I get soooo mad when I read DISer’s bashing OUR president that I

[charlie,nj]

Do you think for one minute I would mock this guy…do you know how much damage he could do with that corncob? He means business check out the look in his eyes… no wonder the world fears him..no wonder they didn’t want him re-elected. I could see why Saddam gave up; I could see why OBL is hiding in a cave…

(PS – as per the DIS CB guidelines it is ok to poke fun at ANYONE holding a corncob. After all the CB was built on corn and emu threads. I might have to say a few extra Hail Mary’s tonight but here on the DIS it is legal)

 

[Planogirl]

Actually, if he were at WDW holding that corncob, I might cut him some slack. After all, you've got to admire someone who takes his corn seriously.

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Originally posted by luvsTink
Identifying Narcissistic Traits

An obvious self-focus in interpersonal exchanges Problems in sustaining satisfying relationships
A lack of psychological awareness
Difficulty with empathy
Problems distinguishing the self from others
Hypersensitivity to any slights or imagined
insults
Vulnerability to shame rather than guilt
Haughty body language
Flatters people who admire and affirm him
Detests those who do not admire him
Uses other people without considering the
cost of that for them
Pretends to be more important than he is
Brags and exaggerates his achievements
Claims to be an 'expert' about most things
Cannot view the world from the perspective of another person

But if we have an issue, we need to get a tissue!

 

[Planogirl]

Originally posted by crazyforgoofy
But if we have an issue, we need to get a tissue!

I don't get it. What does the tissue do to the issue?

Darn, I wish that I had some chocolate now.

 

[jennyanydots]

Originally posted by Planogirl
Ooh, a box of chocolates would be nice right now. The trouble is that, just like life, you have to sort through a lot of nuts to get to the good ones.

But I have no chocolate so how about....THIS!

 

[LisaZoe]

Originally posted by Planogirl
I don't get it. What does the tissue do to the issue?

Makes clean up easier? From Merriam Websters -

Issue
7 : a discharge from the body

 

[shortbun]

I think we need a chocolate eating smiley.

Make mine a tall one!

 

[jennyanydots]

Planogirl, come over here, I have some real good stuff...


Lindor truffles. yummy.

 

[luvsTink]

and if not a box of chocolates, you could always have a brownie!

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Originally posted by LisaZoe
Makes clean up easier? From Merriam Websters -

Issue
7 : a discharge from the body

Then shouldn't it be toilet paper? Well in some cases anyway?

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Originally posted by luvsTink
and if not a box of chocolates, you could always have a brownie!

Yessssssssssssssss, I just got in a shipment of, um, my special ingredient. Meet me later for fresh lovely loaded brownies.

Your friend
Alice Brock
"you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."

 

[denisenh]

Originally posted by crazyforgoofy
But if we have an issue, we need to get a tissue!

My not so stolid post: I'll drink to that.
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZZzebYYY' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_14.gif' alt='Cheers' border=0></a>

 

[charlie,nj]

Originally posted by Planogirl
Actually, if he were at WDW holding that corncob, I might cut him some slack. After all, you've got to admire someone who takes his corn seriously.

Yeah check this out...I heard he eats canned corn right out in the open on the steps of the White House. It must drive the Secret Service guys nuts.

Pass me some of those brownies...

 

[Deb in IA]

Originally posted by charlie,nj

Do you think for one minute I would mock this guy…do you know how much damage he could do with that corncob? He means business check out the look in his eyes… no wonder the world fears him..no wonder they didn’t want him re-elected. I could see why Saddam gave up; I could see why OBL is hiding in a cave…

(PS – as per the DIS CB guidelines it is ok to poke fun at ANYONE holding a corncob. After all the CB was built on corn and emu threads. I might have to say a few extra Hail Mary’s tonight but here on the DIS it is legal)

charlie, charlie, charlie . . .

You know that is a picture of Pres. Bush eating an ear of raw IOWA corn, don't you? Right from the stalk. Kinda like eating corn right from the can, isn't it? And right after that picture was taken, he ate an . . . . yup, you guessed it.

An emu leg.

Now, how can the DIS NOT vote for him??? He's one of US!!!

 

[dmadman43]

Originally posted by Kendra17
I save my better responses for those more worthy and/or annoying. Keep your chin up; I'm sure you'll get there.

Kendra, what you are likely seeing is a truth in an old Churchill quote:

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"

I am amazed at the amount of time these people are spending on you.

 

[ThAnswr]

Originally posted by Brer_Papa
...wherever your head is at....

Any bets?

 

[robinb]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Yeah check this out...I heard he eats canned corn right out in the open on the steps of the White House. It must drive the Secret Service guys nuts.

Would that be before or after taking another "Can of Corn" question from the White House Press Corps?

 

[gometros]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Come on we all know that mocking OUR President is a sin..didn't you learn that in Sunday School? I did!

Charlie - I didn't go to Sunday School, so I must have missed that lesson.

 

[year2late]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Come on we all know that mocking OUR President is a sin..didn't you learn that in Sunday School? I did!

Well, I think what they taught in Sunday school was "thou shalt not mock a Republican President"

 

[robinb]

Originally posted by year2late
Well, I think what they taught in Sunday school was "thou shalt not mock a Republican President"

Obsolutely. Of course, the last time I was in Sunday School the president was Nixon. Ooops ... never mind.