I think I will...

[Tigger113]

........oops....not the british....

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

If we band together we can steal this ship from the british...

What shall we name it...Captain any suggestions??

Thar be a fine seagoing vessel!! And thank ye kindly for the rum!

I'm not very clever at coming up with names. Perhaps me crew has a suitable moniker for our piratey galleon?

 

[PrincessCLM]

I'm in, but I won't be much help in the mornings... Cap'n Rachel Roughnight

 

[Tigger113]

I think it is time ye assigned us to our duties...

http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate crew.html


If ye would be so kind as to make me first mate........

Here be an offering

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

........oops....not the british....

Aye! Forget the ship, let's steal him instead!

 

[Tigger113]

We need our own alphabet


A: Ehhhhhhh? -- "What's that?"
B: Are -- as in "Be ye ready to surrender?"

C: Si, si! -- what we sail on

D: Da Rum Da Rum!!

E: E' needs some more rum

F: F' only I had some rum

G: G' I wish I had rum

H: Hide the rum!

I: Aye -- "Yes!"

J: The guy who we steal the rum from

K: Jay's Wife

L: 'Ell -- A destination, as in, "To L with you, matey!"

M: m' pirates need rum

N: n' the cubbie there be rum

O: Oh! -- "Oh!"

P: ??

Q: Queue -- A sailor's pigtail, usually tarred.

R: Arrrrrr! -- A general expression of glee.

S: What you fall on when you drink to much rum

T: Tea -- A very inferior substitute for grog.

U: You should have a bottle of rum

V: Vikings~ Oh no!

W:

X:

Y: Why? -- To be said in a grumpy voice when the cap'n gives an order.

Z: Ze' rum!

 

[PrincessCLM]

Aye! Forget the ship, let's steal him instead!

Only if we can steal him too

 

[Tigger113]

Only if we can steal him too

It wouldn't be a crew without him!

 

[Tigger113]

I see a pirate wanting to join the crew.....

I think she is a tough one!

 

[Tigger113]

Don't sail without this one:

He just needs to mail a package to his grandma!

 

[minkydog]

Capt. Rachel hatchetback reporting, ma'am. I've had three kids--I'm not afraid of anything

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Capt. Rachel hatchetback reporting, ma'am. I've had three kids--I'm not afraid of anything

Maybe YOU should be captain!

I was thinking of that line in Mrs. Doubtfire where she says "I know you're used to loosey goosey, but I run a much tighter ship."

I have decided I don't want to run a tight ship, but I don't want to name me ship the Loosey Goosey, either!

Prepare for the kidnappin'!! Those lads will make fine additions to our band of buccaneers! Anybody have a compass?

 

[ashjohnson80]

I'm Filthy Jan Drake. Works for me! I'm already like a pirate anyways. Well... I mean. I do know why the rum is always gone....

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS! Those do be some creepy creatures in those signature pics, Miss Drake!

 

[parrothead365]

Aye I be will'in to ship with ye mate. Skull Crusher Dagger Dan here. I be a black hearted rum drink'in scallywag arrrrgh.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS! Those do be some creepy creatures in those signature pics, Miss Drake!

Aye! Don't tell Miss Drake but me thinks they might have a bad case of scurvy

 

[EEYOREMAMA]

I'm afraid to admit it. I'm Arch-Pirate Ladyfingers, but my monster name is worse.

b] Your Monster Profile[/b]

Creepy Beheader

You Feast On: Lasagna

You Lurk Around In: Swamps

You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers

What's Your Monster Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/monsternamegenerator/

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Eh, monsters, pirates, it's all good.

 

[mickeyfan2]

But which Jack will you run off with - Jack Skellington or Captain Jack Sparrow?

 

[SandraVB79]

I'm Iron Deficient Marie

Great.