i need help....

[Wagamama]

i don't know what to do....tomorrow afternoon one of my mom's closest friends is coming for a LONG time. well, her son is coming with her. i have a wicked strange relationship with him. Sometimes i want to strangle him/slap him/kick him (you get the idea) and sometimes i want to kiss him/jump him. my mom wants me to be home tomorrow to see them, but i'm really nervous and scared i'll do something stupid. thanks for listening.....

 

[SplshMtn99]

wicked

good luck!

 

[browneyes]

Oh my! I bet he'll wear a blue button down shirt and black pants. Good luck, Von. What does he look like?

 

[SPAGo 98]

just jump his bones and get it over with.

 

[Wagamama]

yeah....wicked.....
shannon...he's ok looking, he has (had?) dark brown hair when i knew him....a little taller than me,and looks great in blue....i'm so screwed!!!

 

[browneyes]

LOL! Take Hes' advice.

 

[Wagamama]

thats um....great advice hes!! should i do this in front of my mom and his mom? or the dining room table while were having dinner?

 

[RNMOM]

Take a can of spray paint just in case.

 

[shep]

Originally posted by Wagamama
thats um....great advice hes!! should i do this in front of my mom and his mom? or the dining room table while were having dinner?

wait til after diner if you're doing something on the dining room table..

 

[Pam]

I personally would wait until after dinner. That way you will have dinner AND dessert!!


No, no - bad Pam, bad Pam!! You should leave early in the morning and got to all day Church - or rake leaves as community service. Or come and clean my house. Hey, whatever it takes to keep you sweet and innocent, I will do it. If I must sacrifice and let you clean my house, sobeit!

Pam

 

[Wagamama]

lol, you guys are too much!!! no but seriosly....help me guys!! what if i make a move and he rejects it? or what if i need to slap him? or what if he's turned REALLY ugly/cute? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

 

[catsrule]

Just show him this thread and tell him you signed up for it.
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=282841

 

[Wagamama]

this is so.....not going well. He's cuter than i remembered...i'm REALLY trying to control myself. Of course he's being such a butt cheek!!! He's a few years older than me and keeps reminding of it....
shannon...were wearing the exact same thing!! Black pants and gray sweaters!!! of course, it looks much better on me

 

[Serena]

I wish I felt your pain dearie.

 

[abaldacci]

Have fun what ever you do!!!!!!!

 

[Pam]

Ummmm...... casually drop your fork in front of him and then bend over to pick it up - verrrryyyyyy sloooooooowly, gauging his reaction. If it's good, go to Step B!

Serena,
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Pam

 

[Serena]

How about the next time he says something sassy, blow him a kiss? In the most smart alec way possible. See what he does.

 

[honeywolf7]

OOOHH, I love flirting (with the right guy )

 

[iluvorlando]

Ohhh.........so.........what's going on now?

 

[lisajl]

Maybe she's busy!
Lisajl