I have not read the posts, however

[SCHBR'smom]

I agree with your thought that you should have immediately taken the 'mean-aide' issue up with the authorities (not the principal, however, for they lack 'real' power; I mean with the board of trustees and a lawyer I shall be referring you too soon) and get the mean-aide fired. After all, what is the lost of employment to a mean-aide when compared to a child's smile?

As for the boy: if a child is old enough to request to drive, then they are mature enough to drive. It reminds me of another thread we once had where a person asked if they should get their two-year-old daughter pierced ears (or, rather, piece the ears the girl already had; not purchased ready-made pierced ears). The poster thought the daughter was too young, but said the daughter had requested them one day while they were walking through a mall.

Well! Of course the poster was immediately taken to task for not fullfilling the little girls' wish immediately. I was astounded at how many posters had children as young as five months old making such piercing demands, and they all acceded; one poster whom had the procedure done on her two-year old said that "If my child is old enough to ask for her ears, tongue or naval to be pierced, then she is old enough to have it done".

This, of course, I have never thought of. I was instantly struck by the unassailable logic.

I was a little confused when that same poster, in another thread, stated that an older daughter, aged 13, was 'not mature enough' to go out on a date with a 14 year old boy, but I decided that the posters' infant was simply more mature than the 13 year old.

I confess, I did not actually read your post. However, I hope that my responses have, by happy accident, addressed your concerns.

Granting their every wish because they mature enough to ask for it is why my children are covered in tattoos. Except their feet. That would just be gross.

 

[monkeybug]

The funny thing is that we stayed at the Contemporary last week.



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Well that's the kind of place I would think you could afford with a job of that status. My husband being in the military has much experience in the turd polishing arena. Of course the Military doesn't pay a member any where near what it pays a civilian to polish poo. We have to stay in moderates for now.
Someday I'll get to the Poly with that polished poo money. To the Poly with Poo.

 

[focusondisney]

The funny thing is that we stayed at the Contemporary last week.



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Ohhhh. The Contemporary. That's kind of glittery. Should have guessed.

 

[glitterkittyy]

Eh, hubby is a CM so we got a big discount. I'm too cheap to pay full price.

Yeah, I said I'm cheap. Roll with it for 3 pages at least.

 

[legalsea]

Granting their every wish because they mature enough to ask for it is why my children are covered in tattoos. Except their feet. That would just be gross.

Hmmph. You're lucky. My children insisted that I get covered with tattoos (or as they call them, Taters), and that they do the job themselves. Since I did not wish to thwart their creativity, I agreed (well, after they tied me down). The amount of blood I lost was surprisingly little. They are now talking about 'piercings' (or, as they call it, 'stabbin' daddy').

 

[OK!]

As a thrift gift suggestion to be treasured by all your loved ones, you might want to shelack that and put it on a string to serve as a gift of jewelry. Very shimmery!!!

That would be awesome. Thanks for the suggestion! And as someone who is about to file bankruptcy but still plans on heading to WDW in a week and a half and staying at GF for 2 weeks, I need all the help I can get.

 

[monkeybug]

RE: The Maccoroni and cheese thread.
Originally posted by-crud I forgot who posted this-Well if you really want to keep your Thanksgiving true to what happened back then, you better find yourself a Native American to rape, pillage and slauter. Thats what really happened anyway.

Yes I agree, but I hear that those casino security guards can be difficult to get past, I don't think I'm the rape and pillage type, and I'm not sure How to go about slautering someone (though I have been known to slaughter if there's cheesecake invloved). Can I just gift them some sparkly poo and a McDonalds gift card instead?

 

[legalsea]

A new, disturbing thread has just started entitled “How old must a child be before suffocating is”….

I have not read the thread. I am tempted to go in, however, and say, in my role as attorney, that suffocating a child is never tolerated, regardless of age. However, I do not wish to be flamed. People who would write in such a thread would have no hesitation to be mean to an anonymous poster.

I shall think on it.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Hmmph. You're lucky. My children insisted that I get covered with tattoos (or as they call them, Taters), and that they do the job themselves. Since I did not wish to thwart their creativity, I agreed (well, after they tied me down). The amount of blood I lost was surprisingly little. They are now talking about 'piercings' (or, as they call it, 'stabbin' daddy').

That is why my children are better than yours. No piercings. And they tattoo themselves. The baby just got her first, a paci with the words suck on it underneath. She's precious!

Their newest request is to blow things up. And since I want a new table, they have offered to set this one on fire for me. Whatever is left after they blow it up, of course.

They're so perfect! My precious, little snowflakes!

 

[focusondisney]

That would be awesome. Thanks for the suggestion! And as someone who is about to file bankruptcy but still plans on heading to WDW in a week and a half and staying at GF for 2 weeks, I need all the help I can get.

