Speaking of microwaves, before we got the one that now is haunted and doesn't want to turn off, I managed to set the previous one on fire while heating up some frozen yams. They were on a paper towel, nothing metal in the thing. I was grilling some chicken looked up and there was a nice big ole fire burning. We also had an old stove in our previous house, which we were renting that shot a fireball out of it. Honey and I were in the kitchen cooking something, little galley kitchen but thankfully he was chopping something and I was at the sink, all of the sudden the oven door flew open and a fireball shot out across the room. Not a flame of fire, a ball of fire left the oven and flew across the room. I'm not sure what was in the oven. We both just kind of looked at each other, he walked over and turned it off and we went out to eat and called the landlord the next day. He said he thought it could be fixed, we were pretty good tenants and never complained and rarely called for anything broke, we just fixed it ourselves, but we put our foot down on that one. We also had an old dryer we had bought second hand, thing had to have been 20 or 30 years old. The door came off and honey being the resourceful man he is, decided all he had to do was superglue the hinges (which worked by the way) unfortunately he also super glued his fingers together and to the door. Acetone is your friend in such circumstances. The dryer continued to run until the day we got rid of it, we had to buy a new washing machine and figured what the heck, let's get a matching set.