How many Dis board members does it take to change a light bulb?

[mark & sandra]

How many DIS board members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

4 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy

 

[LisaZoe]

Ok, I usually don't use these but...



<I>Edited to add:</I> Didn't you forget to add a few posters who just left personal messages to "PM me"?

 

[BrerLizzie]

423 if you wanna count the inocent bystander..

 

[GoodFairies]

What about the ones who post about how you shouldn't put 5 lightbulbs in a 4 lamp room?

 

[goin2disneyagain]

 

[maci]

 

[goofygirl]

You forgot to include the DISers who will ask for pixie dust for the bulbs that won't work.

And also Dan Murphy who will post photos of the light bulbs

 

[BrerLizzie]

Originally posted by goofygirl
You forgot to include the DISers who will ask for pixie dust for the bulbs that won't work.

And also Dan Murphy who will post photos of the light bulbs

 

[travelbug]

My answer was going to be.......

301. 1 to change the bulb, 100 to question why maintenance didn't change it, 100 to suggest that he call maintenance next time, and 100 to share speculation that the burnt out bulb must have been at BCV.

 

[luvthatduke]

... And you need to add ONE MODERATOR,
to move the OP to the correct board,
as it was most likely posted incorrectly!

 

[eeyore kelly]

 

[WebmasterAlex]

Ok this is funny....

 

[UncleKyle]

Thanks for the laugh before I head to bed

 

[WillyJ]

Yeah, I remember that thread. . .

 

[RitaZ.]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Tantor]

:thewave:

Love it!!!

 

[my3kids]

That is great.

Also, add a couple to give the best store to buy the lightbulb, one that has a coupon to share, and 3 more who have a limo company they recommend to get you to the store to buy the bulbs.

 

[cats7494]

That was too funny!

 

[zagafi]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[adamak]

And a lot more posts with just happy faces.