As the title of my post states, I am a Ride Wimp. The BIGGEST Ride Wimp you will ever meet. Don't dispute me on this!

I don't like heights and I don't like drops.
Dumbo scares me. It's too high, too fast! One ride was more than enough. Goofy's Barnstormer might be a "kiddie" coaster, but I don't like it. Thank God it only lasts a mere thirty seconds or so. I have major anxiety while waiting in line for Splash Mountain. Why a
40 foot drop? Why? Even though it is now one of my favorite rides, it took
years before I would even consider stepping in line for Big Thunder Mountain. Primeval Whirl? Not that bad, but I still tremble and quake while waiting in line. I'm fine once I'm up and away on Soarin', but I pout until I'm given the not-as-high third row. Astro Oribiter is just plain out. I want to vomit everytime I glance up at it. Tot? Not
ever going to happen ... Not unless Publisher's Clearing House is waiting for me at the exit with a huge check and a bouquet of balloons. Same goes for RNRC (do I even have the right acronym?).
So yes, I'm a big baby, pestering Cast Members as I go about my day in the parks: "Spaceship Earth ... It doesn't turn into a roller coaster, right?" "How sudden is a sudden drop?"

You get the idea.