Oh I hope you're staying club level for all the great meals they have in the lounge!

 

[monkeybug]

That would be awesome. Thanks for the suggestion! And as someone who is about to file bankruptcy but still plans on heading to WDW in a week and a half and staying at GF for 2 weeks, I need all the help I can get.

If you are going through bankruptcy I really don't advise spending all that money for a two week trip at the GF. That's horribly irresponsible! The wise financial decision would be a two week cruise. It's much harder for the repo man to reach you at sea.

 

[legalsea]

RE: The Maccoroni and cheese thread.
Originally posted by-crud I forgot who posted this-Well if you really want to keep your Thanksgiving true to what happened back then, you better find yourself a Native American to rape, pillage and slauter. Thats what really happened anyway.

Yes I agree, but I hear that those casino security guards can be difficult to get past, I don't think I'm the rape and pillage type, and I'm not sure How to go about slautering someone (though I have been known to slaughter if there's cheesecake invloved). Can I just gift them some sparkly poo and a McDonalds gift card instead?

I believe that 'slautering' someone means to slather butter on them, preparatory to eating.

If you are going to roast the person, then do it just as you would with roasting an ear of corn. For corn you pull the green leafs down, slather (or slauter) with butter, then pull the leafs back up, and place on grill.

For roasting Native Americans it is the same procedure (indeed, they taught the pilgrams). Remove clothing, slauter with butter, clothing back on, then roast till done (10 minutes per pound, as a rule).

 

[monkeybug]

I believe that 'slautering' someone means to slather butter on them, preparatory to eating.

If you are going to roast the person, then do it just as you would with roasting an ear of corn. For corn you pull the green leafs down, slather (or slauter) with butter, then pull the leafs back up, and place on grill.

For roasting Native Americans it is the same procedure (indeed, they taught the pilgrams). Remove clothing, slauter with butter, clothing back on, then roast till done (10 minutes per pound, as a rule).

Stuffed or unstuffed?

 

[MerMom60_94]

A new, disturbing thread has just started entitled “How old must a child be before suffocating is”….

I have not read the thread. I am tempted to go in, however, and say, in my role as attorney, that suffocating a child is never tolerated, regardless of age. However, I do not wish to be flamed. People who would write in such a thread would have no hesitation to be mean to an anonymous poster.

I shall think on it.

Most Dis'ers, when wanting to post on a thread and not be flamed, setup under a different name and then go in and post anonymously. Hope this helps!

 

[estherhead]

I'm posting this to tell you how horrified I am at how this innocent thread has become a breeding ground for obnoxious behavior. I cannot tolerate it anymore and therefore will not be posting here further as I cannot be known for being part of where this thread has gone.

I just wanted to tell you that.

Hopefully you will all feel ashamed and change your ways and beg me to stay. But I won't know you are begging me because as I said, I will not be coming here anymore.

 

[kaytieeldr]

A poohapendectomy sounds painful AND pricey!

I'll send you may paypal account info.

If I had read this post or the one it quotes, I'd have asked, "Wouldn't that operation more properly be called a Poopendectomy?".

Wait, there's gifts?

Yeah, nobody told me, either. Let's start our own gift exchange and not tell them

 

[legalsea]

Stuffed or unstuffed?

Now you are getting sick!

I shall do a medicine dance for you:

 

[OK!]

I don't know for sure, but I've got an 80 pound lab at home and I hope she's hungry when I get home tonight.

My parents used to have a yellow Lab that size who once got into some frozen deer entrails that a hunter on their property hadn't bothered to clean up after he cleaned what he had shot. She came inside, happy as a clam until about half an hour later, when she started projectile vomiting all over the living room floor. It looked like a scene out of Alien. I'm fairly certain that no one wanted to festoon either themselves or their various holiday trees with that, but perhaps I missed out on a nice way to make some extra holiday cash. Damn.

Aside: Why are clams happy, anyway? Aren't they basically like big wads of snot in a shell?

 

[Boxley]

Whats wrong with a tattoo on the foot? I can walk on glass and not feel a thing so that would probably be the best place to tattoo a picture of the Noid.

 

[legalsea]

I'm posting this to tell you how horrified I am at how this innocent thread has become a breeding ground for obnoxious behavior. I cannot tolerate it anymore and therefore will not be posting here further as I cannot be known for being part of where this thread has gone.

I just wanted to tell you that.

Hopefully you will all feel ashamed and change your ways and beg me to stay. But I won't know you are begging me because as I said, I will not be coming here anymore.

I believe I can speak for Monkeybug when I say that we beg you to stay and all obnoxious behavior will be smothered.

By the by: are you, er, allergic to butter? What is your weight?