I'd like to offer a drink...

[SwedishMeatball]

...must have been the light in the room...it sure didn't look green the first time

I think all the fumes from staining the deck went to your head.

 

[The Mayor]

I think all the fumes from staining the deck went to your head.

I know...I almost felt blonde there for a minute

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I know...I almost felt blonde there for a minute

Shutup before I take your cane from you and beat you about the head with it.

 

[The Mayor]

Shutup before I take your cane from you and beat you about the head with it.

No more cane blondie

 

[SwedishMeatball]

No more cane blondie

Yeah, but you still can't run a mile.

 

[The Mayor]

Yeah, but you still can't run a mile.

Why do I need to run a mile

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Why do I need to run a mile

So you don't get a beer gut.

 

[The Mayor]

So you don't get a beer gut.

I don't have a beer gut...I'm not some lazy slob

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I don't have a beer gut...I'm not some lazy slob

Too bad everyone can't be a saint.

 

[Database]

I'll pass on the ice water, and settle for that little one with the mint leaf in it.
Just a little something to cleanse the palate.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I see you moved

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I see you moved

I left you a map on the last thread. I know geography isn't your strong suit.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I left you a map on the last thread. I know geography isn't your strong suit.

Truer words were never spoken Sorry!!! I have been really busy!!! R turned 16 and is leaving for Italy on Thurs

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Truer words were never spoken Sorry!!! I have been really busy!!! R turned 16 and is leaving for Italy on Thurs

Awesome. Try not to stress thinking about her surrounded by all those hot Italian men whistling at the pretty American girl.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Awesome. Try not to stress thinking about her surrounded by all those hot Italian men whistling at the pretty American girl.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Happy Hump Day!!

Hey Steve, no cashews for you.

 

[The Mayor]

Happy Hump Day!!

Hey Steve, no cashews for you.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Here, have a cookie.

 

[The Mayor]

Here, have a cookie.

No chocolate milk

 

[SwedishMeatball]

No chocolate milk