i want to ask my aunt for a date

[KellyNY]

No, ginna - while the OP gets more disgusting, it's not incest in any form.

When did he get disgusting? I read only OP.

 

[HelenePA]

am I the only one who heard Jeff Foxworthy say "if you go to family reunions to meet women" when they read this?

 

[Minnie]

am I the only one who heard Jeff Foxworthy say "if you go to family reunions to meet women" when they read this?

 

[S. C.]

Sure why not? Then maybe eventually you could end up being your own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa!

It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so!

Oh, I'm my own grandpa!

I forgot all about that song.


I'm My Own Grandpa- Ray Stevens ( with family tree diagram)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I could ask her to move in with me not letting on that I like her. they are losing their house either one of them is not going to be able to keep the house they are so far in debt. they are filing for bankrupty (sorry i know its spelled wrong) she will have to rent a house or apartment. I live in the same township that she does. that way the kids will be able to go to the same schools. theres not too many houses for rent in the township. Than I could slowly start coming on to her.

There are no words to say how wrong this is.

 

[hambirg]

I should of said this before but he is only a half uncle. my mom and him have the same mother but not the same father. so technically she is only a half aunt and the girls are only half cousins. I do think of my uncle and all of them as being fully related thou. so does this make it better or is it still bad to ask?

Oh Lawd!!! Please quit trying to justify this. So once upon a time, you had a mild fantasy about your half-aunt. Leave it alone! Do you really think, for even a millisecond, that she is harboring any feelings for you? Uh. .. .NO! If you ask her out, you will just make her feel extremely (emphasis on EXTREMELY) uncomfortable and likely seal the fate with her getting a restraining order against you . . .and never seeing you ever again! That is a big time CREEPY move. Just sayin. . .

Oh yeah, you need to get out more.

 

[hambirg]

I could ask her to move in with me not letting on that I like her. they are losing their house either one of them is not going to be able to keep the house they are so far in debt. they are filing for bankrupty (sorry i know its spelled wrong) she will have to rent a house or apartment. I live in the same township that she does. that way the kids will be able to go to the same schools. theres not too many houses for rent in the township. Than I could slowly start coming on to her.

OMG! You are one of THOSE. I think this might be straight out of that pedo book on Amazon. . .be the hero. . .gain trust. . . then move in for the kill. Dude. . .if you are for real. . .get therapy.

 

[kirbsam]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

 

[bellebud]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

that's the great thing about the Dis... aside from all the meanies, there really are helpful, caring people here...

 

[Kathi OD]

Whether OP is trolling or not, who cares? This is the funniest thread I've read in a very long time.

 

[disney_mommy]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

FTW!

 

[phorsenuf]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

Hmmmm......did someone forget to switch to their alias??

 

[Polyluvr]

thankyou
someone thinks its ok

I didn't realize there were kids involved~ I have to change my vote; leave it alone~ it would be very,very weird for the kids.

Sorry buddy

 

[ols386]

OP, just do whatever you think is best. You've received more than enough posts of advice and judgment from this thread, just do what you want. Personally, I wouldn't take any kind of personal advice from the dis boards or any other forum, for that matter.

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

op, i have read the whole thread and i am sorry the way that some are treating you. to answer your question about whether or not to ask her out. i cant give you an honest answer without knowing how big her jugs are. if they are big i say, go for it. hope this helps.

Pssst...if you're gonna make up a fake name, make sure to log out of the other one first!

 

[WDWisTheBest]

I think there should be a rule. NO controversial threads unless you have at least 500 posts. Enough of this "posting under an alias" nonsense. If what you have to post is SO controversial that you are embarassed to put your name to it, then you have no business posting it on the net.

I agree. And, should this thread be locked?

 

[ChrizJen]

OP: if this is real (and it very well may be...this wouldn't be the first case I've heard of where someone has feelings for a non-blood relative), then you need to let it go. For the sake of the entire family and everyone involved, let it go. In my opinion, nothing good could possibly come from this.
First and foremost is the matter of the children. There's no universe in which this type of thing would be good for those kids. Secondly, there will likely be very mixed feelings within the family about it. And last, being that her divorce isn't even yet final, she's probably not in an emotional place where she's able to handle a real, healthy relationship. So you'd likely be setting yourself up for a rebound-type situation. Not good. Just steer clear and find someone outside of your family to date.

 

[3 MEN AND A BOAT]

well instead of having to buy a gift for a girlfriend and a seperate gift for the aunt now it would be just 1 gift at Christmas next year, so their may be some logic hiding in that twisted lust-ful world.

 

[Jennasis]

I agree. And, should this thread be locked?

Probably (though it is fun!)...Let the countdown begin!

 

[DMass]

I had a similar problem with my grandfather's third wife. Nana Bambi was a beautiful woman and only a couple years younger than I was. After Pop-pop died, Nana Bambi left and took a job dancing on the strip in Vegas. I was devastated but I had my own problems after I was abducted by Yetis while vacationing in the Himalayas.

This is a joke,right. This kid can't possibly be serious.

Can he?