How will I know a Diss'er?

[nalalion224]

We will be arriving at the fort on Jan 20th. This place has been very helpful, and a lot of fun. If I see one of you there, I'd love to say hi, do you all have a way to tell who is a diss'er?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

If I am at the fort, I am the rather dashing middle aged man in the Hawaiian shirt, with the receding but still distinguished hairline, with a leash leading to Mickey the Wonder Beagle in one hand and a Kungaloosh in the other.

 

[Sammi2]

I'll be there. Just look for the 26.2 sticker on the back window of the minivan.

 

[Gatordad]

People often getme confused with a 450lb version of George Clooney/Derek Jeter.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Alot of folks are using this posted at their site somewhere and on their golfcarts.

Just right click and "save as" then apply your name with any paint or photo editing software you may have, like this...

 

[Conan the Librarian]

When we are their....not right now We have an old 'For Sale' sign painted with a Large LGMH. I hope to have our name printed on it before we hit FT again.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

We are all exceptionally good looking. Ugly people post on other boards

 

[ftwildernessguy]

We are all exceptionally good looking. Ugly people post on other boards

Either that or our judgement is clouded by Kungaloosh.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Either that or our judgement is clouded by Kungaloosh.

Hey, whatever works!

mmmmmm Kungaloosh! That makes us sweet and good looking!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Ummmm....Im the good looking folks fat friend with the bubbly personality!!!

 

[ejmbibb]

I also heard that you can go to home depot and get the lime green mickey head paint sample chips there, they are about 1 1/2" square. You can tape them to strollers, golf carts back of rearview mirror in TV etc. and that lets everyone know you are a disser. I swipe a couple of them every time I am in HD. As far as identifying my site, just look for the table with the kungaloosh machine set up and the line of dissers waiting for their refills. My dw bought me a cooler, mixes, booze and a frozen drink machine for xmas. SHE DOES LOVE ME, I BE DARNED!!!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Ummmm....Im the good looking folks fat friend with the bubbly personality!!!

bubbly? Is that what that's called?

and don't be modest, Deb says you're quite the handsome devil!

 

[ejmbibb]

Ummmm....Im the good looking folks fat friend with the bubbly personality!!!

But I heard that you are loosing all the weight, can I take over your position once you are one of the thin good looking ones?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

bubbly? Is that what that's called?

and don't be modest, Deb says you're quite the handsome devil!

I dearly LOVE Deb, as we all do...but she only got the DEVIL part right!!!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

But I heard that you are loosing all the weight, can I take over your position once you are one of the thin good looking ones?

LOL...I would say there's plenty of room for both of us...but Im taking up ALOT of room, but I can squeeze over and fit you in here with me!!!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I dearly LOVE Deb, as we all do...but she only got the DEVIL part right!!!

Yowza! where'd you find the devil smiley? can you even call it a smiley when it looks like THAT?

 

[Gatordad]

We are all exceptionally good looking. Ugly people post on other boards

Ami, don't tell that on the innernet. we won't be left alone, the papparazzi will hound us daily.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Ami, don't tell that on the innernet. we won't be left alone, the papparazzi will hound us daily.

You mean they don't hound you already?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Yowza! where'd you find the devil smiley? can you even call it a smiley when it looks like THAT?

Well.....he sure is smiling!!!! I just found this little site a couple of days ago called freesmilies.org ...tons of great little smilies for every occasion. I just leave it open on a second tab when Im on the dis boards, it comes in handy

 

[Gatordad]

You mean they don't hound you already?

I have more of a problem with the women folk.... I'm like a modern day Tom Jones or Elvis.... It's hard to drive the gatorcart with women throwing their bras at you all the time.