I just found the funniest song!

[WDW Poly Princess]

I was just downloading some random covers on Kazaa (err, I mean, legally paying for my music downloads. Yeah.) and found a song called Magic Kingdom In The Sky. Its made to sound like a church song, but its about the MK.

"All of God's children shall be free in
Pirates of the Caribbean..
Oh the meekest and the poorest their inheritance will see
and a million Japanese tourists will join the jamboree..."

"Climb into my winnebago,
and if you help with the gas,
Then maybe we can fanagle you,
A five or six day pass"


Classic! Its done by a group called Da Vinci's notebook if anyone wants to find it.

 

[Beauty]

Look up FRED by Rodney Carrington...it is the stupidest song! My 11 year old loves it!

 

[SuiteDisney]

One of my favorite songs.

Here are the full lyrics...
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Magic Kingdom in the Sky

All my life I have been searching for the fabled Promised Land;
With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand in hand;
Through the trials and tribulations and the Devil’s cruel temptations;
I know that we will all get there one day.

After years and years of wandering, oh the Kingdom we shall find;
And the doors may not be open, but we’ll gather in the line;
And our hearts will swell with pride the day those gates swing open wide;
And we’ll take a walk down Main Street, U.S.A.

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
We will all drink from the fountain and go riding on Space Mountain;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.

Where Mother Minnie, Father Dopey and Saint Tinkerbell abide;
There’ll be no more cares or sorrows on that heavenly teacup ride;
I will lay down all my fears when I put on those big black ears;
And join the choir to sing in harmony.

We will sing the songs of aimless souls who once had gone astray;
Who were lost but now are found in the Electric Light Parade;
Singing Hakuna Matata, growing mouseketeers stigmata;
In the only club that’s made for you and me.

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
All God’s children shall be free in Pirates of the Caribbean;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.

Oh, the meekest and the poorest their inheritance shall see;
And a zillion Japanese tourists all will join the jamboree;
They will ride that holy monorail into sweet providence;
When they know that their redeemer is a mouse in short red pants. (nice pants)

Won’t you take me to Orlando where the sun is shining bright;
All the angels are clean shaven and the people snowy white;
Where your problems are all hidden and unhappiness forbidden;
You’ll find salvation for a modest fee.

Climb into my Winnebago and if you help with the gas;
Then we maybe can finagle you a five or six day pass;
May your afterlife be blessed, just American Express it;
Let Mastercard and VISA set you free.

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
All religions may be practiced there except for Southern Baptist;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
Manufactured by that awful Walter guy; (he is my Walter guy)
We’ll give thanks to that old geezer and we’ll keep him in the freezer;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.

 

[Towncrier]

I only knew of one other song by Da Vinci's Notebook, and seeing that this is a "family" board, I cannot post the title of that song. I'm going to have to look for Magic Kingdom in the Sky as soon as I get a chance.

 

[Disney845]

Thanks for the heads up. I just went and downloaded it. Great Song!!

 

[SplshMtn99]

I have that song! It's great!!!