I have not read the posts, however

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I would assume that a dollar bill is not enough for a groinalicious dancer? Perhaps a $5 instead?

At minimum. $1 bills are reserved for those who are merely grointastic.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Girl one: "Was he a good dancer?"

Girl two: "He was groinalicious!"

Coming soon: new video by beyonce.."Groinalicios"

I had a festooned cupcake once. It left a strange rash in my mouth, and I couldn't swallow for a week.

see what you get for not practicing safe cupcakes?

Cap'n Crunch does the same thing to me.

ETA: The cereal, not the Cap'n himself, at least not that I know of. But I bet he's a groinalicious dancer.

How about a grumpy pirate? hehehehehee

Per thread requirements, I haven't read all the posts, but this one made me laugh out loud! My husband is looking at me like I am mentally unstable.

What makes you think you are? You DO post on the DIS!

At minimum. $1 bills are reserved for those who are merely grointastic.

Hmm, so what would the term be for the $100.00 bills the ladies give me?

hehehehehe (and no its not a handout!!!)


Disclaimer: The Grumpy Pirate did not read any of the thread posts, and merely quoted them at random...as far as you know!

 

[LaraK]

Coming soon: new video by beyonce.."Groinalicios"

If you liked it than you should have put a dollar in it!

Hmm, so what would the term be for the $100.00 bills the ladies give me?

hehehehehe (and no its not a handout!!)
Insanity?

Although I haven't read all the posts, I never get "sniped"....I shop in stores. Someone tries to take the last snuggie first I can whoop their patootie.

 

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Although I haven't read all the posts, I never get "sniped"....I shop in stores. Someone tries to take the last snuggie first I can whoop their patootie.

Amen, sister. There's gonna be a lot more than purse-poking going on if someone gets between me and the Bendaroos. It's Christmas, darn it...I don't play.

 

[Pakey]

Although I haven't read all the posts, I never get "sniped"....I shop in stores. Someone tries to take the last snuggie first I can whoop their patootie.

This reminded me that my husband's niece, in addition to registering for house slippers on her bridal registry, also registered for a dog snuggie.

And I'm an auction sniper.

 

[Pakey]

I have not read the thread but why would anyone want to drive with a screaming baby? I guess if I had to, I would wear my noise reducing Bose headphones while listening to my favorite group, Five Finger Death Punch, which is sure to drown out most of the screams. At the same time, I would give baby a festooned cupcake.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

This reminded me that my husband's niece, in addition to registering for house slippers on her bridal registry, also registered for a dog snuggie.

And I'm an auction sniper.

DD10 desperately wants a dog snuggie.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I have not read the thread but why would anyone want to drive with a screaming baby? I guess if I had to, I would wear my noise reducing Bose headphones while listening to my favorite group, Five Finger Death Punch, which is sure to drown out most of the screams. At the same time, I would give baby a festooned cupcake.

I have driven with a screaming baby. I have also driven with a screaming DH screaming at the screaming baby. It is unpleasant.....

 

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I did read all of the posts, and still am convinced that the only way I would ever wear a Snuggie is if someone dressed my cold, dead corpse in one. And I do NOT want an "as seen on TV" product making the journey with me to the hereafter.

I must consult with my friend who's an attorney to see if there's some kind of clause I could invoke in my will to ensure that that does not happen.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I did read all of the posts, and still am convinced that the only way I would ever wear a Snuggie is if someone dressed my cold, dead corpse in one. And I do NOT want an "as seen on TV" product making the journey with me to the hereafter.

I must consult with my friend who's an attorney to see if there's some kind of clause I could invoke in my will to ensure that that does not happen.

you could always put in your will that you want to be buried in a black leather costume...with a whip...

...because you are going to take over?

 

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you could always put in your will that you want to be buried in a black leather costume...with a whip...

...because you are going to take over?

And Snuggies just don't have that "authoritarian" kinda feel. Even the leopard-print ones.

 

[Lintasare]

I have not read all the posts but...WTH? Snuggies? Seriously?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I did read all of the posts, and still am convinced that the only way I would ever wear a Snuggie is if someone dressed my cold, dead corpse in one. And I do NOT want an "as seen on TV" product making the journey with me to the hereafter.

I must consult with my friend who's an attorney to see if there's some kind of clause I could invoke in my will to ensure that that does not happen.

Hey, the Egyptians had their burial rituals and we Americans will have ours. Just like the Hale-Bopp crew, we'll all go down in our matching Snuggies when the spaceship arrives.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hey, the Egyptians had their burial rituals and we Americans will have ours. Just like the Hale-Bopp crew, we'll all go down in our matching Snuggies when the spaceship arrives.

...OR matching leathers..with a whip!

 

[Pakey]

If I get a vote, I'm going with the leathers over the snuggies. I wouldn't even dress a dead cat in one, so I sure as heck do not wish to stuff my own corpse in one.

 

[LaraK]

Nah, I wanna be buried in my sweat pants, my husband's old undershirt (cleaned of course) and no bra....I gotta be comfortable for my dirt nap.

BTW...I didn't read all the posts, but I don't get elementary report cards either.

 

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Hey, the Egyptians had their burial rituals and we Americans will have ours. Just like the Hale-Bopp crew, we'll all go down in our matching Snuggies when the spaceship arrives.

Lol! With brand-spankin'-new tennis shoes, of course!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Lol! With brand-spankin'-new tennis shoes, of course!

Of course. Nike's right?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Of course. Nike's right?

don't forget the final dinner at Marie Callenders..


(and I have ate at the one they did just before their "trip")

 

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Of course. Nike's right?

Yes! And mmmm, Marie Callender's.....GIMME A CHICKEN POT PIE!


I wanna be happy if I have to sit and wait for a spaceship, Snuggie or no.