We have eaten there twice for lunch, and will do so again the next time we are at AK. I would describe it as Boma-Lite.
I have copied/pasted my most recent review for you (September 09). Sorry if this was more than you were looking for!
Tusker House 1:30pm:
This will be our second lunch visit to Tusker House since it became the Table Service buffet restaurant. We really enjoyed our first visit in 2008, and GardenGuy was happy to eat there again, as it is a buffet and he would have a wide selection.
When I was making our reservations (using the new online system, which I really like btw), the time I chose for lunch just happened to coincide with the time to get priority seating for the Nemo show. Now we saw the Nemo show when it first opened, and it didnt do anything for us (I really preferred the Tarzan Rocks show). So I wasnt really sure if we planned to use the passes and go see the show again. I had mentioned it to GardenGuy this morning, but he wasnt interested in watching the people with the stick puppets as he called them.
We check in at the podium about 5-10 min before our ressie. There is a swarm of female CMs around the check in podium arguing with each other on who is going to take the 2pm podium shift, because so-and-so was going home, but the woman scheduled didnt want the podium and so-on. I was really put off by this argument all of these women were having while another woman was checking us in right next to them? We were asked if we wanted the FP to Nemo, but we declined. We were handed a pager and told to sit down at the outside tables right next to the podium for them to call us.
Note: they have moved the check-in area from last year. There is a podium out front of the restaurant that is located near the bar and the covered bar seating pavillion. This is near where the African dancers perform. This is now for walk-ups, we were directed around to the back side of the building where another podium and smaller un-covered seating is located for those with dining reservations.
A few pictures of the outside waiting area for the restaurant.
In the 15 min or so that we waited a family (multiple adults and multiple children) arrived to check in. Two little girls (maybe 6-7) take seats on either side of one of the small outside waiting tables and begin to start pushing the table back and forth at each other, and each one is upset with the other and screaming at mommy or daddy (Susie (not sure what the names were, just using for point of reference)?) did this, no I didnt, Molly (?) did that, no I didnt, liar, no youre a liar, next thing you know one girl stands up to shove the other and the other kicks her in the chest, one of the men in the group yells at them to stop and one of the women turns to see what is going on. The girl who was kicked is crying and telling the adults she was kicked and the adult woman turns to the other girl and yells at the top of her lungs, You did what? You kicked her? To which the little girl who clearly did kick her says No, she is lying. To which the adult woman (their mother?) Yells loudly No Youre A Liar! to this 7 year old. Then announces to everyone that she needs a cigarette and stomps off?!? Wow! The liar child is still denying everything and one of the adult men keeps yelling at her, shut up, Shut Up, JUST SHUT UP! Now we have no children of our own yet, but I cant imagine how yelling at a 7 year old at the top of your lungs to SHUT UP and calling them a Liar is great parenting skills, and is showing what mature adults act like (even if it is true and they are lying, there are better ways to explain why being dishonest is not a good thing without resorting to name calling of your own children!?). No wonder the kids were acting up.
Finally our beeper goes off and we are shown into the restaurant where we are very surprised to see that it is almost empty. There is a long area directly off the buffet which is maybe a quarter full, with a smaller chamber to the left (where we were seated) that was still sizable, but only had about 5 filled tables in it???
We didnt mind in the least, as our touring plan was a lazy one today, but wondered why the 15 min wait when they were clearly not anywhere close to busy. I suggested to GardenGuy that maybe they were short on servers and were doing it for crowd control, and suggested that maybe some of the 5-6 women who were out at the podium arguing with each other could have been better put to work inside.
Our waiter was very pleasant and after taking our drink order (unsweet ice tea for both of us) we went up to the buffet. The food was plentiful, and due to the shortage of filled tables, there wasnt really a line at any of the food stations. By the time we had prepared our first plates and were sitting back down, the waiter arrived with our teas and a small bowl of lemon. I do not take lemon in my tea, but GardenGuy does (as well as sugar, yuck!), but I thought it was a nice touch. The waiter was also nice enough to bring up second glasses before we were through with our first, preventing us from sitting without a drink.
First off, I apologize for the fuzzy quality of some of the food pics, not sure what happened.
