I have not read the posts, however

[Pakey]

Is it okay if I order the cheese soup at Marie's? Not a fan of the chicken pot pie.

Also, I have not read any of the dozen or threads so that have cropped up, but I'm not interested in whatever is going on with Tiger Woods. That ranks just above (or below) anything involving Jon & Kate Plus 8.

 

[legalsea]

Ah, Tiger Woods (real name, Nathanial O’Daniel).

His father nicknamed him “Tiger” for an animal that appeared to him in a dream while Nathanial was being born (when he later described the animal, people told him that it was actually a Lama; but the father insisted it was a tiger with ‘great big, sweet eyes and poofy fur’).

Later in life Nathanial changed his last name to “Woods” referring, of course, to that type of golf club. He also considered “Tiger Irons”, but thought people would ask him to do their laundry. “Tiger Shaft” also intrigued him, but his mother talked him out of it.

 

[OK!]

Is it okay if I order the cheese soup at Marie's? Not a fan of the chicken pot pie.

Also, I have not read any of the dozen or threads so that have cropped up, but I'm not interested in whatever is going on with Tiger Woods. That ranks just above (or below) anything involving Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Certainly! A happy stomach guarantees a happy passenger aboard the good ship Hale-Bopp.

Ugh, Tiger. I don't care a whit about him or his "transgressions," though I do follow Loni Love on Twitter and have enjoyed reading her amusing comments on the situation. That's why I don't feel the need to learn any actual facts about what's going on. I try to extend that policy throughout the rest of my life, as well.

 

[legalsea]

For those of you interested in the transcript of Tiger Wood’s voice message, I have thoughtfully provided it:

(Voice alleged to be that of Tiger Wood):

“Hello? Hello? Can you hear me! Hello? What?” (apparently talking to someone standing with him). “Oh, yeah, voice message. Is that like an answering machine? Wait.... Hello? Oh, yeah. Hey, it’s me, Tiger. NO! Wait, not Tiger! This is not Tiger! This is (long pause) this is (another long pause) Lama! Yes, this is Lama! I have a message from Tiger Wo..No! Not Tiger Woods! From me, Lama! Hello? Hello? Anyone there? Oh, right. Anyway, I need you to do a huge favor for someone, not me or Tiger Woods. Please take your name off your phone! It is very important that you take your name off your phone! Wait a minute (apparently talking to friend next to him; it is rather faint but sounds like ‘why would she take her name off her own phone?). “Hello? (to friend: 'I think they hung up') (end of transcript).

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Ah, Tiger Woods (real name, Nathanial O’Daniel).

His father nicknamed him “Tiger” for an animal that appeared to him in a dream while Nathanial was being born (when he later described the animal, people told him that it was actually a Lama; but the father insisted it was a tiger with ‘great big, sweet eyes and poofy fur’).

Later in life Nathanial changed his last name to “Woods” referring, of course, to that type of golf club. He also considered “Tiger Irons”, but thought people would ask him to do their laundry. “Tiger Shaft” also intrigued him, but his mother talked him out of it.

He should have stuck with Tiger O'Daniel. Seems "Woods" getting him in trouble.

 

[Pakey]

He should have stuck with Tiger O'Daniel. Seems "Woods" getting him in trouble.

Those stubbies will get you into trouble every time.

 

[OK!]

I haven't read all of the posts, but apparently people in New Jersey have nice cans. And they like ham, but not from gas stations.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

He should have stuck with Tiger O'Daniel. Seems "Woods" getting him in trouble.

I havn't read any of the other posts, but I don't think he is out of the woods yet...

he just should make sure domestic tiffs don't escalade!

although I DO think his wife caught a tiger with some tail.

 

[LaraK]

Haven't read all the posts, but the Tiger Woods thing gave me Lionel Richie flashbacks. His wife was pretty fired up, I'm thinking he got burned but good.

I also think helicopter parents are most amusing when they deny thier hovering.

 

[Briarmom]

I haven't read all the posts, but I think most people look their age.

Oh and on an entirely unrelated note, I wish Dog the Bounty Hunter would get botox.

Wait. Perhaps that was more related than I thought.

 

[Lintasare]

I haven't read all the posts but I have a friend who is terrible at guessing people's ages. The cutie in my avatar...she thinks he is in his 30s. He is a year younger than me. I think I should be insulted...I think she is saying I look old.

 

[goofyshell]

I did not read any threads on snuggies but I saw a banner ad that said you could get into ICE at Opryland for half price if you wore your snuggy. Now if Disney would let me in for free if I wear a snuggie, I would buy them for all of us. Do they make dancing bananas wearing snuggies?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I haven't read all the posts, but I think most people look their age.

Oh and on an entirely unrelated note, I wish Dog the Bounty Hunter would get botox.
Wait. Perhaps that was more related than I thought.

The disease? or the cosmetic facial injection?

I did not read any threads on snuggies but I saw a banner ad that said you could get into ICE at Opryland for half price if you wore your snuggy. Now if Disney would let me in for free if I wear a snuggie, I would buy them for all of us. Do they make dancing bananas wearing snuggies?

Depends on what KIND of dance they are doing under the snuggie!

 

[legalsea]

Ah! There is a new thread concerning the piercing of infants ears. This subject usually heats up quickly and can take the most wonderful and unexpected twists.

 

[OceanAnnie]

Ah! There is a new thread concerning the piercing of infants ears. This subject usually heats up quickly and can take the most wonderful and unexpected twists.

I haven't read all of the posts, but I also predict the infant ear piercing thread will have flames shooting from it (as well as a few other threads).

 

[Caropooh]

I haven't read the thread, therefore the responses either,but just saw a thread titled has anyone had their gallbladder removed? Does the OP honestly think that he/she is theONLY person on the DIS to ever have that done?

 

[Briarmom]

The disease? or the cosmetic facial injection?

Botox, not botulism. His forehead is like a page of college lined paper. The rest of his look doesn't bother me.

 

[Pakey]

I am not sure botox would fix Dog's wrinkles.

I have not read all of the posts but I'm already sick of the abundance of Christmas threads.

I'm perfectly fine with piercing infant ears. If I had a girl, hers would have been pierced as an infant. It's a cultural thing here so I'm used to seeing it on almost every infant girl. My son had to wait until he was 18 to get his done.

 

[DMRick]

I don't have time to read all of these posts. Can someone start another thread giving the gist of this thread? Thanks.

 

[Scurvy]

I haven't read all the posts, but I think anyone who can't be bothered to read the whole thread doesn't deserve to know what it's about. They should just decide what they think it's about and post their responses accordingly.