I think I will...

[CinderellaIam]

Bad Rum Eve reporting for duty Cap'n!

 

[Daxx]

But which Jack will you run off with - Jack Skellington or Captain Jack Sparrow?

Arrrrh! I be layin' claim to Capt. Jack Sparrow, matey! Savvy? BTW -- he'll be bringin' the rum and his funky compass!

 

[Daxx]

Bad Rum Eve reporting for duty Cap'n!

Arrrrh ... no such thing as bad rum, poppet! ALL rum is good!!!!!!

 

[CinderellaIam]

Arrrrh ... no such thing as bad rum, poppet! ALL rum is good!!!!!!

Thank ye matee! (Actually, I just say it's bad so I don't have to share...shhh...)

 

[PrincessCLM]

Where we be sailing off to mateys? I need some booty!

 

[minkydog]

Where we be sailing off to mateys? I need some booty!

Tortuga! with Cap'n Jack Sparrow

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

'ello Cap'n Jack Sparrow!!!

Oops, wrong kind of booty!

Argggh, here's the booty we best be keepin' a lookout for!

 

[Squem]

'Pirate Dolores the Staggering Drunk' on board!

 

[Sparx]

Captain Joan Sparrow.

I love that name.

 

[wvjovifan]

Arch-Pirate Buxom Betty reporting for duty!!!!! Where's the RUM???????

 

[PrincessCLM]

'ello Cap'n Jack Sparrow!!!

Oops, wrong kind of booty!

Argggh, here's the booty we best be keepin' a lookout for!

I'm not sure which kind of booty I'm looking for... My name IS Cap'n Rachel Roughnight after all

 

[Dory's Twin]

Busty Barnacle Betty here.

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME

 

[snowwhitesmom]

I have a request, Capn'- can I bunk with Jack Sparrow?

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Bunk where ye like and we'll sail where the tides take us! But there will definitely be booty! And rum. Plenty of booty and rum.

 

[PrincessCLM]

I have a request, Capn'- can I bunk with Jack Sparrow?

Can I bunk with Will Turner? I promise ye half my booty and a hat. A really big one.

 

[Daxx]

Got me eye on that tiara, mateys! Dontch be grabbin at that one, savvy?! I'm claimin' it for me own!

 

[Daxx]

I have a request, Capn'- can I bunk with Jack Sparrow?

Arrrrh -- sorry, mate, I claimed Capn' Jack Sparrow back on page 2! Once a pirate gal stakes her claim, it's as good as done! Got me Cap'n Jack Sparrow and that nice tiara in the chest!!! Aye, I'm gonna make one beaut of a pirate gal w/that tiara on me 'ead an Cap'n Jack on me arm!

 

[snowwhitesmom]

I challenge you to a Swordfight for the right to bunk with Capn' Jack!

 

[Tigger113]

Can I bunk with Will Turner? I promise ye half my booty and a hat. A really big one.

I have already clamed one Will earlier.

He came with the ship!

 

[ntsammy5]

I had to look up my pirate name, but now that I'm forever known as Cap'n Beth Firepants, I'm ready to go!

An odd choice for someone named Jenn, but I'll take it.

What's yours?

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

I like yous better, but now I'm Frownin' Hidalgo Dawkins, whatever that means