This first plate was 3 types of bread to share (corn muffin, underneath was like a dry soda bread with pieces of corn in it maybe? and a dinner type roll with seeds on top) and a small portion of both Caesar salad and mixed greens with ranch, shredded cheese, and croutons, with a pickle spear. For reference this is on one of the smaller salad-sized plates. I cut the corn muffin in half and GardenGuy ate his half, but I only had a bite or two. Neither of us liked the slice of bread with the yellow (corn?) pieces in it. I enjoyed the dinner roll (I LOVE bread but dont eat much of it these days), but it needed butter, so I put it to the side for the time being. The salads were fresh and tasty and the pickle spear cold and crisp.
My first full plate (turquoise). I decided to try a small sample of the many different things up on the buffet. Clockwise from 12 are pearl couscous (good), some sort of spiced rice (was cold [supposed to be I think] and hard-yuck), a spiced potato wedge (good), some very tiny grained couscous (also cold but very good), a pastry triangle with spicy meat filling-good, salmon (I know I said before I dont like seafood, but I think salmon is ok, and will often try a smidge on a buffet, this one was pretty good), saffron(?) vegetables (zucchini is my favorite veggie, and this was pretty good), another type of not so good hard rice, zucchini and tofu dish (sadly yuck, the zucchini was ruined by the flavor), and in the middle- a thin grained white rice like substance (very good), green beans (I like long green beans, but these were cold, and not so good), curry chicken (pretty good).
GardenGuys first full plate (light blue). Sorry for the picture, he started eating before I made it back to the table!. Clockwise from 12, the cold hard rice I didnt like (he also didnt like), the cold small grained couscous I enjoyed (he also liked), curry chicken, pearl couscous, and mini corn dogs (on the kids table, but still pretty yummy!).
My second plate (another turquoise, but it is a different plate, I promise I am not one of the people who bring the same plate back to the buffet). Also, even though it looks kinda messy, I hadnt started eating from it before I took the pick. I promise! Clockwise from 12. Carved piece of pork loin (dry but tasty), above it is this spicy mustard sauce the carving station attendant told me I should take for the pork as it was really good (I didnt care for it, but I only like yellow mustard, none of the spicy types). Slice of beef (this just wasnt cooked enough for me, I could only do a bite or so), rotisserie chicken (moist and tender, very good), potato wedges (I enjoyed my first, so I tried some more), little more salmon, corn dog bite, mashed potatoes and gravy (I love almost any sort of potato

).
GardenGuys second plate (blue, again, we didnt plan it, just ended up being the next plate from the stack we chose). Clockwise from about 1, mashed potatoes, corn dog bites, butter (for my roll from before), pearl couscous with curry chicken on top, and macaroni and cheese (now way back when, Disney use to serve a Stouffers mac and cheese which I really liked, then they went to this nasty tasting water cheesy sauce mac and cheese that I cant stand. GardenGuy still thinks it is ok, but he also thinks Kraft mac and cheese in a box tastes good! Ugh).
My dessert plate (yellow-also small like the salad plate size), clockwise from 12. Chocolate cake (hard as a rock!, yuck), cinnamon bread pudding drizzled with vanilla sauce (this had some sort of nut in it, which I tried not to scoop up when serving myself, I really like bread pudding with no fruit in it [remember I dont do warm fruit, so any bread pudding where they put apples, or raisons, or some other fruit I wont eat], well this had no fruit, but the flavor of the cinnamon was over powering and I didnt enjoy it at all), carrot cake (very good), passion fruit tart (GardenGuy had already filled his dessert plate while I was still eating my last food plate, and said this was great I had to try it
didnt like it that much?), lemon bar (cold and lemony, but by this point I was so full I ate only a bite).
GardenGuys dessert plate (blue again!) Clockwise from 12, coconut something (I cant stand coconut, so I dont know how this was, but he ate them both after scraping the red gooey stuff from the top), carrot cake, chocolate chip cookie (he said this was good, and better than some of the large cookies you get sometimes that are too crispy and not soft enough), lemon bar (which he had already taken a bite of before I could snap the picture), and a passion fruit tart in the center.
A very filling meal. We enjoyed ourselves quite a bit, and will return.