Good Morning Hyenas!!
TIRED, NEED CAFFEINE, UGGH!!
Monday I got my boss tickets to the Kenny Chesney & Leann Rimes concert. Lucked out and got very good tickets I might add, they had just released some new seats, so dead center stage, 15th row back!
Anyway, the concert was last night....his wife decided she didn't want to go....so guess who got the tickets??? Yep, me!! So I took my neighbor lady and had a nice time. But we sat amongst some very odd people. Now I think I'm a pretty nice, friendly person and not overly offensive. But let me tell you I had "words" with a few of the people around me. So here's the character lineup.
To our left "Ice Princess" and her DH. Acted like coming to a concert was beneath their dignity. Not friendly at all. What where they doing there anyway?
To our right "Gomer Pyle". This guy is early 20's, very tall and built like a toothpick. He is wearing a cowboy hat that has been signed by almost every country singer you can imagine. Spends all of his time calling radio stations trying to win concert tickets & backstage passes. Nice, but a bit shall we say...kooky!
In front of us "Mr. Late 40's Wanna Be Young & Hip Slightly Pudgy Sweater Wearing Yuppie". Who has obviously scored a date for the concert and is making hand signals to his buddies a few rows away on what his plans are after the concert! Ewwww!!! Shaking his large rear and dancing in front of us, but turning around every few minutes to see if people are watching him. Can we say "Loser"! Not to mention that when people sit down, he's the only one standing and shaking his butt for all of us to see. Geez mister, go get a room and a mirror and enjoy yourself!
And the Worst for Last! Behind us, 30ish pregnant lady w/husband and another couple. She is "SO EXCITED...OMG...CAN YOU BELIEVE WE GET TO SEE KENNY CHESNEY!" She is drinking, yep I know, baby bump and all. She has a very loud voice and only gets louder and more obnoxious as the concert goes on. She reminds me of my obnoxious SIL, only louder! This lady has a built in bullhorn. She is yelling so loud about every 10 seconds that everyone is turning around to look at her. She's louder than the music! She is leaning so far over our seats that she keeps bumping us in the head. Finally as she gets drunker and drunker I have to ask her to please step back because the top of my head is getting hit by her baby bump. Not to mention that she starts singing...very badly & off key! Luckily about halfway thru the concert her DH takes control of her and makes her shut up and then 3/4 of the way thru she's so drunk that they take off.
Oh and did I mention that my neighbor, whom is my best friend and I love dearly is in her late 60's. You would probably guess her age to be early/mid 50's, very healthy and active. We go places and I drive most of the time, but sometimes she drives. We've never been anywhere at night with her driving...OMG! They have reversible lanes at the Clark Co. Amphitheater and she is wiping out orange cones and driving about 40 when you should be doing about 15. Then when we leave she ignores the directions, they have 3 lanes going out and 1 coming in. She gets in the coming in lane!!
Luckily no one was coming our way and I do have to say we bypassed all the traffic, but egad!
Anyways, I don't normally stay out late on work nights, so my rear is dragging today!!
. Well, the kids are awake DD is writing a letter to Danielle (the person who use to travel with us). DH is cranky as ever - and complaining of being super tired. I guess I need to get over being mad as heck at him, and go to the root of the problem, since if he is super cranky and that tired there is probably something wrong. Yesterday at work sucked, everyone was super cranky, it was as though any employee that walked through the door had some issue 
) a couple of years ago and concerts are definitely interesting places to be 
