I'd like to offer a drink...

[The Mayor]

It's Friday night, I'm ready for a drink. Too bad I have to work tomorrow. 1 more day and I get a day off.

Well there's a news flash for ya

 

[The Mayor]

WOW, you're old!!!

Ok Missijustturned40....

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Ok Missijustturned40....

Zip it, Mr. Iweirshwartz.

 

[The Mayor]

Zip it, Mr. Iweirshwartz.

You make me sound like a Jewish man from Scotland

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You make me sound like a Jewish man from Scotland

Throw on a kilt and strap on your bagpipes.

 

[The Mayor]

Throw on a kilt and strap on your bagpipes.

Have you been peeking again

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Who needs a drink??

 

[The Mayor]

Who needs a drink??

He's a beagle and this is not even funny young lady... ...what a friggin night and day this was...except if you like that fresh skunk smell

 

[SwedishMeatball]

He's a beagle and this is not even funny young lady... ...what a friggin night and day this was...except if you like that fresh skunk smell

Poor Max.

Do you need some candles??

 

[TLSnell1981]

He's a beagle and this is not even funny young lady... ...what a friggin night and day this was...except if you like that fresh skunk smell

Hey, that little concoction works. It removes the odor of eau de skunkie.

OMG...I Google the french word for skunk.(for my "eau de cologne") Nevermind. This is what I got.

French Fried Skunk

This a a real recipe. I'm from the South and...ugh....this is GROSS!!

 

[The Mayor]

Hey, that little concoction works. It removes the odor of eau du skunkie.

OMG...I Google the french word for skunk. This is what I got.

This a a real recipe. I'm from the South and...ugh....this is GROSS!!

Yes it does...I've had to use it twice now

 

[The Mayor]

Poor Max.

Do you need some candles??:lmao:

Your evil ...but I hope everyone has stock in Yankee Candle because we're burning them up here

 

[piney]

Yikes, we had a FOOT of snow yesterday I hate snow, I want springtime

 

[The Mayor]

Yikes, we had a FOOT of snow yesterday I hate snow, I want springtime

The ground was pretty much bare here until yesterday...we got a foot also...I want spring and summer too

 

[piney]

The ground was pretty much bare here until yesterday...we got a foot also...I want spring and summer too

I am longing, pining for spring, the little tender green buds on the trees.

 

[The Mayor]

Where everybody be at

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Where everybody be at

Hi, just reading about soft porn on another thread.

 

[The Mayor]

Hi, just reading about soft porn on another thread.

Yes, beware of Southwest...the Perverted Airline...wonder what their new motto will be seeing how Fly the Freindly Skies is taken

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Yes, beware of Southwest...the Perverted Airline...wonder what their new motto will be seeing how Fly the Freindly Skies is taken

They could say, (insert your destination) or bust.

 

[The Mayor]

They could say, (insert your destination) or bust.

...where is this evenings cocktail