

I'd be okay with 2....well maybe 4 but I don't want the flying ones from oz. Oh and none that burp, and since you are all clothing yours do I have to make more tie dye shirts for them as well?

Are there any items on the disney dining plan that satisfy a monkey? Oh this is all too confusing, I'm going back to only 2. It's hard enough to sterilize and clean the hotel rooms without poo being flung everywhere....I can only imagine the tip I'd have to leave mousekeeping for that task.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

10 barrels. I always have to have more than others. But I do expect them to raise each other. And I do expect the government to help with expenses and I would like a government sponsored daycare!!! Or should I say monkeycare!

 

[ktpool]

I personally use monkeys to protect my car.

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/

I LOVE the trunkmonkeys...completely forgot about them!

Yes, now I need 3!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Let's hope they aren't Sea Monkeys!

Those are awesome to keep at your vacation home at the shore though, because everyone knows land monkeys don't want to go near the water.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

10 barrels. I always have to have more than others. But I do expect them to raise each other. And I do expect the government to help with expenses and I would like a government sponsored daycare!!! Or should I say monkeycare!

I'll write my congressman right now and get a new program - WIP - Women, Infants, Primates - started right away!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'll write my congressman right now and get a new program - WIP - Women, Infants, Primates - started right away!

We should all write! Wouldn't they be surprised if they got a bunch of letters! I bet that there would be a big program to test the water all over the country!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

We should all write! Wouldn't they be surprised if they got a bunch of letters! I bet that there would be a big program to test the water all over the country!

A Monkey Movement!