Speaking of panties... okay not the story you are looking for, but I did post one about helping my brother... just a sucky mom story.
Yesterday DD4 wore a pretty Christmas dress to school. I always get her dressed in the living room. I dropped her off at school, ran by the grocery store and came home.
When I got home, I started picking up the morning disaster, and OMG, there was her underwear still sitting on the floor! I had totally forgotten to put them on her.

It was 80 degrees yesterday, so she had no tights or anything! Normally, this kid would have let me know, but she was so excited about the dress that I guess she forgot too.
So, I guess, I'm out of the running for the mother of the year award too!